pokemonfan Posted May 17, 2009 Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) Ok, this either goes in off topic or creative discussion or something else I didn't see. So if this is in the wrong place sorry mods and admins. Now to discuss swinub flu Reporter: Pokemon region wide are dropping dead with the symptoms of the human flu. I have with me today Professor Rowan to discuss the matter. Now Rowan what do you think caused this. Rowan: A swinub! Reporter *gasps* but how Rowan: I believe it to be a mutation in pokerus! You see I think it originated through a battle. Two trainers with a doduo were battling one of them had pokerus and the other one was cured of pokerus. Then the cured one battled and lost it got miniscule traces of pokerus on its feathers which it passed on to the swinub switching in since this trainer didn't use pokeballs on doduo and swinub for some odd reason. The swinub switching in got the pokerus from the doduo on the opponents side but it had been contaminated by the other doduo. Therefore it was a mutation. I believe that this can only be caught by a swinub. Due to our testings and our duplication of the experience no other pokemon can catch it from a doduo but a swinub. However, the swinub can spread it to other pokemon. Reporter: What are some of the symptoms? Rowan: Chronic cough, chills, fever, vomiting, stuffy/runny nose, body aches, and Low experience gain and pokemon cannot evolve under this disease. Reporter:*gasps* Is there a way to treat this Rowan: As of now we have no way to treat this to cure the disease. However, there are ways to make up for the experience loss by feeding it some HP ups and Irons and stuff like that. Reporter: So pokemon can still grow with this disease? Rowan: Yes however it is much much harder. Reporter: So how long before a cure is found? Rowan: Well we currently are working on it and we almost have a cure for one of the worst symptoms, not evolving. We have tried to evolve about 50 different pokemon that have the disease and all have been unable to evolve. This is a drastic symptom and by feeding it Oosum berries you will be able to cure this symptom if it is unwanted. Reporter: Thank you professor rowan for your time. Over to you Jamie... Jamie: In other news..... _______________________________________________________________ Comment please! Edited June 2, 2009 by pokemonfan
Narwhal Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Cool idea, but Chazz berries? Mixing berries? I think it sounds kind of weird. I think a new berry should be used in your story.
bear831 Posted May 29, 2009 Posted May 29, 2009 Um ok but you should really think of a better name for the berry. Also not evolving so the disease is a everstone?
FLOOTENKERP Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 This would actually be pretty cool in a ROM-hack.
HottSushiz Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Hmm i know a cure: An army of Swinub killing Magikarps.... ohh yeah
Narwhal Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 Wild MAGIKARP used Splash! SWINUB fainted! Use next pokémon? "yes" Go, SWINUB! etc.
pokemonfan Posted June 2, 2009 Author Posted June 2, 2009 I fixed the chazz berries thing and made it oosum berries. As for the cure, how would killing magikarps help?
FLOOTENKERP Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 It wouldn't. I love Magikarp, and fake stories should be treated as if they like they were trying to be, which means, would anyone in the Pokémon world kill a Pokémon? Of course not. I think another cure would be better. Like water from a lake, or a plant from an island.
FLOOTENKERP Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Yes, that seems like a good cure. How about a Gyarados scale?
Relyte Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 News Release from the Bureau of Bidoof Inquiry: The bureau of Bidoof Inquiry has come to your aid! Bidoof whiskers have been found to be a cure for the new pokemon virus dubbed the "Swinub Flu". This deadly virus has been sweeping the pokemon world. Hopefully this cure can be administered before the flu gets out of hand.
HottSushiz Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 WAAAAHHHHHT!:eek: i never knew Bidoof's had whiskers.:confused:
Relyte Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 We're still inquiring as to what they are called, but the little fluffy bit around their faces can be ground up, mixed with chemicals such as Carbos and Protein to make a medicine which is also used in curing Psyducks' headaches.
evandixon Posted July 20, 2009 Posted July 20, 2009 Mine don't have it, but one of them has a weird Zentarian disease that no-one has ever heard of (because the only one who knows about it is me, and I haven't named it yet).
Toffeuy Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 I currently just had an experience with Swinub Flu and discovered some of its effects. My Monferno was infected by the Swinub Flu but when it tried to evolve, it evolved into a Swinub instead of Infernape!
Doc Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 the cure is simple, put a tamiflu tablet into any spicy berry and shove it into your pokemon.
HottSushiz Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 Hmm i wonder why only Pokemon are catching it. *looks at arm* NUUUUU Pokemon aren't the ones exposed to the disease, we ARE! eek I'm turning into a Swin............RAWR! I'm a Were-Swine.
evandixon Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 Hmm i wonder why only Pokemon are catching it. *looks at arm* NUUUUU Pokemon aren't the ones exposed to the disease, we ARE! eek I'm turning into a Swin............RAWR! I'm a Were-Swine. Calm down. You are not, but you are a carrier of it. The virus is airborn. I need to call Dr. Gourd immediatly. I'm safe though. I'm far away in another universe!
HottSushiz Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 Calm down. You are not, but you are a carrier of it.The virus is airborn. I need to call Dr. Gourd immediatly. I'm safe though. I'm far away in another universe! Must.... lead........ the disease.......... to you....... before dying.......... bleh.
Ziz Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 the cure is simple, put a tamiflu tablet into any spicy berry and shove it into your pokemon. Wow.
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