Corrupt a wish

[questioner]

Granted. You are used as fuel.

I wish for Gyarados

[aquaguy34]

Granted, the Gyarados see's it's tail thinking it's a fish and eats it. It starts losing a lot of blood from the open wound where it just dies in about 5 minutes and you can't retrieve your Gyarados till a week when it's entire body is decomposed.

I wish I had that Gyarados...

[randomcouchpotato]

Granted, you attempt to make it into sushi but since it's rotting you get sick and die

I wish it wasn't 12:30ish right now

[questioner]

Granted. It is 14:35. Permanently. You are trapped in a single minute.

I wish for úberGyarados.

[aquaguy34]

Granted, Smogon see's your Gyarados and then thinks that allllll Gyarados are that ubered and ban it forever so no one can ever use it....poor Blaziken...

I wish people would stop believing things when the world's going to end like May 21st 2011

[questioner]

Granted. The new date that they believe is 22nd december 2012. And the world does end that day.

I wish for a dragon type move with 500 base power, that always hits, and boosts all stats up to 5000.

[randomcouchpotato]

granted, but it causes the user's team to faint

i wish i had a bag of chips

[aquaguy34]

Granted, they were poisonous and once the backed is opened, the poison could spread airborne and people got sick breathing it until the poison wiped out every life form on the planet.

I wish for a bomb that exploded right next to me...

[questioner]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish I had a dream world simulator that could interact with B/W

[aquaguy34]

Granted, Nintendo finds out and sues you for copyright infringement...

I wish i somehow am able to walk through walls in the real world...

[Delta Blast Burn]

granted, but you accidentally walk into the girls locker room and get beat up and have to go to the hospital where you die.

I wish I had a pickle.

Edited May 31, 2011 by Delta Blast Burn
forgot my wish

[aquaguy34]

Granted, you choke on the pickle and die...

I wish humans were made up of 100% nukes and would blow up when touched...

[Sel]

Granted, However unseen forces cause them to repel one another absolutely, Rendering them unable to make physical contact.

I wish for something vague to randomly occur.

[aquaguy34]

Granted, it's nothing...

I wish for the internet to crash so people would be freaking out(way to easy to corrupt this one).

[AEROJAY]

Granted, They traced the wish to you and killed you

I wish my friend would grow an afro

[Sel]

Granted, But he grows it on your head.

I wish i that i would drop a penny..

Edited June 10, 2011 by Sel

[AEROJAY]

Granted, but then abraham Lincoln came out from the penny and pulled an AK-47 from his hat and shot u with a rat-atat-tat

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I wish i saw a double rainbow

Edited June 6, 2011 by AEROJAY
Forgot the spoiler

[VileSigmaZeroX]

Granted, but you are so mesmerized by the beauty that you fall off a cliff and are torn to shreds by a Frenzy of Sharpedoes

I wish that I knew other people like me...... =(

[AEROJAY]

Granted but you discovered they were the most unloved kids in school.

I wish that My friend would shut up...

[randomcouchpotato]

Granted but you go crazy from lack of hearing a human voice.

I wish I had some sort of inspiration right now.

[AEROJAY]

Granted, you were inspired by drugsI wish that it wasnt soo friggin hot

[aquaguy34]

Granted, the inspiration is to kill anything you see...

I wish I had a flying tigershark that kills anything that moves...

[AEROJAY]

TO aqua guy: THat was the answer to someone elses wish. My wish was :I wish that it wasnt soo friggin hot. but annyways...

Granted. nothing moved making no point in time. then the fabric space and time broke and created a black hole sucking every thing in leading to no life for anyone!

I wish it wasnt raining soo hard

[Sel]

Granted. It rained one less drop than it would've previously.

I wish the that ducks couldn't fly.

[AEROJAY]

granted, they walked around witth knives and became psycho.

I wish Halo 4 would come out this year