Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 972
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted

Granted, but then everyone else gets X-Ray vision and all structures/clothing/etc all have a layer of lead in them.

I wish that I could stop listening to Bear McCreary's songs long enough to listen to something else. O_O

Posted

Ummm... doesn't X-ray vision just show everything's bones?

Granted instead you listen to the worst song ever, and you die from it.

I wish it wasn't so hard for me to find a FREE download link to download a specific song I wanted.

Posted

Granted, but it's in fact so old it somehow turned into jelly. And it tastes extremely, horribly bitter and like its been mixed with rotten corpses, rotten meat, rotten fruit and elephant faeces. And you are forced to consume all of the jelly - substance.

I wish that I wasn't so scared of doddles. (Birds with brown backs, white fronts, yellow beaks and bone protusions on their wings that are covered in bacteria, and will most likely infect you if they stab you. But they swerve away at the last minute when they dive at you :P)

Posted

Granted on the first day, you are found missing and where your camp was is now where a Lion lives.

I wish my family didn't need to pay any bills; without not following the laws.

Posted

Granted, but it turns out that they did a deal with the mafia for them to pay your bills. When it's time to cough up the dough, you refuse to hand it over to them and they start shooting! :o

I wish that HottSushiz was made of chocolate so I could attack him and not feel guilty about it. :D

Posted

Granted. But suddenly you gain a fear of large metal birds, oh and you get sea sick. (when your on land)

I wish my IRC Connection would stop screwing up.

Posted

Granted, but then HottSushiz(Chocolate Version) with ChocoRabies runs into your house, blabbering like a madman and foaming chocolate milk at the mouth, which is actually the ChocoRabies. ChocoHottSushiz then bites you and you transform into... ChocoToffeuy..with ChocoRabies.

I wish I had a mug that could hold five litres of liquid, and that I could carry it with ease.

Posted

Granted. But the liquid is Liquid Nitrogen, and froze the mug, plus anything that touches it. So your able to carry it with ease, but it gives your hand frost-bite, and it's frozen stuck to your hand.

I wish the Holidays were slightly longer. (1 more DAY!!)

Posted

So I'm guessing you found something to do?

Granted, but ChocoHottSushiz (you) melts into a puddle because it becomes incredibly hot where you are all of a sudden. And you don't reform or harden evar.

I wish that...I got to watch my corruption of Toffeuys wish. That would of been funneh!

Posted

Granted, but then we both bite you. DOUBLE!!! You get Super-Choco-Choco-Rabies. And everyone now tries to keep away from Super-Choco-Choco-RenegadeShroom.

I wish I could climb up walls like Spiderman.

Posted

Granted, but then Super-Choco-Choco-RenegadeShroom can too, and he (or me) bites you!

I wish that I could spread the Super-Choco-Choco-Rabies at an incredibly fast rate. And that animals and plants can get it. *bites Pohutukawa tree and both my cats*

Posted

granted but now you've got chronic bronchitis and will die soon.

i wish for there to be a third game in the HG/SS series called Spirit Crystal, and for it to have an in game celebi we can all catch.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...