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Granted, but the only wish you can wish for is a pleasant death which then would be corrupted to a painful death. Mwahahaha! >:D

I wish unicorns were real.

~KTSpinner~

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Granted, but it sets you on fire and watches you burn.

I wish I was a better pen spinner. :P

~KTSpinner~

Granted, but the pen goes out of control permanently blinding the president, and you are arrested by the Secret Service.

I wish that Bad Horse of the evil league of evil had a weakness that is easier to find.

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Thanks for reminding me. Gotta check my schedule.

Granted, but you only have two seconds to do it. Oops too late.

I wish I could cut my left arm off.

~KTSpinner~

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Granted, you get barraged with over 9,000,000,000,000,000 jobs to do and you have to finish them in less than 2 minutes otherwise everything you cherish will be destroyed...

I wish a black hole sucked up everything which means every parallel universe, all of time, matter, and even life itself...

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gRANted, everyone was immortal in the cartoon, so every time you got hit it was torture!

I wish that santa was real and nice and everything they say he is to be.

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Granted, but he drank too much egg nog, got drunk, drove his sleigh into a wall and died before you could meet him.

I wish pokemon was real.

~KTSpinner~

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