Ban the person above you! (Not really)

[Gin]

You are banned because Tbird lives in Gloucestershire

[Eievu]

Gin You banned because of your name. You got the name from bleach.

[HottSushiz]

Pokemaster1237, you are banned because you received your name from Pokemon xP

[RenegadeShroom]

HottSushiz, you are banned for not being back from China yet. :[

[Midna312]

RengadeShroom,

you are banned because Mew is my favorite pokemon.

[undeadhell king]

bowser ex you are banned cuz my nds got broken

[Tbird]

And you kind sir are dead on a few accounts.

Reason A) Being a zombie, and the king of the zombie alliance at that.

Reason B) Breaking your NDS

Reason C) Not realising, due to your zombie self, that you in fact broke aforementioned NDS due to not knowing your new found zombie strength.

Reason D) Cuz = ones relative; specifically an uncle/auntie's child. Not the cause of something, which is "because"or "'cause".

[RenegadeShroom]

You, Mr. Birdy, are banned for being my favourite birdy of them all. : D

And for watching wraithy through the window.

[Tbird]

Oh renegadeful one, I am banning you on the premise that you are indeed much too mushy for anyone's good. Seek help.

[undeadhell king]

tbird: you are banned cuz i used thunder on a bird and you were born from that

[RenegadeShroom]

undeadhell king, you are banned for banning Tbird. I wanted to ban my birdy bird!

[Midna312]

RengadeShroom,

You are banned because I have three cats that will kill anything in their way including birds you are talking about.

[Sabeta]

Banned for wanting things.

[Midna312]

Sabeta,

You are banned for liking Gardavoir.

[Tbird]

Bowser, I'm just banning you.

[Midna312]

Tbird,

you are banned because I will turn you into a bird and I will transform into Bowser and burn you to cinders and you will never be seen again!!!

[Tbird]

I have flash fire. Ban denied.

You are hereby banned, don't pass go, don't collect $200.

Oh and won't'cha look at that, I am fresh out of 'get out of ban now' cards.

(Self ban for self failure)

[Gin]

Tbird, you're banned for not being on PO

[Tbird]

I am :S:S

Banned for not seeing me

[Eievu]

You banned because i feel like banning you.

[RenegadeShroom]

You are banned for thinking that you were a master/called yourself a master at the time you created your account.

[Tbird]

You, man of mush, AYE YOU LADDY!! Are banned for denying Pokemaster1337 of being a master.

[Gin]

Tbird, you are banned for... being a bird

[RenegadeShroom]

You're banned for looking down on Ultralisks, Mr. Gin. *shakes head in disapproval*

[Tbird]

Sir Shroom, you are banned because frankly I am running out of reasons to ban you, and at this point it would be juvenile of me to once again ban you for being so mushy.