COBHC Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 granted but then it burns i wish that you wish that my wish would be great and big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziz Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 granted but then it burnsi wish that you wish that my wish would be great and big Granted but it gets corrupted I wish I could finally develop a new sig method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted, but you soon find out a problem with your new Sig MEthod and it causes itself to disappear altogether. You'll never have another signature ever again now. I wish my package would hurry the eff up and get here already. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted, but it gets a mouth and devours itself. There is no stomach, only a mouth, and the mouth is apart from the package. The mouth then shrivels up and disentegrates. I wish that I had a lifetime supply of ice cream, and nothing bad could ever happen to it or me, and it never runs out 'till I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted. You grow fat and can no longer move around. You continue to eat and eat until you pop, spraying blood and guys and ice cream everywhere. However, you can still feel pain in each and every piece of you, but since this isn't "bad", you live your life in eternal pain as a blob-ish mass of exploded guts. I wish I could find this effing Coin Case in Goldenrod City. D:< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted but you take 100 years... I wish I could make my own set of Photoshop Brushes which would become famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted. They are famously horrible, and bleeding eye inducing. I wish i didn't get all sticky, and itchy, when i get sweaty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted, instead of sticky you get really smooth. So smooth that you cannot apply friction. Without friction, you are unable to be held to the ground. And therefore, with zero friction, you slip every step you take. *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* *slips* *gets back up* *takes a step* and so on... I wish my country granted permission for students like me to play pranks and badly irritate teachers such as the teacher I hate the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted. But they are able to fail you without any reason, and can apply the same pranks back. I wish i had roller skates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Granted, but you don't realize that they've been sabotaged...with springs! The spring are very powerful, and deploy the moment you touch the ground with the wheels, and launch you right into space, and you zoom past the moon, mars, all the other planets until you eventually get to Sedna. Then aliens abduct your dead body and desecrate it, then they revive you, and torture you. I wish that we never had to play team sports in school. (Hockey, Soccer, Rugby, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but you never have sport ever again after your teacher hears this complaint. I wish that my property would come to life and live a life of their own but under my control and not disobey me nor do anything that wouldn't impress me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted but you never have sport ever again after your teacher hears this complaint.I wish that my property would come to life and live a life of their own but under my control and not disobey me nor do anything that wouldn't impress me. Hmm, sport, I don't really like that much, it's mainly team sports though. I'm fine with that as long as we still get to play games in PE. Anyway, granted, but you forgot to order them not to hurt anyone intentionally and you mistreat them and they start ripping you to pieces. I wish that there was a cheaper, cleaner, more efficient portable power source on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted. But the power source has a massive effect on cute, and fuzzy animals, causing them to die. I wish i could fully understand Japanese, so i could play all the major games, and not be limited to what I'm able to understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but you're only able to understand it verbally. You cannot read it in any way shape or form, so you're pretty much effed. I wish I had some food. :~: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but its....YUKKY! (DUN DUN DUNNN!!) I wish that I could be bothered making a tasty lunch for myself more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Granted, but it's not tasty. It's just ok. I wish I had a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Granted. But the monkeys of South Africa will break in, and steal it. Plus throw all the belongings of the car at you. I wish i was immune to DOMS. (Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness) i hate it, and when i have it, it makes me despise stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Granted but instead you have ADD... I wish Ash would get a legendary in the anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Granted, but he does something incredibly stupid, and it manages to lose to everyone he versus. I wish that there were a funnier sight than seeing monkeys zooming across the highway from Pune to Mumbai in India and launching themselves into space on the other side of the road. (Happened two years ago, and it was hilarious!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 16, 2009 Share Posted September 16, 2009 Granted, but the funnier things turns out to be so funny that you can no longer feel the emotion known as humor or amusement. You are now a robot. ._. I wish that I could learn more dances by Michael Jackson besides the Moonwalk and Thriller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted but somehow you find the others incredibly irritating... I wish I didn't need to link my AR to the computer to insert a code. While I can do it manually in just 3 secs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted, but you are then presented with the most useful code around, but your AR refuses to link to your computer so you can copy and paste this 150+ line code into your AR. You discover every AR you use from then on has the same problem. I wish I could sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted but somehow you find the others incredibly irritating...I wish I didn't need to link my AR to the computer to insert a code. While I can do it manually in just 3 secs. Granted, but now it takes 3 days straight to do it manually for the tiniest code, and after all that work, your AR gets a face and becomes a member of the Italian mafia, and starts smoking and carrying guns around, shooting at you and wearing those suits that stereotypical Italian mafia members wear. I wish that Allomancy magic was real, and that I was an Allomancer! (see; Mistborn Trilogy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted but after 1 sec, it disappears... I wish I had photographic memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted September 17, 2009 Share Posted September 17, 2009 Granted. You watch Asian horrors, and now you CANNOT! forget them. I wish i was able to in clocked myself in Flames or Ice to escape the freezing cold of winter, and burning heat of summer. And i get no negative points of using this power, like getting burned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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