What if there was a big war between humans and Pokemon?Who would win?

[Kharma]

Okay here are some things to consider before answering:

1.It would be the biggest war ever.Albeit no legendaries would be involved except from Celebi,The 3 legendary birds and beasts.Humans would use their whole technology and guns against Pokemon's powers.

2.Pokemon could not be befriended.They would be extremely hostile and the only thing in their minds would be to kill us and exterminate the human race.NO BEFRIENDING.

3.Don't say things like 'Why would they do that?' or 'Pokemon like humans and peace.No way they would ever do this'.Just answer.

4.Type weaknesses/resistances wouldn't exist since they are not logical(how can a hippowdon die from water just because it is suppose to be ground type.And besides real life hippos like water.He is ground type because he is related to the ground not because he is made of sand)

5.Well just answer thoroughly and nicely.:creep:

[evandixon]

Tanks. Machine guns. Sniper Rifles. Ghosts. Revenants. Wraiths (not our Super Moderator; think Halo). Etc.

And also that huge laser cannon that IDAS developed. It is capable of ripping the moon apart if we could supply the energy. But that's all classified...

[Edit] Oh, and don't forget tranquilizer darts.

Another leak from within IDAS: a gas that binds to the hemoglobin of the victim's blood, causing suffocation. Only binds to a specific DNA range.

[Kharma]

Have you ever watched Heroes?Those abilities x 100..That's how pokemon would be.

Ice beams.Blizzards.Earthquakes.Tidal waves(surf).Solar beams.Thunders.Hydro cannons.Frenzy plants able to rip a whole army apart.Psychokinesis(able to..well control everything and everyone on earth) and many many other abilities.Let alone that they lots of pokemon can regenerate in 2 seconds.

Oh and this Hyper Beam which would vanish you before even hitting you and Giga impact which is like a train hitting you.

Oh should I say that a different way to say Gravity(the move) is Gravitational Manipulation?Yeah I think this means Pokemon could create small black holes sucking us in.

Also considering that nothing of what you said makes contact with the pokemon then I have to say that Blissey would never die due to her massive sp.def and hp..And she can also recover damage.And she can take those laser beams like a boss.

Uhuh we win.

[evandixon]

Those Pokemon underestimate us by declaring war. We are already the dominant life form, and we will stay that way.

[Kharma]

Okay,so what's bad about them underestimating us?And I am obviously going to pretend that I didn't see what you typed last.We are the dominant species?Really?Of course we are.Since we can kill any other animals with our guns whereas they are defending themselves with their natural defenses.If animals had the powers of pokemon then we would be enslaved by a long time ago.Let's see if you can take on an Exploud whose Hyper Voice repels you a mile away,breaks your bones due to the sheer force and finally kills you.

[wraith89]

Nuclear Launch Detected

/endthread.

In all seriousness, why is this even a topic? That's a horrid thought! What's a war without a king involved on the other side? (In this case, Arceus/Mewtwo...)

Keep in mind, war isn't just random mass slaughter; that's barbarism. Rather, it is a political entity attempting to convey a political message. What conflict of interest is there between the humans and Pokemon in this case?

And it also looks like you're too dogged on one side. With someone who contends (like evan), I think this thread will turn to a war itself; mostly from you due to your tone of typing. Locking for now.