I never said you were a noob, I was simply asking you for which values I could decrease so that I could get a valid PID. Nor was I arguing EV training, which I could honestly care less about. Though I have to question whether or not the PID generation is the problem, if you do indeed know how to do such correctly.
That is what I needed.
Here is a valid PID: 382918565. 31 across the board aside from attack which is 26.