Corrupt a wish

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Granted, but you're a Billionair in Vietnam (Vietnamese Dong)

I wish I invented Windows

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but you will have no free time to yourself.

I wish we can travel in Cyber Space.

[HottSushiz]

Granted. BUUUT! You don't have a firewall or a Anti-Virus Guard. So you'll have the swine flu.

I wish that Pokemon Black and White will release tomorrow.

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but you will have no more New Pokémon.

I wish that they will create more Shadow Pokémon games.

[roflskippy]

Granted, you can only catch shadow pokemon from hoenn though,

I wish that pokemon black and white were released in America same time as Japan

[xXSceptileXx]

Granted, but it's all in Japanese.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Toffeuy]

Granted, but Arceus comes and destroys the world.

I wish more people will visit the sig thread T_T

[Midna312]

Granted, but arceus cannot do that because he is not real!!!!!!! I wish B/W were out in the USA.

[xXSceptileXx]

Granted but it was only released Vermont.

I wish I could control water.

[Gin]

Granted, but all sources of water on Earth are destroyed in mankind's search for nuclear fusion.

I wish the person who posted after me was smart

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but nobody will ever love this nerd.

I wish we can live on forever.

[formlesstree4]

Granted but because we can live forever, overpopulation destroys the Earth and we all die of starvation.

I wish for world peace.

[Tbird]

Granted but you get so bored of everyone being so nice and happy you snap and punch a couple people in the face, thus becoming the guy that destroyed world peace. How could you!?

I wish ... FOR MONEYz

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but with all that money, you will lose yourself in greed and depression and become a murder.

I wish that my life stays exactly as it is.

[Tbird]

Granted. But by exactly that does mean that you'll never age, meet anyone new, do anything new, get married, have kids, etc. And if you're hungry now, you'll forever be hungry. You will never be able to eat or drink or sleep ever again. Have fun!

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but it will be too late once you figured out what you want to wish for.

I wish we can travel through space.

[Gin]

Granted, but you don't survive the trip. I wish... people were more facilitating about decisions I make concerning my life.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but now whenever you say anything like 'Ima go take a dump, brb', they start swarming you with concerned questions and being annoying worried about it.

I wish that the new Pokemon didn't look like garbage for the most part.

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but if that were to happen, Pokemon would lose its touch of originality.

I wish they would create more Pokemon Games with Shadow Pokemon from Pokemon : GoD.

[Tbird]

Granted but they run rampant, break out of your game, kick your dog... Do all sorts of messed up things.

I wish for erm, one good thing to happen right now. Just one.

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted. But then your hand blows up. Then your house blows up when you walk outside, and then your street blows up, etc, etc.

I wish that I didn't just do that to Tbird. :[

[Tbird]

Granted but then someone else would have done it and been so mean that I just would have had to have run into on-coming traffic. You would have then thought "OH NUUU WHY DIDN'T I POST AND SAVE HIM!?!?!" then you wouldn't be able to live with the guilt and follow the same suit as me.

I would however still have my hand, house and street intact. LIVE IN YO' GUILT!

I wish I could actually see into alternate futures - not so far that I can see how I'll die, just far enough to make the next decision .

[Gin]

Granted, but you go insane once you learn alternate futures and get life confused with an alternate future and commit suicide.

I wish the person who posted after me was the stupidest person/thing on the forums

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but you soon found out that I was one of the brightest person here.

I wish I had access to internet on my computer again.

[Tbird]

Granted but your computer grows tentacles, grabs you, shoves you into cyberspace and enslaves you to send Emails from said computer. Ever wondered how Emails get half way across the world so fast? Well you will soon find out!

I wish that would happen to someone; no one specifically, just someone that I actually know so I can hear/lol about it. (and not me of course)