Yes, yes you did. With flying colours. (I'm in Aus, not in the U.S. I will type words as I was taught them.) In a way that makes me proud to be a Halo fan.
I will refer to Master Chief as Chief for the sake of not typing as many words.
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"The Master Ball?" said Chief.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. People keep us sometimes in Pokeballs." I said
"All the time you mean." interrupted Mariah.
"Pokeballs?" said Chief.
"Yeah, Pokeballs." I said.
Chief raises eyebrows underneath helmet.
"What?"
"Oh, right, I've still got my helmet on." Chief says before he takes his helmet off.
What?"
"I still don't know what Pokeballs are."
Oh, they're these red and white balls with a button on them that people throw at us and shoot a laser beam at us so that we can rest inside of them. There are different types of Pokeballs which have different colours and patterns on them that have different abilities."
"OK..."
"And then there is another Pokeball called the Masterball which there is only one in existence."
"What's so special about it?"
"It can catch any..." I go into a very detailed explanation about the Masterball...
*4 Hours later*
"Righto..." says a very tired and bored Chief.
"Yeah, that's about it."
"Cool..."
"So, what do we do... HEY! I'LL SHOW YOU A POKEBALL!!! MARIAH!!! GO GET ONE!!!"
"From where? And settle down." Mariah says.
"I dunno, the Pokemart."
"OK."
*Another 4 hours later*
Chief is making sure Dave, Jess, Tiffany and Lucario, the other Pokemon are OK when Mariah bursts through the door.
"What a pain-in-the-a*** that was. Next time, you can go get it." Puffs Mariah.
"Stop being a pussy. Now... do it."
The Pokeball enlarges and Mariah throws the Pokeball at me. I turn red
"That's actually pretty cool..." says a very squeaky voiced Chief.
"Yeah." Mariah says.
"OK, you can let me out now!" I say.
"You have to do it, remember?"
"Oh yeah..."
When I try to get out, it doesn't work.
"It didn't work!"
"Try again"
I try again, and once again it fails.
"F***, it's stuck."
To be continued...
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What is the extent that we can swear? I can't remember and it's annoying to censor it.