Corrupt a wish

[evandixon]

I wish I could travel between dimensions

Depends on what kind of Dimensions you are talking about.

• If you are talking about true dimensions, then the P-Branes overload, destroying the only way you could get back to the 3rd dimension.
  
• If you are talking about universes, then an I.D.A.S. agent gets out of control and kills you even though I specifically said to not to attack anything
  

My wish:

I wish that someone released a kit to install a working GBA Slot onto the DSi that can sucessfully play GBA games, run the EZ Flash 3in1 (GBASize), launchable from the DSi Menu and flashcarts, with the following settings in the menu: Screen (Which screen to play it on) and Blowup (Option to display a black border, or to blow up the image to take up the entire screen), dosn't explode, dosn't kill anything (or anybody), dosn't make anything ill, dosn't invalidate the warrenty, dosn't block any existing feature, dosn't break the DSi in any way, dosn't break the GBA Games or DS Games or DS Flashcarts or GBA Flashcarts in any way, dosn't make the GBA Games stuck permanently in the slot, dosn't effect the DS Slot in any way, the GBA Slot is located in the same spot as on the DS Lite, with the same ammount of game exposed out of the slot, dosn't prevent the DSi Store from downloading anything, dosen't have any mis-placed pins, dosn't have complex setup, and only costs 10 US Dollers per DSi Unit.

Just try and corrupt that!

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Oops, I corrupted the wrong wish. This one is the correct one:

Granted, but then Pikachu smacks you for 6 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes straight. Then you cry cause it's Pikachu.

I wish that Ice Age 3 was out on DVD, and that I had it.

Granted, but it was un-playable on your DVD player,

[KyoMcFizzle]

Depends on what kind of Dimensions you are talking about.

• If you are talking about true dimensions, then the P-Branes overload, destroying the only way you could get back to the 3rd dimension.
  
• If you are talking about universes, then an I.D.A.S. agent gets out of control and kills you even though I specifically said to not to attack anything
  

My wish:

I wish that someone released a kit to install a working GBA Slot onto the DSi that can sucessfully play GBA games, run the EZ Flash 3in1 (GBASize), launchable from the DSi Menu and flashcarts, with the following settings in the menu: Screen (Which screen to play it on) and Blowup (Option to display a black border, or to blow up the image to take up the entire screen), dosn't explode, dosn't kill anything (or anybody), dosn't make anything ill, dosn't invalidate the warrenty, dosn't block any existing feature, dosn't break the DSi in any way, dosn't break the GBA Games or DS Games or DS Flashcarts or GBA Flashcarts in any way, dosn't make the GBA Games stuck permanently in the slot, dosn't effect the DS Slot in any way, the GBA Slot is located in the same spot as on the DS Lite, with the same ammount of game exposed out of the slot, dosn't prevent the DSi Store from downloading anything, dosen't have any mis-placed pins, dosn't have complex setup, and only costs 10 US Dollers per DSi Unit.

Just try and corrupt that!

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Oops, I corrupted the wrong wish. This one is the correct one:

Granted, but it was un-playable on your DVD player,

Granted, but as you're walking out of the store you get mugged and your local gaming store is the victim of a high-scale robbery. The item in question is recalled shortly after due to multiple incidents just like this one all over the world and is banned from being released in the future.

I wish I could be a moderator on PP.

[evandixon]

Granted, but as you're walking out of the store you get mugged and your local gaming store is the victim of a high-scale robbery. The item in question is recalled shortly after due to multiple incidents just like this one all over the world and is banned from being released in the future.

I wish I could be a moderator on PP.

Granted, but only of a forum that only Existing Moderators/Admins can see, resulting in that you moderating a forum you can't access.

I wish that the M3i Zero would release a Core update to bypass the DSi Firmware 1.4 tomorrow, wether Warez (like all the other carts are) or not.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but only of a forum that only Existing Moderators/Admins can see, resulting in that you moderating a forum you can't access.

I wish that the M3i Zero would release a Core update to bypass the DSi Firmware 1.4 tomorrow, wether Warez (like all the other carts are) or not.

Granted, but then the Firmware malfunctions and destroys itself from the inside out, rendering your DSi completely useless now.

I wish I could live in Japan.

[evandixon]

Granted, but then the Firmware malfunctions and destroys itself from the inside out, rendering your DSi completely useless now.

I wish I could live in Japan.

Granted, but you can never leave.

I wish that J would stop trying to come to Toki Island (The island that Mystery Dungeon 2 takes place on).

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but then the Island gets swallowed up by a tidal wave, killing everyone but J.

I wish I had a new set of headphones that didn't cut the insides of my ears.

[evandixon]

Granted, but then the Island gets swallowed up by a tidal wave, killing everyone but J

That is a bad thing, because the island holds something required for International Security. My Resume will look REALLY bad if that happens.

I wish I had a new set of headphones that didn't cut the insides of my ears.

Granted, but they cost 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 US Dollars.

[KyoMcFizzle]

That is a bad thing, because the island holds something required for International Security. My Resume will look REALLY bad if that happens.

Granted, but they cost 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 US Dollars.

Your wish is automatically corrupted, whatever it may be.

I wish I could never get physically hurt.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then something depresses you so badly that you try to commit suicide and it doesn't work, and you have to live with for the rest of your life.

I wish Arachnophobia didn't exist.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but then something depresses you so badly that you try to commit suicide and it doesn't work, and you have to live with for the rest of your life.

I wish Arachnophobia didn't exist.

Granted, but you pick up a Brown Recluse spider and it bites you all over, causing a good portion of your body to necrotize over the course of a few days.

I wish poisonous spiders didn't exist.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But now all that didn't exist was the spiders venom, which stopped the spider from reaching enormous size.

I wish i can think of a wish.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted. But now all that didn't exist was the spiders venom, which stopped the spider from reaching enormous size.

I wish i can think of a wish.

Granted, but as soon as you think of it you forget. This causes you to get rather angry and you go on a malicious rampage because you're frustrated that you can't remembet. You kill atleast 50 people before you are cornered and shot down by the police. As you life flitters away, you suddenly remember what the wish was.

Twisted, ain't it?

I wish I wasn't so twisted.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then somebody comes along and makes you twisted again, and you become one hundred times more twisted than you used to be.

I wish I could think about something other than murderers when I'm about to go to sleep.

[Toffeuy]

Granted you now think of Ghosts which freak you out and prevent you from sleeping.

I wish in RAM editing, you were able to combine two pokemon to form one as well as being able to use fan-made pokemon.

[SilentFox]

Granted but the Ds blows up removing part of your face

I wish my team would win for once

[Toffeuy]

Granted but an error occurs just right before you win, and there is no proof that you have won.

I wish a DSi was possible to have a Flash Player and therefore be able to play online games and watch movies on the internet.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but instead of online games and movies you get gruesome, sickening images which disturb you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a big friendly Charizard to hug.

*Huggles Charizard*

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but the Charizard hugs you too hard and crushes your rib cage, putting you in an iron lung for the rest of your life.

I wish it was warmer where I am. I'm cold.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but it gets so hot that everybody everything starts melting, including you!

I wish that I had a big friendly Charizard to hug that doesn't hurt me in any way.

[Champloo]

Granted, but all the other Charizard's get furious that the sole Charizard doesn't hurt you so in turn they burn you with there mighty flames.

I wish I had a Metagross Utopia!

[Toffeuy]

Granted they all turn against you and attempt to kill you.

I wish I could fake a doctor's certificate.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then all the doctors in the world mysteriously disappear, and you're the only 'doctor' left. People hear about you and start flooding to your town/city and swarming you for medical advice and help.

I wish I could render faster.

[Toffeuy]

Granted your current speed is 24 hours to render a picture, after your wish, you become able to render a picture in 23 Hours 59 Mins 59 Secs.

I wish people would stop the use of greenhouse effects.

[Earthix]

Granted, But it's replaced by disgusting things, like cars running on sewage, and everything smells bad from there on after.

I wish Burgerking Fries weren't nasty.

[Toffeuy]

Granted, they're not nasty, they're VERY nasty.

I wish I could eat chocolate everyday without feeling that it's too sweet and without affecting my health.