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Granted, but your parachute doesn't open and you plummet towards Earth, dying in the process.

I wish I could live forever, never get hurt, sick, or age and always be lucky, and be able to share this ability with friends and family.

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Granted but then the world gets overpopulated. And because you won't die in space, people even clog up the space of space. Soon the whole universe would be taken. And no-one would even be able to move an inch.

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Granted, But It pisses all over your new Couch, then spontaniously combusts when you sleep walk and put it in the microwave.

I wish that I hadn't stayed up half the night watching anime, when i should have been sleeping.

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Granted, But only animated characters, Only on your tv, on every 2nd tuesday of every month, and it gives you explosive diahrea! (Sorry >.>)

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me! Screw everyone else. As long as i'm good, i don't care.

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granted but it would only be possible if they frooze you in and kept you in that state for ever... and ever...

i wish i could fly like a falcon

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Granted but only like one from Atlanta then the plane crashes.

I wish i had more of a challenge today at the tournament. (I took first Place!)

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Granted. But you don't notice it so it's worthless, oh and it completely exhausts your enegry............ then you die, yeah you die.

I wish i could understand Photo Shop.

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granted but after understanding it and using it, it becomes obvious that no one likes your art so you become depressed and never speak to anyone again!

i wish people would realize its my birthday and gimme some awesome stuff

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Granted, but then after you do it, your game crashes, your system over heats, bursts into flames, and you catch on fire. Since you were playing pokemon home alone, no one is around to help you. The flames catch onto your curtains and walls, and your house burns down with you in it. Your parents get into a fatal car crash on the way home with the person who hacked the coding, and no one ends up hearing about how you died in the fire, you're presumed to have run off to tahiti with some random crack head, and have O.D.ed at this point.

I wish that I was spiderman.

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Granted, but instead of getting the powers, you get bitten by a poisonous spider and are rushed to the ER room. Sadly, you don't make it.

I wish that Wednesday would come faster.

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Granted, But not the day, a woman named Wednesday, and she doesn't let you get off afterwards. Lolz.

I wish That i was a member of the blue man group.

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Granted! But another ism comes to the earth, called Colourism. If you wear feminine colours like pink, and purple, people shall judge you.

I wish i can all Flash Carts are able too connect to Pokemon Battle Revolution.

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granted but then your wii stops reding the disc

i wish i could live in a pokemons world

Granted, but as soon as you get there, a Wailord eats you. You're never seen again.

I wish I could be a millionaire.

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Granted and all the feathers of birds don't become stiff, instead they drop down, which causes all of them unable to fly and lose freedom.

I wish that Friction didn't exist in this world, while people still won't slip off the ground.

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