Corrupt a wish

[Gin]

Granted, but you forget to behave, get banned, and can never post again.

My wish is that whatever the person below me posts happens to him instead of me if and only if it is a negative event.

[evandixon]

Granted: nothing happens to you. No positive effect or negative effect. The corruption lies in that it is a wasted wish.

I wish that Halo Reach wouldn't always crash during online games.

[AEROJAY]

Granted, but you see me in the game, and get owned. (Seriously though, im pretty good at Halo Reach)

I wish that I could add some of you on xbox live?

[Lucario]

Granted, but you were too happy owning evandixon in Halo Reach, a magical meteor crashed only on your xbox.

I wish there was a paper plate on every household's doorstep.

[AEROJAY]

Granted, on each, there was an atom bomb. You know what happens next.

I wish that summer reading wasn't so boring.

[drdenny]

Then your dog would beat your team of Mewtwo with one Magikarp.

I wish there was a pokemon game where you could catch all the pokemon to that date without any means of an outside device (ie. trading, wifi, etc).

[AEROJAY]

Granted, but Nintendo bans you from buying any of their products.

I wish I could scratch sprite

[RaebErak]

Granted but you scratched too hard and bled to death.

I wish it didn't take me months to get back on this site.

~KTSpinner~

[AEROJAY]

(Same here kinda) Granted. It took you days.

I wish she liked me <3

[Rilgar]

Granted, but she likes you to the extant that it's annoying.

I wish that the weather was sunny.

[RaebErak]

Granted but it was so sunny that you went blind, walked into the street and got run over by a semi.

I wish it would rain for specifically four hours each and every day between six and ten pm.

~KTSpinner~

[Delta Blast Burn]

Granted but it only does so in Zimbabwe.

I wish my irises were orange.

[RaebErak]

Granted but it burns your eyes.

I wish more people would play this game.

~KTSpinner~

[ScientificPikachu]

Granted but only one shall add on every year.

Alright, I wish that my Black save file with an almost complete pokedex from 001-646 (or maybe 645) did not get corrupted.

Edited November 4, 2011 by ScientificPikachu

[RaebErak]

Granted. Your ds broke instead.

I wish this insomnia would go away... It's 3am and I want to sleep...

[Delta Blast Burn]

Granted, but you sleep for ten years straight.

I wish I had one of those commemerative dialga/palkia DS Lites.

[VictiniStar]

Granted, but when you got it you found out it was broken

I wish I had the ultimate Victini collection

[mulhollinman]

you have ultimate victinis but theyre all level 1 and wont ever get higher

I wish zekrom and reshiram made the true dragon again

btw do they have to be pkmn wishes

[ScientificPikachu]

Granted but then, they lost their "Legendary" status and will be declared weaker than Magikarp

btw do they have to be pkmn wishes

I guess they have to.

I wish to get the ultimate Pikachu collection.

Edited April 21, 2012 by ScientificPikachu

[Glitch]

Granted, but you didn't have enough badges and your Pikachu's never listened to you, eventually they ran away.

I wish to be as rich as I am in Pokémon games, in real life.

[ScientificPikachu]

Granted, but the currency would remain as PokéDollars and will be unacceptable at money changers.

I do wish that I would receive gifts everyday.

Edited April 18, 2012 by ScientificPikachu

[Glitch]

Granted, but the gifts are actually Mystery Gift and they will never have a physical value in real life.

I wish I had powers like Goku, but in real life.

[Delta Blast Burn]

Granted, but every time you use one somebody somewhere that you don't know dies.