Corrupt a wish

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But my dog (German Shepard) challenges it to a Pokemon match aaaaaand..... it loses oh and it's really a over sized cat

I wish instead of the dumped Japanese Pokemon HeartGold, and Soulsilver, that is released today, that it was English.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but when you download it, your computer explodes, you implode, reform, explode, reform, turn inside out, reform, spontaneously combust, reform, forced to watch twilight 100 times in a row, without pause, and turn into a zombie after soiling and wetting yourself 500 times over. Suddenly, more feaces and urine form all over your body, and rotting bugs as well. Your stomach wall and arms burst open, and you aimlessly wander the Earth for the rest of eternity.

(GAWSH, I am sick >_>)

I wish that my cat wasn't so jumpy.

[HottSushiz]

Did you forget to drink your pills........Lina :tongue:

Granted. Now it has caught a rare disease, where every 5 minutes it will pee...... uncontrollably.

I wish i can never be bored.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but they're all fake!

I wish I was a Charizard...*dreamy stare*

This has already been corrupted, but I seriously HAD to do this one.

Granted, but furries attack you and do several iinappropriate things to you and turn you into their "slave". Sucks to be you!

Did you forget to drink your pills........Lina :tongue:

Granted. Now it has caught a rare disease, where every 5 minutes it will pee...... uncontrollably.

I wish i can never be bored.

Granted, but since you'e never bored you're always active and develop ADHD which eventually drives you to the point of exhaustion and kills you.

I wish I could live in Japan.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But your confined to the airport, forbidden to leave. And it's "The Terminal" Tokyo style.

I wish i would never disconnect while playing Gunz: The Duel.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but you can't get online, so Disconnecting is the worst of your troubles.

I wish I could edit more sprites like my new Avatar.

[RenegadeShroom]

Did you forget to drink your pills........Lina :tongue:

Granted. Now it has caught a rare disease, where every 5 minutes it will pee...... uncontrollably.

I wish i can never be bored.

GRAHH. You're gonna be meat on my sandwich when I next see you... Kolina.

Granted, but you can't get online, so Disconnecting is the worst of your troubles.

I wish I could edit more sprites like my new Avatar.

Granted....but they all fail miserably, and make you implode randomly, somehow.

I wish that Haunter had a Reaper Forme

[KyoMcFizzle]

GRAHH. You're gonna be meat on my sandwich when I next see you... Kolina.

Granted....but they all fail miserably, and make you implode randomly, somehow.

I wish that Haunter had a Reaper Forme

Granted, but it looks just like MISSINGNO.

I wish I could wish for a wish.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but the wish you wished you could wish for, actually wished for you to wish for a wish, which is it, the wish. Then the wish wishes you out of wish-stance, I mean existance and you try to unwish the wish's wish but the wish is too wishfully powerful and wins.

I now officially hate the word 'wish'.

I wish I didn't hate the word 'wish'.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. Now you hate the word or combination of letters. "Hsiw"

I wish Lina will change him mind about stuffing me into his sandwich.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then he see's what you did to his name again and rips you to shreds after turning into a particularly vicious, rabid wereraccoon.

I wish Kolina would stop mauling my name.

[COBHC]

granted but then you get deaf and blind and didn´t listen that you are going to fall from a cliff so you fall and die

i wish pkm heart gold and soul silver were in english

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then Giratina eats everyone who plays the English version, ever.

I wish that I was better at drawing

[COBHC]

granted but then your hand becomes useless and you can´t draw anymore

i wish i could play my guitar like a god

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then God smites you. (Sorry Big Fella!)

I wish that it wasn't in my nature to be so lazy

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But now your as oblivious as me.

I wish i can find a code, or patch, to bypass the anti-piracy of Mario & Luigi Bowsers Inside Story.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but then they jump out of the DS into Real Life, and start chasing each other with axes in a comical way. Then they accidentally lop your head off and laugh, cause you have a funny expression on your face when your head gets chopped off.

I wish I wasn't a human, humans are so pitiful. Oh that's right, I ain't human. >_>

I wish that my cats could communicate with me clearly, but still have the ability to meow.

[COBHC]

granted but then you become a workoholic

i wish i owned project pokemon

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But Nintendo sues you over $$$NINTHOUSAND!$$$

I wish that Nintendo didn't put any Anti-Piracy stops in their games.

(Mario & Luigi Bowsers Story so far has 36 Piracy Stops)

[COBHC]

granted but then nintendo runs out of cash and bankrupt

i wish i could have a Rin'negan

[Toffeuy]

Granted but it was only in a dream.

I wish I can copyright every single artwork on the net without anyone even being able to report me or stop me from doing it.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But doing so stops every artist from creating anymore images, because you would Copyright it so, all of humanity is stuck with the already existing artwork.

I wish Miley Cyrus didn't make her songs so dam catchy, uhh it's stuck in my head!

[Toffeuy]

Granted, her songs are now terrible and ear-splitting. The moment you hear a little of it you feel like you wanna suicide.

I wish I could experience an adventure like an anime character would such as how you can travel around the world like Ash does in Pokemon.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. But Ash obviously is more durable then you, and Pikachu zaps you to death, yes your own faithful companion layed death upon you.

I wish i was able to sleep at night instantly.

[KyoMcFizzle]

Granted, but you never wake up. Ever.

I wish my next check would arrive.