Granted, instead of sticky you get really smooth. So smooth that you cannot apply friction. Without friction, you are unable to be held to the ground. And therefore, with zero friction, you slip every step you take. *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* and so on...
I wish my country granted permission for students like me to play pranks and badly irritate teachers such as the teacher I hate the most.