aquaguy34 Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but you can't transfer the Deoxys to your game and since Deoxys is a virus, it gives the entire internet a virus and every single data is lost. devices and vehicles that depend on the internet fail and millions of people die. thats just the start, the economy will go down, once peaceful neighborhoods turn into giant riots, and the world becomes a survival ground. To finish it off, all the nukes that every country has eventually blows up since they were stabilized due to internet access and the planet is badly damaged. This all started because you wanted ONE DEOXYS and look what you caused, you should be ashamed............. I wish for a dream that can't be dreamed...
ShinySephiroth Posted April 18, 2011 Posted April 18, 2011 Granted, but before you can dream it, you get hit by a car, giving you a brain injury that makes it so you never go into REM sleep, with one of the tragic consequences being you can't dream. I wish every time I look at aquaguy's sig I don't think it says "Funky Mormons".
aquaguy34 Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 Granted, now it it says "Moron's Funky"... I wish for a virus that can terminate any for of time,space, and matter which is everything (in this universe)...
ShinySephiroth Posted April 21, 2011 Posted April 21, 2011 Granted, but unbeknownst to you, Japanese scientists have perfected their technology to create a vacuum through a wormhole so that a baby Universe is created and everyone was shipped into this new Universe before wormhole to the baby Universe pinched off from the mother Universe. Also, the scientists were able to permanently block the virus from crossing over into the new Universe. I wish for us to reap what we sow.
aquaguy34 Posted April 23, 2011 Posted April 23, 2011 Granted, you can never progress to any further events... I wish I could go to an alternate universe were I'm evil and when I enter it, I kill a person so the police chase the evil me and I get away with it...
ShinySephiroth Posted April 26, 2011 Posted April 26, 2011 Granted, and since your evil counterpart is convicted of the crime, you are off the hook. However, I videotaped the crime, found out that man's counterpart was killed in our Universe in an unsolved mystery, and sent the videotape to the police in our Universe, and you were convicted of the crime here, and not even Cochran can save you. I wish that this thread's name had been entitled "Fulfill Wishes Here" instead of "Corrupt a wish", thus changing everything that's been in this thread.
The Creador Posted May 6, 2011 Posted May 6, 2011 Granted, but... You didnt get hooked with the thread (name made it less popular) a Monday, that monday you went to get some milk and a punk gang killed you thus changing creating a tangent in time with a 2011 with you and a 2011 without you. I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.
aquaguy34 Posted May 8, 2011 Posted May 8, 2011 Congratulations, you are now the best and since that was your only goal you decide to commit suicide shortly afterwards.... I wish Osama Bin Laden was dead...
questioner Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Granted. He is. Unfortunatly, the reprisals by the other terroists kills you and your family, and not even your pokemon can save you. I wish for more Master Balls. (not that I need them!)
randomcouchpotato Posted May 13, 2011 Posted May 13, 2011 granted but they dont work, i wish my internet wasn't so slow
AEROJAY Posted May 14, 2011 Posted May 14, 2011 Granted, You got a light speed computer , but the light speed made the screen too bright and blinded you so the speed didnt matter. I wish that you can cross breed 2 pokemon and create a new species! Like a Garchomp+Druddigon=Druddichomp ULTIMATE POKEMON
aquaguy34 Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 Congratulation, your created a new species that should of never ever been bred. Since it should never ever been bred, the living organism will be unstable and will suffer badly and will be in extreme pain thus resulting in dead. When the officials come to check on your house, they see you've been trying to play "God" by creating an entirely new species and will arrest your along with the charge of inhumane cruelty. You will be convicted and sent to straight to prison and they most likely will torture you which is worse than death since in death your dead and you no longer feel pain. I wish for a wish to wish for....oh wait I just made one....I wish for thousands of tigers to be chasing me....
AEROJAY Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 Granted, but you said it 5 times on accident and now you have 5,000 tigers after you ripping your flesh! I wish that i was the king of pokemon and that all pokemon obeyed me and never turned on me!
randomcouchpotato Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 they get hungry and eat you, I wish my brother knew how to plug in a power supply
AEROJAY Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 Granted but he go electrocuted in doing so then later died in front of your eyes. I wish the 3DS wouldnt die so easily
aquaguy34 Posted May 15, 2011 Posted May 15, 2011 Granted, 3DS systems actually become alive and decided that they are superior to all life forms and technology in this universe and try to kill everything that they don't like so they decide to upgrade themselves with weapons of mass destruction and you pretty much know what's going to happen next(thanks for granting my wish AEROJAY and making it even better). I wish for the universe to explode along with all lifeforms in existence and that have ever existed but for the lifeforms that have existed explode before the life forms that were supposed to explode, it would create a time paradox with having a life form explode before they were supposed to...
randomcouchpotato Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 granted, but the paradox creates an alternate reality in which everything is inside out, i wish i could eat food by looking at it
AEROJAY Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 Granted, but you accidently looked at a peanut and you were allergic to them, then you died
AEROJAY Posted May 16, 2011 Posted May 16, 2011 granted but you are death allergic to peanuts and you accidently looked at one therefore death is the penalty. I wish i could teleport
randomcouchpotato Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Congratulations! You teleported into a volcano and died. I wish my brother wasn't such a jerk.
questioner Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Granted. He is transmuted into a corpse. I wish for Magikarp!!!!!!
AEROJAY Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Granted but your magikarp hated you and used Blast Burn on you!! I wish i was an immortal god
aquaguy34 Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Granted, you are captured and are brutaly tortured and since you can't die, you continue feeling the pain over an over again (pain includes starvation, gunshot, getting skin peeled off, getting nuked into trillions of tiny bits and then resembled again with stitches to just get nuked over and over again)... I wish my DS Lite was eating me...
Delta Blast Burn Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 granted, but then it poops you out through the charge port as an amorphous slime. I wish I had Orange iris's
randomcouchpotato Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 Granted. He is transmuted into a corpse.I wish for Magikarp!!!!!! just had to do this one too. granted here it is but it eats you now on to the last wish. granted but the citric acid burns your eye sockets and you go blind, i wish the fire wasn't going out
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