wraith89 Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 (Battler 1 v Battler 2) Shoddy Warstory Battle between two in-game teams Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause Pokemon: (In order of appearance) Chanticleer Pertelote v Chanticleer sent out Saimir (lvl 100 Scyther M). Pertelote sent out Hera (lvl 100 Heracross F). Saimir used Swords Dance. Saimir's attack was sharply raised. Hera used Stone Edge. It's super effective! A critical hit! Saimir lost 391% of its health. Chanticleer's Saimir fainted. --- Of course, there are times where you can overpredict. Not a good time for Scyther, because everyone knows Heracross would switch out if they encounter a Scyther, right? I mean, it's got a STAB Flying move, so one shot could easily OHKO Heracross. But alas, Heracross played mind games and decided to stay in and Stone Edge instead. Very tricky part of this game... when to switch out or to stay in and attack... and Scyther paid the price. v Chanticleer switched in Feedlstick (lvl 100 Noctowl F). Pertelote switched in Cordelia (lvl 100 Roserade F). Feedlstick used Hypnosis. Cordelia fell asleep! --- Noctowl switches in! It's a bird! Heracross runs... only to have Roserade put to sleep v Chanticleer switched in spaling (lvl 100 Gallade M). Pertelote switched in Cassandra (lvl 100 Gardevoir F). Cassandra traced spaling's Steadfast! --- Hmmm... it seems like the two lovebirds are having an argument. Will it ever end? v spaling used Swords Dance. spaling's attack was sharply raised. Cassandra used Will-o-wisp. spaling was burned! spaling was hurt by its burn! spaling lost 12% of its health. --- The man decides to sharpen up his swords, while his wife burns her husband. v spaling used Ice Punch. Cassandra lost 45% of its health. spaling lost 10% of its health. Cassandra used Calm Mind. Cassandra's special attack was raised. Cassandra's special defence was raised. spaling was hurt by its burn! spaling lost 12% of its health. Cassandra's leftovers restored its health a little! Cassandra restored 6% of its health. --- Gallade's mad! He promptly goes to the refridgerator, gets some Ice, and fists his wife with rage! Gardevoir felt sorry for burning her husband and decides to calm her mind down... v spaling used Ice Punch. Cassandra lost 45% of its health. spaling lost 10% of its health. Cassandra used Psychic. spaling lost 72% of its health. Chanticleer's spaling fainted. Cassandra's leftovers restored its health a little! Cassandra restored 6% of its health. --- ... or does she? Ouch, a psychic blast from the mind. That's GOTTA hurt. Gallade faints... and couldn't beat down his wife v Chanticleer switched in W.Fox (lvl 100 Floatzel M). W.Fox used Crunch. It's super effective! Cassandra lost 72% of its health. Pertelote's Cassandra fainted. --- Their pet weasel is MAD! He bites his master's wife and she ends up fainting. Oh, you two, whatever it is, just quit it! v Pertelote switched in Cordelia (lvl 100 Roserade F). Chanticleer switched in Feedlstick (lvl 100 Noctowl F). Cordelia used Rain Dance. Rain began to fall! The rain continues to fall. --- Again with Roserade and Noctowl... the flower begins to make it rain! Natural cure woke her up, btw. v Pertelote switched in Hera (lvl 100 Heracross F). Feedlstick used Hypnosis. Hera fell asleep! The rain continues to fall. --- Noctowl puts Heracross to sleep. Note to self, never switch in Heracross directly into a bird, not even Noctowl. v Chanticleer switched in W.Fox (lvl 100 Floatzel M). Hera is fast asleep! The rain continues to fall. --- The angry weasel loves playing in the rain... v Pertelote switched in Cordelia (lvl 100 Roserade F). W.Fox used Ice Punch. It's super effective! Cordelia lost 106% of its health. Pertelote's Cordelia fainted. The rain continues to fall. --- Predicting a switch in to a water resistant Pokemon, the weasel Ice Punches... ooh. That must REALLY hurt. The RNG rolled in the unfavorable direction... for Roserade. v Pertelote switched in Hera (lvl 100 Heracross F). W.Fox used Surf. Hera lost 62% of its health. Hera is fast asleep! The rain continues to fall. --- The rain boosted that powerful Surf up v W.Fox used Surf. Hera lost 71% of its health. Pertelote's Hera fainted. The rain continues to fall. --- And Heracross still sleeps? You pay the price for sleeping during warfare, you know v Pertelote switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon F). Chanticleer switched in Blackout (lvl 100 Flareon F). Vaporeon used Wish. Vaporeon made a wish! The rain continues to fall. --- Hm... the two sisters seem to be in an argument. Let's see what happens. v Vaporeon used Protect. Vaporeon protected itself! Blackout used Lava Plume. Vaporeon protected itself! The wish came true! Vaporeon restored 50% of its health. The rain stopped. --- Wishfail v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 47% of its health. Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Surf only managed a 47% damage... hmm... v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Vaporeon used Surf. Blackout protected itself! The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. --- Flareon learned the same trick from her sister. v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 53% of its health. Blackout used Lava Plume. It's not very effective... Vaporeon lost 11% of its health. Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Surf vs. Lava Plume... hmmm... v Vaporeon used Wish. Vaporeon made a wish! Blackout used Toxic. Blackout's attack missed! Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Wish for recovery... v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 51% of its health. Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! The wish came true! Vaporeon restored 50% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Surf hurts SO much v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Vaporeon used Surf. Blackout protected itself! The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- More stall wars v Vaporeon used Wish. Vaporeon made a wish! Blackout used Toxic. Vaporeon was badly poisoned! Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 6% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Flareon has a dirty trick up her sleeves (fur, whatever)... Toxic! She might have a chance... v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 46% of its health. Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! The wish came true! Vaporeon restored 50% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 12% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Poison is slowly taking its toll... v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Vaporeon used Wish. Vaporeon made a wish! The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 19% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Maybe she should heal up... v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 51% of its health. Blackout used Lava Plume. It's not very effective... Vaporeon lost 11% of its health. The wish came true! Vaporeon restored 50% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 25% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Ouch... v Vaporeon used Wish. Vaporeon made a wish! Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 31% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Double wishing... v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Vaporeon used Surf. Blackout protected itself! The wish came true! Vaporeon restored 50% of its health. The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 37% of its health. --- Uh oh, things do not look good for Vaporeon. v Vaporeon used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 46% of its health. Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 44% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- They REALLY do not look good... v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Vaporeon used Surf. Blackout protected itself! The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little! Vaporeon restored 6% of its health. Vaporeon is hurt by poison! Vaporeon lost 50% of its health. Pertelote's Vaporeon fainted. --- Wait, wait, wait... you mean to tell me... Flareon beat Vaporeon? Wow! o_O v Pertelote switched in Pippi (lvl 100 Empoleon F). Pippi used Agility. Pippi's speed was sharply raised. Blackout used Wish. Blackout made a wish! --- Empoleon comes into play... to avenge Vaporeon. v Blackout used Protect. Blackout protected itself! Pippi used Surf. Blackout protected itself! The wish came true! Blackout restored 50% of its health. --- Wish + Protect... of course... v Blackout used Protect. But it failed! Pippi used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 63% of its health. Blackout's leftovers restored its health a little! Blackout restored 6% of its health. --- Double Protect = fail v Pippi used Surf. It's super effective! Blackout lost 58% of its health. Chanticleer's Blackout fainted. --- Ouch. Well, bye bye pyromaniacal Eevee v Chanticleer switched in W.Fox (lvl 100 Floatzel M). Chanticleer switched in Mew2 (lvl 100 Torterra M). Pippi used Grass Knot. Mew2 lost 38% of its health. Mew2's leftovers restored its health a little! Mew2 restored 6% of its health. --- Bad idea to switch in Torterra... v Pippi used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Mew2 lost 123% of its health. Chanticleer's Mew2 fainted. --- Totally unfair Empoleon, that was not fair... v Chanticleer switched in Feedlstick (lvl 100 Noctowl F). Pippi used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 38% of its health. Feedlstick used Hypnosis. Pippi fell asleep! Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- Wow, that owl is BULKY!! v Pertelote switched in Autumn (lvl 100 Froslass F). Feedlstick used Reflect. A barrier was formed! Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- Then it sets up reflect... v Chanticleer switched in W.Fox (lvl 100 Floatzel M). Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! W.Fox lost 144% of its health. Chanticleer's W.Fox fainted. --- ... whoops. Heh heh. The angry weasel faints. v Chanticleer switched in Feedlstick (lvl 100 Noctowl F). Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 46% of its health. Feedlstick used Night Shade. Autumn lost 36% of its health. Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- Tbolt, even with Specs, without STAB, won't 2HKO the owl... v Pertelote switched in Pippi (lvl 100 Empoleon F). Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- And it somehow walls Froslass in that manner as well... v Pippi is fast asleep! Feedlstick used Night Shade. Pippi lost 32% of its health. Feedlstick's reflect wore off! Pippi's leftovers restored its health a little! Pippi restored 6% of its health. Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- Night Shade! Does 100 damage to you regardless (except if you're a Normal type)... v Pippi is fast asleep! Feedlstick used Night Shade. Pippi lost 32% of its health. Pippi's leftovers restored its health a little! Pippi restored 6% of its health. Feedlstick's leftovers restored its health a little! Feedlstick restored 6% of its health. --- Stop sleeping, Miss Penguin! v Pippi is fast asleep! Feedlstick used Night Shade. Pippi lost 32% of its health. Pippi's leftovers restored its health a little! Pippi restored 6% of its health. --- Wake up... v Pippi is fast asleep! Feedlstick used Night Shade. Pippi lost 32% of its health. Pertelote's Pippi fainted. --- ... never mind. v Pertelote switched in Autumn (lvl 100 Froslass F). Autumn used Trick. Autumn obtained Leftovers! Feedlstick obtained Choice Specs! Feedlstick used Roost. But it failed! Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Bad move, Miss Owl. Outpredicted v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 45% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Hmmm... with STAB and without Specs it manages a 45%... maybe Frossy should have kept her Choice Specs... v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 45% of its health. Feedlstick was frozen solid! Feedlstick was defrosted! Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Frost - defrost. Isn't that awesome? v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 47% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Yep, that owl walls Froslass... too bad it's stuck with Roost, heh heh heh. v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 30% of its health. Feedlstick is paralysed! It may be unable to move! Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Wait, whose side am I on? NOOOO!! Poor Miss Owl! Parahax >:@ v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 47% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Stallwars continues... v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 33% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- 33% without STAB. Yep... v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 31% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- This keeps getting boring v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 31% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- Hahahaha, try to beat this Froslass > v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 47% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- I still wall you, you know v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 46% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- If only I intoxicated that icy fiend... v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 28% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- This Yukionna will eventually win though... v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 31% of its health. Feedlstick is paralysed! It can't move! --- Ah ha! There we go, parahax v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 30% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- Wait, it took THAT long to get a parahax in? Fail v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 28% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- More TBolting... Ice Beam would be better... v Autumn used Thunderbolt. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 33% of its health. Feedlstick used Roost. Feedlstick restored 50% of its health. --- Er... how much longer? v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 49% of its health. Feedlstick used Struggle. A critical hit! Autumn lost 19% of its health. Feedlstick was hit by recoil! Feedlstick lost 25% of its health. Autumn's leftovers restored its health a little! Autumn restored 6% of its health. --- Struggle critical hits v Autumn used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Feedlstick lost 43% of its health. Chanticleer's Feedlstick fainted. Pertelote wins! And that's all folks! FAQs 1) Wait, what do you mean this was orchestrated? Well, let's say... these two are my in-game teams (from two files for Pokemon Platinum), pitted against each other. So I basically was fighting myself... BUT, without bias for either side. I made some lousy moves here or there, but I did it as if I were fighting a real opponent for each side. Also, this battle was done multiple times with different outcomes. I just chose the most interesting one and decided to make a warstory out of it. For example, in my other ones, Vaporeon ALWAYS beat Flareon, and at 3 of my battles, the lead Heracross's Stone Edge missed, forcing me to switch because Scyther had a + 2 attack... and ouch! That thing kinda, well, swept... almost. There were times when Gallade froze Gardevoir, or when Gardevoir's WoW missed (although Gardevoir usually came out on top... only on two battles did she fall to Gallade, one thanks to a timely critical). I just decided to warstory this one because it was the most interesting 2) Chanticleer and Pertelote? Who are they? They're the names of my chicken. Now why would I name them that? Well... I'd advise you to read the Nun's Priest's Tale from the Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer... then you'll find out 3) Erm, why does Chanticleer have Pokemon with weird names? Feedlstick? spaling? What? Let's say I did NOT name them and left it to some other people to name my Pokemon, heh heh. 4) Cool! So how do you fight yourself in Shoddy? You'd have to open up two ShoddyBattles and log in twice with two different users. Some people disapprove of me doing this, however... but come on. Random battling yourself is fun! ... or not... *people stares at me as if I'm antisocial* Note: This means don't try it... 5) How in the world did Flareon survive Surf from Vaporeon like that? Let's say Vaporeon had no EVs in Special Attack while Flareon was running a + Special Defense nature with 252 Special Defense and max HP (252 HP EVs). That left almost no room for anything else though... but it's pretty cool. Most of the time though, Vaporeon will win that match... but I decided to show you how a Flareon can beat Vaporeon. Yes, Flareon can beat the other Eeveelutions one on one. Jolteon can't do anything against Flareon. 6) Did Gardevoir and Gallade ever get along after? How about Flareon and Vaporeon? To make a long story short: they did Picture by RedX11 (I do not have picture of Vaporeon and Flareon, but same thing) ^^ Thanks to: People in Shoddy- for naming my Pokemon in one of my Platinum files Hax- for determining the outcome You- for reading
Toffeuy Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 I liked the part where Flareon and Vaporeon kept using Wish/Protect and the end where Noctowl's roost keeps walling Froslass
Dimi Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 So its been proven, Penguins own Turtles... Anyway, nice but wierd warstory. I never knew you could battle yourself.
Endless Eden Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Ha! i knew wraith whould beat wraith! (cause wraith is useless) I take it shoddy is back up then? i loved this match good old vaporeon
Gin Posted July 12, 2009 Posted July 12, 2009 Wow Wraith, you changed your in game parties a lot. I remember, the Shogun one, I named almost all of the mon you had at the beginning. Now, only Mew2 is left... T_T
wraith89 Posted July 12, 2009 Author Posted July 12, 2009 So its been proven, Penguins own Turtles...Anyway, nice but wierd warstory. I never knew you could battle yourself. Yes, penguins own turtles Ha! i knew wraith whould beat wraith! (cause wraith is useless) I take it shoddy is back up then? i loved this match good old vaporeon It's not back on yet... I did this in TeamUber while I was bored X_X And don't worry telos. Vaporeon does beat Flareon, but I just had to surprise everyone like this Wow Wraith, you changed your in game parties a lot. I remember, the Shogun one, I named almost all of the mon you had at the beginning. Now, only Mew2 is left... T_T Yeah, a lot of changes here I had to keep Torterra in for obvious reasons
empoleonmikel Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Very nice! and BTW, I was sure that "wraith" would win I like the "husband & wife" battle , and the revenge of their pet
wraith89 Posted July 13, 2009 Author Posted July 13, 2009 What?!I thought Wraith would win! Well said Relyte, but as you can see, Wraith won
empoleonmikel Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 Well said Relyte, but as you can see, Wraith won wraith, my certainty isn't cool, is it? :biggrin:
rednano12 Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 9, 9.5, 9.75, 10! Lol. When will shoddy be back up wraith? Don't worry, you'll win the next one.
Goldgross Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 HOLY MOLY! Wraith your teh best battlah ive evah seen!!:eek: LOL, it was an ok battle, if you even call that a battle >_>......you couldve kept the fact that both of them were you a secret till the end! It would throw off everybody. I loved the Romantic pic of Gallade and Gardevoir 8D Its quite sweet....i mean for a guy who thinks Tyranitar is cute...THATS saying something BTW....if you had a team THAT good wraithy....why wouldnt you battle meeee ;_ ; You broke my heart...how could you?.....I thought we were homies As Daffy Duck says...YOOOUURR DESSSSPHICCCABBLLEE!!
wraith89 Posted July 14, 2009 Author Posted July 14, 2009 LOL Gold. You sound just like my other Indian friend with his Looney Tunes and all And no, it's not a real battle, it was an experiment where I pitted two of my in-game teams
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