RenegadeShroom Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Why, oh why, did you have to wish for something that I want!? Ah well: Granted, but then the Government brainwashes you, because it turns out that those who leave school before graduating become smarter than everyone, and that, is what the government does not want. I wish that in year 8, they asked you what career you wanted to follow, then assigned you the appropriate subjects, instead of the current system.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, but then everyone wants to be the same things, such as President, Superstar, Sports Star, etc. Because of this many people do not make it into their desired fields, and because of their education, they can't qualify for anything but what they wanted to be. This causes them to become unemployed for the rest of their lives and the entire economy of the world falls into ruin. Way to go. D:< I wish I could shower more than once every 3 days. -.-;;;
Earthix Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 Granted, But no one understands any of it, And everyone gets angry and starts looting and rioting. You're killed in the crossfire from the police and the rioters... Sorry. I wish I had 493 shiny pokemon and that nothing bad would happen to them or me.
COBHC Posted August 27, 2009 Posted August 27, 2009 granted but your game freezes everytime you touch the ds i wish i could play like alexi laiho
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Granted, But no one understands any of it, And everyone gets angry and starts looting and rioting. You're killed in the crossfire from the police and the rioters... Sorry.I wish I had 493 shiny pokemon and that nothing bad would happen to them or me. Granted, but all 493 are fan made pokemon and are therefore absolutely useless to you. Your cart file then bursts into flames and you're left without a game and without a DS due to the fire melting the DS cart slot shut. I wish September 20th were here already.
HottSushiz Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Granted. but the it will last for a 2 seconds. I wish i could do Parkour, a nd Freerunning like Damien Walters.
RenegadeShroom Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Granted, but you do it exactly like Damien Walters, and he comes and beats the stuffing out of you, and you get sad. I wish I could FLY! And eat chocolate today without having to resort to stealing money from my parents. (Hey! I'm not actually gonna do that! )
Toffeuy Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 You can eat chocolate all day. And fly too. But you get caught up in a electric wire and get electrocuted and end up dying... you have no chance to eat your chocolate anymore... I wish I could own a free website... as in not those blogs and stuff but to be a real webmaster.
COBHC Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 granted but then no one use the internet and nobody joins you i wish alexi laiho teach me how to play guitar in a pokemon world
Mewkid999 Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 Granted but then he dies and is unable too and as for the pokemon world, all the pokemon die too. I wish for the power to create anything i want. (I know how this will be corrupted)
evandixon Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 I wish for the power to create anything i want. (I know how this will be corrupted) Granted, but you also get the power to get everything you don't want as well. I wish that I could find a good-priced DS Phat.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but it's being held together by duct tape and glue and the touch screen is cracked and no longer functioning. I wish people would stop making wishes about flying and/or eating chocolate.
evandixon Posted August 29, 2009 Posted August 29, 2009 Granted, but it's being held together by duct tape and glue and the touch screen is cracked and no longer functioning.I wish people would stop making wishes about flying and/or eating chocolate. Granted, but people instead wish for the Dark Future (my job to prevent) to be waiting for you, without me being there.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but people instead wish for the Dark Future (my job to prevent) to be waiting for you, without me being there. AUTO CORRUPTED WISH! D:< I wish the little Japanese kids on Wi-Fi would stop Snaking during Markio Kart Races. D:<
HottSushiz Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 LOL i snake too. Granted, But now they discover another glitch, making them always obtain Red SHEEELS!!! I wish Kanye West did another performance in Auckland once again.
Relyte Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but he hurts himself in the first five minutes, cancelling the show. I wish it didn't get dark so early in August.
Toffeuy Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, it becomes very bright, so bright you can't see anything. I wish I had the power to finish the assignment i'm on straight away in just 1 sec.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but the quality is poor, and therefore not worth having even started. You automatically fail at every project you do from now on due to the poor quality. I wish I had more Rassberry Smirnoff. D:
ALCHEMIST Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, so much that you die from alcohol poisoning. I wish I didn't have so much schoolwork to do today.
Toffeuy Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, you tell the teacher not to give you any papers today... he/she listens to you and he/she doesn't give you any papers today... including an important Exam Notification. You have no idea what's going on until the day of the exam which you haven't prepared for. I wish I could survive even after being ran over by a steamroller.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted but you only survive for a few seconds. I wish I could go to sleep.
Toffeuy Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted but 2 secs later someone outside your door presses the bell which wakes you up, later you realise that they just pressed the door bell for fun. I wish Air Cutter was 100 power instead of only 55.
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted, but its accuracy is now reduced to 10 percent and the chances of a flinch occurring are reduced to 5 percent. I wish that HG/SS would arrive in my mailbox tommorrow. I'm sick of waiting.
Toffeuy Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) Ummm... Air Cutter doesn't flinch, it has high-critical-hit-ratio, you're thinking of Air Slash... nvm Granted, you get it but someone steals it from you. I wish I could use flamethrower Edited August 31, 2009 by Toffeuy
HottSushiz Posted August 30, 2009 Posted August 30, 2009 Granted. You burn yourself, friends, and loved ones. and somehow implode your house.... with the fire........ don't know why. I wish it would never rain, so i can run with my dog everyday.
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