Dear "darklord,"
It has come to my attention that you have called the font that I use "wired" presumably you meant "weird". No matter the spelling, it was to insult my darling italicized Arial Narrow. I require you to apologize unless you want a perma-ban. Whether or not you apologize, you are still banned for 3 weeks. This can be extended and retracted to my liking.
If you so decide to insult my lovely font again, I will have to delete your account. If the insults continue after that, I will come to your house, and eat all of your food. If the insults continue once more, I will leave you alone forever. I cannot be held responsible for what Arial Narrow may do to you, however. Have a nice day.
Sincerely,
0660