wraith89 Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 (Wraith89 vs. Anonymous) Shoddy Warstory Dedicated to pokemonfan... for a reason. Rules: Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause Pokemon: (In order of appearance) Wraith89 Anonymous (no guys, it's not my alternate account...) Reveal hidden contents v wraith89 sent out Greencat's Wife (lvl 100 Clefable F). Anonymous sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf). wraith89 switched in Fort Lee (lvl 100 Forretress M). Azelf used Taunt. Fort Lee fell for the taunt! --- That's a taunt lead. I could tell. Time to switch. And guys, don't ask about that Clefable's name... just don't. v Azelf used Stealth Rock. Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team! Fort Lee used Gyro Ball. Azelf lost 72% of its health. --- I hope it doesn't have flamethrower... v Azelf used Explosion. It's not very effective... Fort Lee lost 50% of its health. Anonymous's Azelf fainted. Fort Lee used Rapid Spin. But there was no target! Fort Lee's leftovers restored its health a little! Fort Lee restored 6% of its health. --- Eh... Explosion... right... I was sure it'd have Flamethrower... but it didn't o_O v Anonymous switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos). Zapdos is exerting its pressure! Zapdos used Thunderbolt. Fort Lee lost 55% of its health. Fort Lee used Rapid Spin. Fort Lee blew away the spikes! Zapdos lost 3% of its health. Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little! Zapdos restored 6% of its health. Fort Lee's leftovers restored its health a little! Fort Lee restored 6% of its health. --- Ah! It's that evil Thunderbird! I'll just let Forry do his job... v Zapdos used Thunderbolt. Fort Lee lost 55% of its health. wraith89's Fort Lee fainted. --- Oh well, a sacrifice had to be made v wraith89 switched in Rex (lvl 100 Tyranitar F). Rex's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! A sandstorm brewed! Rex used Crunch. Zapdos lost 32% of its health. Zapdos used Roar. wraith89 switched in Malificent (lvl 100 Salamence F). Malificent's intimidate cut Zapdos's attack! The sandstorm rages. Malificent is buffetted by the sandstorm! Malificent lost 6% of its health. Zapdos is buffetted by the sandstorm! Zapdos lost 6% of its health. Zapdos's leftovers restored its health a little! Zapdos restored 6% of its health. --- A Zapdos won't ever beat Tyranitar... but it roars me away! Grrr! Seeing its damage, it has to be the defensive set. v Malificent used Draco Meteor. Zapdos lost 103% of its health. Anonymous's Zapdos fainted. Malificent's special attack was harshly lowered. The sandstorm rages. Malificent is buffetted by the sandstorm! Malificent lost 6% of its health. --- Muhahahaha! Malificent is a Specsmence! That Zapdos is probably the standard Bold one. It couldn't have lived through STAB Draco Meteor from a Specsmence v Anonymous switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune). Suicune is exerting its pressure! wraith89 switched in Mushy (lvl 100 Breloom F). Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... Mushy lost 26% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- It is Suicune! Time to switch to something... namely Breloom! This mushroom's frail, but she'll get her job done v Mushy used Leech Seed. Suicune was seeded! Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... Mushy lost 30% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Suicune's health was sapped by leech seed! Suicune lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. --- Ugh. I forgot to put Toxic Orb on it. I'm retarded and I put Leftovers instead. But still, Leech Seed helps a lot v Anonymous switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp M). Mushy used Spore. Machamp fell asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm! Machamp lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little! Machamp restored 6% of its health. --- And I spore... and a scary muscleman comes in!!! o_O v Mushy used Substitute. Mushy lost 25% of its health. Mushy made a substitute! Machamp is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm! Machamp lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little! Machamp restored 6% of its health. --- So I set up Substitute... v Mushy is tightening its focus! Machamp is fast asleep! Mushy used Focus Punch. Machamp lost 84% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm! Machamp lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little! Machamp restored 6% of its health. --- FALCON PAWNCH! Ooh, that's gotta hurt v Mushy used Leech Seed. Machamp was seeded! Machamp is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm! Machamp lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Machamp's leftovers restored its health a little! Machamp restored 6% of its health. Machamp's health was sapped by leech seed! Machamp lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. --- I need health... time to seed v Mushy is tightening its focus! Machamp woke up! Machamp used Rest. Machamp fell asleep! Machamp restored 97% of its health. Mushy used Focus Punch. Machamp lost 95% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Machamp is buffetted by the sandstorm! Machamp lost 6% of its health. Anonymous's Machamp fainted. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- AHHH! Scary muscleman woke up!! But he Rests? o_O Why didn't he Sleep Talk before? Whatever... FALCON PAWNCH!! Then sand does him in. v Anonymous switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite M). Dragonite used Dragon Dance. Dragonite's attack was raised. Dragonite's speed was raised. Mushy used Spore. Dragonite fell asleep! Dragonite's Lum Berry cured its Sleep! The sandstorm rages. Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm! Dragonite lost 6% of its health. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Oh Lord... a scary Dragon Dancing Dragonite... with Lum Berry?! That thing's gotta be scary! v Dragonite used Dragon Dance. Dragonite's attack was raised. Dragonite's speed was raised. Mushy used Spore. Dragonite fell asleep! The sandstorm rages. Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm! Dragonite lost 6% of its health. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Gulp! Two Dragon Dances? Sleep it now!! v Dragonite is fast asleep! Mushy used Leech Seed. Dragonite was seeded! The sandstorm rages. Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm! Dragonite lost 6% of its health. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Dragonite's health was sapped by leech seed! Dragonite lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- And then I proceed to seed that beast... v Mushy is tightening its focus! Dragonite is fast asleep! Mushy used Focus Punch. It's not very effective... Dragonite lost 39% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Dragonite is buffetted by the sandstorm! Dragonite lost 6% of its health. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Dragonite's health was sapped by leech seed! Dragonite lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- 39%? Eh... not bad actually. Not bad at all... v Mushy is tightening its focus! Dragonite is fast asleep! Mushy used Focus Punch. It's not very effective... Dragonite lost 39% of its health. Anonymous's Dragonite fainted. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Residual damage does the poor orange Barney-esque dragon in v wraith89: Anonymous switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune). Suicune is exerting its pressure! Anonymous: darn wraith89: Mushroom FTW Mushy is tightening its focus! Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... The substitute took damage for Mushy! Mushy's substitute faded! Mushy used Focus Punch. Suicune lost 45% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- And out comes Mister Water (Sui-kun... get it? Ha ha... -__-) FALCON PAWNCH hurts... but Surf breaks my sub >.> v Anonymous switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress M). Mushy used Leech Seed. Mushy's attack missed! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- AHHH! Forry! Why did you betray my side and join the dark side? Is it because they have cookies? GRRRR! Take some vegetables! *throws seeds* v Mushy used Spore. Forretress fell asleep! Forretress is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Now go to sleep... go to sleep v Mushy used Substitute. Mushy lost 25% of its health. Mushy made a substitute! Forretress is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Subseed... yadda yadda yadda... v Mushy is tightening its focus! Forretress is fast asleep! Mushy used Focus Punch. Forretress lost 53% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little! Forretress restored 6% of its health. --- FALCON PAWNCH! Whoa! That thing has HUGE defenses... v wraith89: wraith89: I love this mushroom wraith89: Anonymous: lol Mushy used Leech Seed. Forretress was seeded! Forretress is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Forretress's leftovers restored its health a little! Forretress restored 6% of its health. Forretress's health was sapped by leech seed! Forretress lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 16% of its health. --- Huh? Oh yeah... so you reject my seeds? Ha! Take some seeds! v Mushy is tightening its focus! Forretress woke up! Forretress used Gyro Ball. The substitute took damage for Mushy! Mushy's substitute faded! Mushy used Focus Punch. Forretress lost 50% of its health. Anonymous's Forretress fainted. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. --- Gyros? No match for FALCON PAWNCH! v Anonymous switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune). Suicune is exerting its pressure! Mushy used Leech Seed. Suicune was seeded! Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... Mushy lost 29% of its health. The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Suicune's health was sapped by leech seed! Suicune lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. --- Mr. Water accepts Breloom's seeds without hesitation v Mushy used Spore. Suicune fell asleep! Suicune is fast asleep! The sandstorm rages. Mushy is buffetted by the sandstorm! Mushy lost 6% of its health. Suicune is buffetted by the sandstorm! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Mushy's leftovers restored its health a little! Mushy restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Suicune's health was sapped by leech seed! Suicune lost 12% of its health. Mushy regained health! Mushy restored 18% of its health. --- ... and decides to take a little nap... v Mushy is tightening its focus! Suicune is fast asleep! Mushy used Focus Punch. Suicune lost 50% of its health. Anonymous's Suicune fainted. ... FALCON... PAWNCH! Yes! Show me your moves! wraith89 wins! wraith89: gg Anonymous: gg wraith89: Could I warstory? wraith89: Breloom sweep wraith89: I'll make you anonymous wraith89: Anonymous: sure wraith89: thanks FAQ 1) Why is that Clefable named Greencat's Wife? I told you... don't ask. 2) Aren't you also known as Anonymous on PP Shoddy? ... yes... but I assure you, that is NOT me I'm fighting against. 3) Yes it is. No, it isn't. 4) This FAQ is lame. I know. 5) Why is this one dedicated to pokemonfan? Because he loves Brelooms. Thanks to: Breloom: For awesome sweepage Anonymous Fighter: For a great game All other pokes: For playing You: For reading and wasting at least one minute of your life reading this...
pokemonfan Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Breloom! Oh I have to show this to my breloom hating friend. How can you hate that mushroom? That is total ownage! He owned 4 out of the 6 pokemon and one of the pokes he didn't take out exploded so it doesn't matter. That breloom is the awesomest plant to ever live!
Illithian Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Oh come on, I'll never understand why Subpunch works. I've used it, and every time someone tries it against me, they die. I don't understand why its not ridiculously obvious. It even has -1 priority! My best breloom sweep was a SD breloom with Mach Punch and Seed Bomb (not poison heal, it fails on that breloom), and he absolutely destroyed a team.
ZMaster Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Illithian said: Oh come on, I'll never understand why Subpunch works. I've used it, and every time someone tries it against me, they die. I don't understand why its not ridiculously obvious. It even has -1 priority!My best breloom sweep was a SD breloom with Mach Punch and Seed Bomb (not poison heal, it fails on that breloom), and he absolutely destroyed a team. I think these kind of set ups don't work at all for me. Same goes for Stat Boosting set ups... I never get to set up =/
Jiggy-Ninja Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 Illithian said: Oh come on, I'll never understand why Subpunch works. I've used it, and every time someone tries it against me, they die. I don't understand why its not ridiculously obvious. It even has -1 priority!My best breloom sweep was a SD breloom with Mach Punch and Seed Bomb (not poison heal, it fails on that breloom), and he absolutely destroyed a team. Substitute protects you from the drawback of Focus Punch. If you can manipulate the opponent into letting you get a Substitute, you get a free Focus Punch. IIRC, Breloom has the strongest FP in the game.
kunaidude34 Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 ZMaster said: I think these kind of set ups don't work at all for me. Same goes for Stat Boosting set ups... I never get to set up =/ me neither!
wraith89 Posted June 18, 2009 Author Posted June 18, 2009 Illithian said: Oh come on, I'll never understand why Subpunch works. I've used it, and every time someone tries it against me, they die. I don't understand why its not ridiculously obvious. It even has -1 priority!My best breloom sweep was a SD breloom with Mach Punch and Seed Bomb (not poison heal, it fails on that breloom), and he absolutely destroyed a team. This is a subseeder puncher And with Spore, it does work... and Poison Heal + Leech Seed = Stallrein recovery without using up two turns. It's not TOO bad... I don't know, Subpunch isn't really a great tactic, I know, but there are times it works :-/ I think I'll try a SD Breloom later. And I prefer Poison Heal over Effect Spore... because someone is bound to use Toxic on me (it isn't so hard to switch into Toxic... although it's pretty much overspecialized)...
FLOOTENKERP Posted June 18, 2009 Posted June 18, 2009 lol, it was a pretty cool sweep. Good job wraith. It was an awesome battle.
wraith89 Posted June 18, 2009 Author Posted June 18, 2009 @ Jiggy-Ninja: Yeah, and so does Machamp, but who uses FP Machamp? I'm not sure if Hitmonchan gets the strongest though (due to Iron Fist), but I could be wrong. @ Z-master/Kunaidude34: The time you set up is really when you send in something the opponent doesn't like. They'll most likely switch and you'll get at least one boost. @ Flootenkerp: Thanks mate :kikkoman:
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