Toffeuy Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Ohhh... a liger... misread... it always happens when I practice my speed-reading... sorry... Granted, but I decide for you, I make you cook dead cockroaches and poisonous spiders and when you eat it, you start to regurgitate all day. I wish I would never misread stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Granted. But you read something horribly disturbing...... oh and you die. I wish they sold 18 packs of Vanilla Coke in a can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Granted but they are an especially high price, you think it must be high-quality that's why it;s expensive. So you decide to buy them... and after drinking ALL of them you realise the reason why they were so expensive was that someone put drugs in them. I wish someone would at least talk to me on MSN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Granted, but it's actually a really evil girl rapist Mewtwo who is stalking you. She comes into your house, walks into you're bedroom, aaand I'll leave the details to her. I wish Toffeuy didn't get raped by an evil rapist Mewtwo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 granted but then you get raped by a male WAILORD!!! OUCH!!! i wish rape was non existent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Granted. But now Mew is a vicious man-eater, who hunts down humans, slaughters them and then devours them messily. I wish that I had a pet Mew that isn't a vicious man-eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Granted. But it takes form of your Dad, then makes you do chores with no rewards of any form. I wish thinking of a wish was more easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 granted but then your wishes become pointless and boring i wish i could find these damn tails a bit quicker (currently playing FFIV DS again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBHC Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 granted but they give you a broken one i wish i could kill ash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Granted. But Brock with his eyes closed kills, Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I wish my Laptop's battery lasts longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted, but the added battery power also means added size. You're forced to remove your hard drive and replace it with a simple 1980's processor and hardrive, meaning the best thing you can do now is open notepad. I wish people would thank me for making value sets. >:T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffeuy Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted they thank you so much that the "Thank you" quotes spam the whole forum, lagging it greatly and to prevent further spamming you get banned... I wish I had more download space for my internet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Granted but either way that didn't make much sense (download space for my internet?!?) Sorry dude i hope that didn't sound like i was being an ass. I wish someone would post in the national dex game so i could have another go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomcouchpotato Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) granted but their post is arceus i wish america didnt have to wait for hg/ss Edited October 18, 2009 by randomcouchpotato typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 granted but now there is no waiting because america is never gonna get it i wish you tube hadn't made me give up on humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyoMcFizzle Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Granted, but now you have too much faith in all aspects of humanity, driving you to be labeled as a nut job. You're promptly sent off to the loony bin. I wish sourdough toast didn't cut the roof of my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Granted. Now when you swallow it, it slices your throat ot bits, leaving you bleeding and in pain until you die after 10 hours of pain and no sleep. I wish that my cats didn't hate me for several hours after I give them their medicine..:frown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 granted but now they hate you all the time and have started to hunt you like a pack of rabid wolves. i wish shroom had a weapon he could use to fight off his insane cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenegadeShroom Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Granted. But it's an ice-cream cannon and it shoots HottSushiz in the face everytime I shoot it. I wish that I had a weapon that is usable to fight off my insane cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 granted, its a giant insane robotic dog that eats the cats, you and all who use this forum... ... (doc cant wish, hes been eaten) wait... i had an extra life (presses continue) i wish i wasnt so drunk so i wouldnt be hung over tomoz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COBHC Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 granted but then you keep drunk 3 days and die for being wasted 3 days i wish i could kick jigglypuff like a soccer ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomcouchpotato Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 granted but you kick it so heard i destroys the neighbors car i wish i wasnt so lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidthefaithful Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 granted but you became so active that you ran out of energy and got eaten by a giant magickarp during a speed fishing incident i wish snorlax wasnt the only panda based pokemon T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HottSushiz Posted October 26, 2009 Share Posted October 26, 2009 (I sooo wish that too) Um granted but he's the only unique Panda Pokemon, all the others are just rip offs. I wish my laptop had more graphical capabilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relyte Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 Granted, but its graphical capabilities become so real that an explosion in your game causes your laptop to burst into flames and melt. I wish that there was a cure for the flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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