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Granted, but you become miserable with your spouse and get a divorce, losing half of all of your possessions in the process. You later realize that you got a painful, and debilitating STD from them and live the remainder of your life in agony.

I wish people would stop wishing for such obscene or grotesque things on this thread.

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Granted, but the chocolate causes you indigestion every time you eat it and you, quite unfairly, have to puke it up every time...

I wish I could go to an Aerosmith concert that actually happened because none of the band members hurt themselves.

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Granted, but as you float into the clouds you fail to see the oncomming plane, and get caught up in the roters. And just as you're dying you see the earth flying closer and closer to the sun, as there is no longer a gravitational pull, there is no orbit, and everyone dies with you on that horrible day.

I wish my tests tommarow would go well.

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