Between us we could probably get something like this:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-DS-Lite-Coral-Pink-Handheld-System-FAST-INTL-SHIPPING-/272265205738?hash=item3f644557ea:g:9xYAAOSw3mpXEXU1#viTabs_0
or
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nintendo-DS-Lite-Crimson-Red-Black-Handheld-System-/112020909907?hash=item1a14f76f53:g:czsAAOSw9eVXV3gX
+ The R4.
Unless we can realistically find someone else, but I have my doubts.