COBHC Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 granted but then you loose your legs i wish i married a pornstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALCHEMIST Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted, but you become miserable with your spouse and get a divorce, losing half of all of your possessions in the process. You later realize that you got a painful, and debilitating STD from them and live the remainder of your life in agony. I wish people would stop wishing for such obscene or grotesque things on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted, but then they start wishing for even more obscene and grotesque things! I wish that I didn't find Harry Potter books so addicting to read.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted. But then you find Twilight books addicting. I wish for a non obsence, or grotesque thing. (whatever that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted. But then you find Twilight books addicting. You are a horrible person.... Granted, but then some alien abducts and forces you to wish for a obscene/grotesque thing. I wish that I could have chocolate more often than once every two months or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relyte Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but the chocolate causes you indigestion every time you eat it and you, quite unfairly, have to puke it up every time... I wish I could go to an Aerosmith concert that actually happened because none of the band members hurt themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but the stadium they're playing in burns down and kills a majority of your friends that are attending. I wish that I I could fly around the world at high speeds without the use of a jet plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, you use a new-invented machine but you aren't riding on this machine, you're testing it! And you crash-land into the middle of nowhere. I wish Togekiss could learn Aeroblast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted. Now Lugia is sad, because it doesn't have a unique move anymore. I wish Scizor can learn X-Scissor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 It can't? Yes it can... i'm pretty sure mine has that... or am I wrong? Granted but X-Scissor is a banned move from now on. I wish Gravity wouldn't exist while we don't go out of earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but as you float into the clouds you fail to see the oncomming plane, and get caught up in the roters. And just as you're dying you see the earth flying closer and closer to the sun, as there is no longer a gravitational pull, there is no orbit, and everyone dies with you on that horrible day. I wish my tests tommarow would go well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted but the teacher marks you wrong and you get: ZERO! I wish the chocolates I was eating didn't run out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but you get addicted to them and you can'r stop eating them. Then you get sick and start throwing up all over them and keep eating them... (O_O) I wish that I wasn't scared of photo's in the dark... (I'm always afraid that they'll come to life or something stupid like that XP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted. But now your scared of photos in the LIGHT!! I wish all diseases on earth are non existent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but then some weird rapid evolution occurs and humans get hunted to near extinction and forced into space, where diseases rapidly form out of some stray bacteria! I wish that I wasn't selfish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 I don't believe in Evolution BTW! Granted? but now you are envious. I wish HeartGold, and SoulSilver, released in US before Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthix Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted but then Guild Wars 2 is given away in stores the next day and everyone quickly forgets pokemon, then every copy vanishes.... (Munchlax ate them). I wish Guild Wars 2 would come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but then there's a sudden recall for the game frying every console and computer system that it is played on. You fail to hear about this and all your precious game consoles and computers and now ash. I wish I could see out of both my eyes instead of just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBHC Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 granted but then a flash comes and blind you i wish you couldn´t corrupt my wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but somebody else does. I wish my cat didn't scratch mt feet every time he went under the covers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBHC Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 granted but the he scratches you in your sleep i wish i could fly and touch the clouds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but the moment you do, you stop being able to fly, then you fall... *mumbles* I wish that I had four cat's instead of two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBHC Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 granted but then the 4 of them mutate and scrat the hell out of you i wish my dog could fly with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, but then your dog's head explodes due to the sudden change in atmospheric pressure and you float endlessly up into space and die a horrible death. I wish I could play Piano better than I can right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Granted, but then Pikachu smacks you for 6 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes straight. Then you cry cause it's Pikachu. I wish that Ice Age 3 was out on DVD, and that I had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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