Ban the person above you! (Not really)

[coltonsmogon]

I ban KittyCats for hating black shinies.

[coltonsmogon]

I ban myself for reviving this thread.

[evandixon]

On 4/1/2017 at 3:07 PM, coltonsmogon said:

I ban myself for reviving this thread.

I ban coltonsmogon for banning himself.  That's my job

[wrathsoffire76]

I would ban evandixon but I'm too scared to

[evandixon]

1 hour ago, wrathsoffire76 said:

I would ban evandixon but I'm too scared to

I ban wrathsoffire76 for not having the courage to ban me.  (That is the point of the thread after all  )

[coltonsmogon]

I ban evandixon for criticizing someone's courage.

[theSLAYER]

I ban coltonsmogon for the courage audacity to ban an administrator

[coltonsmogon]

I ban theSLAYER vecause banning the person above you is the whole point of this topic #savage #getburned #ihavebeeffordaysifneedbe

Edited April 8, 2017 by coltonsmogon

[theSLAYER]

9 minutes ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban theSLAYER vecause banning the person above you is the whole point of this topic #savage #getburned #ihavebeeffordaysifneedbe

and I ban coltonsmogon (again?) for not having a display picture

[coltonsmogon]

I ban theSLAYER for criticizing my lack of profile picture.

[evandixon]

2 hours ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban theSLAYER for criticizing my lack of profile picture.

I ban coltonsmogon for not accepting criticism.  After all, constructive criticism can help lead to the best ideas and practices.

[coltonsmogon]

I ban evandixon for having a pic of Link as his profile pic.

[evandixon]

1 hour ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban evandixon for having a pic of Link as his profile pic.

I suppose you have a point.  After all, Revali is far more talented according to the not-at-all biased Revali himself. However, I'll still have to ban you for not recognizing what talents Link does possess.

[coltonsmogon]

1 hour ago, evandixon said:

I suppose you have a point.  After all, Revali is far more talented according to the not-at-all biased Revali himself. However, I'll still have to ban you for not recognizing what talents Link does possess.

I ban evandixon because Revali was sarcastic with the notion he explained... You can tell in the small print...

[evandixon]

1 hour ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban evandixon because Revali was sarcastic with the notion he explained... You can tell in the small print...

I ban coltonsmogon because Revali wasn't being sarcastic.  He was being passive agressive (not that it's any better).

Light spoiler:

Spoiler

"How about we settle things up there?"

(Points to the air ship)

"Oh, right, I forgot.  You have no way of making it up there on your own."

(Flies away)

"Good luck sealing the darkness!"

 

[jasenyoface]

i ban evandixon for having too many badges.  It's very distracting. 

[coltonsmogon]

I ban jasenyoface because he has a face on his profile picture (his own face is on there maybe?)

[jasenyoface]

I ban coltonsmogon because he is  skeptical of my appearance. 

[coltonsmogon]

1 hour ago, jasenyoface said:

I ban coltonsmogon because he is  skeptical of my appearance. 

I ban jasenyoface because he's an apparent Shinobi for some reason (Shinobis don't exist in real life).

Edited April 10, 2017 by coltonsmogon

[jasenyoface]

23 minutes ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban jasenyoface because he's an apparent Shinobi for some reason (Shinobis don't exist in real life).

I ban you for not being familiar with Naruro content. x)

[coltonsmogon]

Just now, jasenyoface said:

I ban you for not being familiar with Naruro content. x)

I ban jasenyoface for spelling Naruto wrong.

[evandixon]

1 hour ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban jasenyoface for spelling Naruto wrong.

I ban coltonsmogon because he's correcting someone's spelling without himself having perfect grammar:

15 hours ago, coltonsmogon said:

I ban jasenyoface because he has a face on his profile picture (his own face is on there maybe?)

This sentence doesn't end with a period .

(Waits for coltonsmogon to find one or more of my grammar or spelling errors.)

[Eirikr]

On 4/9/2017 at 10:36 PM, evandixon said:

I ban coltonsmogon because he's correcting someone's spelling without himself having perfect grammar:

This sentence doesn't end with a period .

(Waits for coltonsmogon to find one or more of my grammar or spelling errors.)

I ban evandixon for using an “emoji" and being hypocritical in his rightfulness! Characters such emojis, an abomination of the XXI^st century, are not part of standard written English. On top of it, he is correcting someone who was in turn correcting someone else for their, oh-not-so-flawless-grammar, when he himself errs by using abominable “emoji” punctuation! 

 

Edited April 11, 2017 by Eirikr
I am G.O.D.

[evandixon]

I ban Eirikr for the following reasons:

• Whether or not to use emoji depends on the target audience. In formal settings they are out of place, but in informal settings such as internet fora, they are perfectly acceptable.
• There is one comma too many in the sentence in the below quote after "their" (underlined).
• "Their" is the third-person plural possessive pronoun, which is used to indicate more than one person or thing possesses something. It is grammatically incorrect to use it to describe a single person.  That is, unless you are suggesting coltonsmogon is in fact more than one person, in which case this reason is invalid, leaving the other two to stand alone.

27 minutes ago, Eirikr said:

On top of it, he is correcting someone who was in turn correcting someone else for their, oh-not-so-flawless-grammar, when he himself errs by using abominable “emoji” punctuation!

 

[coltonsmogon]

I ban @evandixon for being savage to @Eirikr...