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<p><p><p><p><p><p>"No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner."</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p> I can understand that somewhat, but I'm supprised it still exists.</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>"Divorces are outlawed."</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>Hmmm, Jesus allowed them, so why not the country?</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>"The penalty for jumping off a building is death."</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>So in the off-chance you survive, you get the death sentence.</p></p></p></p></p></p>

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<p><p><p><p><p><p>Another from France, "An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon."</p></p></p></p></p></p>

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