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(Dr. Light vs Mosquito) Shoddy Warstory

Just an interesting themed battle. I made one careless mistake though... but aside from that, it is pretty fun to play with themed teams.

Rules:

Evasion Clause, Extended Game, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause

Pokemon: (In order of appearance)

Wraith89

pinsir.gifmachamp.gifzapdos.gifglaceon.gifforretress.gifmagmortar.gif

Mosquito

azelf.gifdragonite.gifvaporeon.gifblissey.gifforretress.gifscizor.gif

 

pinsir.gif v azelf.gif

Mosquito sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).

wraith89 sent out Cut Man (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).

wraith89: Snip snip

Azelf used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Cut Man used X-Scissor.

It's super effective!

Azelf lost 137% of its health.

Azelf hung on using its Focus Sash!

---

Ok... Pinsir and Azelf lead... I can do this. Let's snip that elf down!

pinsir.gif v azelf.gif

Cut Man used Quick Attack.

Azelf lost 23% of its health.

Mosquito's Azelf fainted.

---

Oops it set up rocks... and it probably didn't know I would have SR. Oh well, time to finish it off. Quick Attack!

pinsir.gif v dragonite.gif

Mosquito: Smart.

wraith89: Whoo hoo

wraith89: Go Cut Man

Mosquito switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

Cut Man used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Dragonite used Thunder Wave.

Cut Man is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

---

Set up SR ASAP. Oh goodness gracious... a Thunder Waving Dragonite? Support Dragonites are quite useful actually and can be a scary threat.

machamp.gif v dragonite.gif

wraith89 switched in Guts Man (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

Pointed stones dug into Guts Man.

Guts Man lost 6% of its health.

Dragonite used Flamethrower.

A critical hit!

Guts Man lost 44% of its health.

Guts Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Guts Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Three words I hate: A CRITICAL HIT. Percentage I see those three words in Shoddy per day that is on my side: 2-8 per battle on AVERAGE.

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Mosquito: Hey look, toast!

Mosquito switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).

Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.

Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.

Guts Man used Rest.

Guts Man fell asleep!

Guts Man restored 44% of its health.

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Toast is right... time to rest up. Oh goodness a Vaporeon. Whatever shall I do?

pinsir.gif v vaporeon.gif

wraith89: lol

wraith89 switched in Cut Man (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).

Pointed stones dug into Cut Man.

Cut Man lost 25% of its health.

Vaporeon used Protect.

Vaporeon protected itself!

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Switch in during a Protect. Hmm... not bad.

pinsir.gif v vaporeon.gif

Vaporeon used Wish.

Vaporeon made a wish!

Cut Man used X-Scissor.

Vaporeon lost 35% of its health.

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

... Adamant X-Scissor did 35%... aw Cutman. Don't disappoint me like this =(

zapdos.gif v vaporeon.gif

wraith89 switched in Elec Man (lvl 100 Zapdos).

Elec Man is exerting its pressure!

Pointed stones dug into Elec Man.

Elec Man lost 25% of its health.

Vaporeon used Surf.

Elec Man lost 38% of its health.

The wish came true!

Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.

Elec Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Elec Man restored 6% of its health.

---

38% from Surf... but still... not so bad. Let's scare it away.

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

Mosquito switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Pointed stones dug into Blissey.

Blissey lost 12% of its health.

Elec Man used Roost.

Elec Man restored 50% of its health.

Elec Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Elec Man restored 6% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh noes it is the evil egg of doom!

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

Elec Man used U-turn.

Blissey lost 11% of its health.

wraith89 switched in Guts Man (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

Pointed stones dug into Guts Man.

Guts Man lost 6% of its health.

Blissey used Toxic.

But it failed!

Guts Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Guts Man restored 6% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

U-turn out of there! That thing is evil! Intoxicating a sleeping Machamp will not work miss ;)

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Mosquito switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).

Pointed stones dug into Vaporeon.

Vaporeon lost 12% of its health.

Guts Man is fast asleep!

Guts Man used Sleep Talk.

Guts Man used Stone Edge.

Vaporeon lost 30% of its health.

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Rocks... rocks... and more rocks =/

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Vaporeon used Wish.

Vaporeon made a wish!

Guts Man is fast asleep!

Guts Man used Sleep Talk.

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

Vaporeon lost 45% of its health.

Vaporeon became confused!

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Wow that Vaporeon is bulky. But still... that hurts.

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Vaporeon is confused!

Vaporeon used Protect.

Vaporeon protected itself!

Guts Man woke up!

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

Vaporeon protected itself!

The wish came true!

Vaporeon restored 50% of its health.

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Protect =/

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Vaporeon is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Vaporeon lost 5% of its health.

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

Vaporeon lost 42% of its health.

Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!

Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.

---

Ouch...

machamp.gif v vaporeon.gif

Vaporeon is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Vaporeon lost 4% of its health.

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

Vaporeon lost 43% of its health.

Mosquito's Vaporeon fainted.

---

NO! Water doggy come back! Yeah so it's on the other side. So what? I love Vappy =(

wraith89: =(

Loliepokemon has entered the room.

machamp.gif v dragonite.gif

Mosquito switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

Pointed stones dug into Dragonite.

Dragonite lost 25% of its health.

Guts Man used Stone Edge.

It's super effective!

Dragonite lost 70% of its health.

Dragonite used Roar.

wraith89 switched in Ice Man (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).

Pointed stones dug into Ice Man.

Ice Man lost 25% of its health.

Dragonite's leftovers restored its health a little!

Dragonite restored 6% of its health.

---

Rocks hurt the Dragonite... but Dragonite is a lot bulkier than I thought. Oh well. Now out comes Ice Man to play...

glaceon.gif v blissey.gif

wraith89: Free lunch

wraith89: =)

Mosquito switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Pointed stones dug into Blissey.

Blissey lost 12% of its health.

Ice Man used Hidden Power.

It's super effective!

Blissey lost 16% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

I knew he would switch to Blissey, but 16% from HP Fighting? Fail o_o

forretress.gif v blissey.gif

wraith89 switched in Bomb Man (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Pointed stones dug into Bomb Man.

Bomb Man lost 12% of its health.

Blissey used Softboiled.

Blissey restored 50% of its health.

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Let's go... free set up time! Hoping the evil egg does not carry Flamethrower...

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

Mosquito switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Pointed stones dug into Forretress.

Forretress lost 12% of its health.

Bomb Man used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh great. Clone robot decides to copy Bomb Man and turn into Bomb Man. This is not fun!

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

Forretress used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Bomb Man used Gyro Ball.

It's not very effective...

Forretress lost 3% of its health.

---

. . .

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

Bomb Man used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Forretress used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

---

Mirror Match.

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

Forretress used Rapid Spin.

Forretress blew away the pointed stones!

Forretress blew away the toxic spikes!

It's not very effective...

Bomb Man lost 1% of its health.

Bomb Man used Rapid Spin.

Bomb Man blew away the pointed stones!

Bomb Man blew away the toxic spikes!

It's not very effective...

Forretress lost 1% of its health.

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

LOL

wraith89: U_U

Mosquito: lol

wraith89: Let's just switch

wraith89: =P

wraith89: This turn

pinsir.gif v scizor.gif

Mosquito switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

wraith89 switched in Cut Man (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).

---

So we go into agreement. Cut Man fights Dr. Mosquito's most prized posession... the Crimson Flash!

pinsir.gif v scizor.gif

Scizor used Swords Dance.

Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

Cut Man used Earthquake.

Scizor lost 32% of its health.

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

---

The Crimson Flash shows off by dancing with swords. Cut Man shakes the ground for... a measly 32%? AHHH!

forretress.gif v scizor.gif

wraith89: U_U

wraith89 switched in Bomb Man (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Scizor used Swords Dance.

Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

---

+ 4... uh oh.

pinsir.gif v scizor.gif

Scizor used Superpower.

Bomb Man lost 71% of its health.

Scizor's attack was lowered.

Scizor's defence was lowered.

Bomb Man used Gyro Ball.

It's not very effective...

Scizor lost 14% of its health.

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Ok, that Scizor HAS to be bulky!

zapdos.gif v scizor.gif

Loliepokemon: somebody wanna battle with me after this

wraith89 switched in Elec Man (lvl 100 Zapdos).

Elec Man is exerting its pressure!

Scizor used Superpower.

It's not very effective...

Elec Man lost 60% of its health.

Scizor's attack was lowered.

Scizor's defence was lowered.

Elec Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Elec Man restored 6% of its health.

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

---

+ 3 Superpower on offensive Zapdos... only 60%? Seriously Zapdos lose some steroids.

zapdos.gif v scizor.gif

Elec Man used Roost.

Elec Man restored 50% of its health.

Scizor used Roost.

Scizor restored 50% of its health.

Elec Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Elec Man restored 6% of its health.

---

And... BREAK!

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

wraith89: Maybe

Mosquito switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Elec Man used Thunderbolt.

Blissey lost 17% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

Evil egg comes back to haunt me again =(

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

Elec Man used U-turn.

Blissey lost 12% of its health.

wraith89 switched in Cut Man (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).

Blissey used Ice Beam.

Cut Man lost 29% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

Dr. Mosquito's evil nurse tries to freeze Cut Man...

pinsir.gif v dragonite.gif

Mosquito switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

Cut Man used X-Scissor.

It's not very effective...

Dragonite lost 20% of its health.

Mosquito's Dragonite fainted.

---

... and sends his Barney unit to become KO fodder. Oh well.

machamp.gif v scizor.gif

Mosquito switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

wraith89 switched in Guts Man (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

Scizor used Swords Dance.

Scizor's attack was sharply raised.

---

Ugh, that darn Crimson Flash. Guts Man, take care of him.

machamp.gif v scizor.gif

Scizor used Bullet Punch.

Guts Man lost 65% of its health.

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

Scizor lost 50% of its health.

Scizor became confused!

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

Guts Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Guts Man restored 6% of its health.

---

And his Crimson Flash Attack... vs the sheer strength of Guts Man's fists! Eat this!

zapdos.gif v scizor.gif

wraith89 switched in Elec Man (lvl 100 Zapdos).

Elec Man is exerting its pressure!

Scizor is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Scizor lost 29% of its health.

Scizor's leftovers restored its health a little!

Scizor restored 6% of its health.

---

Out comes the overused Elec Man...

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

Mosquito switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Elec Man used Thunderbolt.

Blissey lost 16% of its health.

Blissey is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

Parahax, not bad...

zapdos.gif v blissey.gif

Elec Man used U-turn.

Blissey lost 12% of its health.

wraith89 switched in Cut Man (lvl 100 Pinsir ?).

Blissey used Aromatherapy.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

... Aromatherapy. Seriously Dr. Mosquito is sinister U_U

pinsir.gif v blissey.gif

Blissey used Softboiled.

Blissey restored 50% of its health.

Cut Man used Earthquake.

Blissey lost 37% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

252 Def Blisseys... or Pinsir is just too weak. How does Scizor do it? >.<

pinsir.gif v forretress.gif

Mosquito switched in Forretress (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Cut Man used X-Scissor.

It's not very effective...

Forretress lost 14% of its health.

---

Oh boo... out comes Bomb Man's clone.

pinsir.gif v forretress.gif

Forretress used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Cut Man used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

---

Set up Rocks... and that sets up TS...

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

wraith89 switched in Bomb Man (lvl 100 Forretress ?).

Forretress used Toxic Spikes.

Toxic Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Bomb Man come in!

forretress.gif v forretress.gif

Bomb Man used Rapid Spin.

Bomb Man blew away the toxic spikes!

It's not very effective...

Forretress lost 1% of its health.

Forretress used Rapid Spin.

Forretress blew away the pointed stones!

It's not very effective...

Bomb Man lost 1% of its health.

Bomb Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bomb Man restored 6% of its health.

---

Bomb Man spin! Clone spin!

magmortar.gif v forretress.gif

wraith89 switched in Fire Man (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).

Forretress used Explosion.

Fire Man lost 184% of its health.

wraith89's Fire Man fainted.

Mosquito's Forretress fainted.

---

Fire Man takes the hit for Bomb Man. Quick, let's get him repaired at Dr. Light's lab!

zapdos.gif v scizor.gif

wraith89: BOOM

Mosquito switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).

wraith89 switched in Elec Man (lvl 100 Zapdos).

Elec Man is exerting its pressure!

Elec Man used Thunderbolt.

Scizor lost 69% of its health.

Mosquito's Scizor fainted.

---

And Elec Man hogs the glory >.>

machamp.gif v blissey.gif

Mosquito switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Elec Man used U-turn.

Blissey lost 12% of its health.

wraith89 switched in Guts Man (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

Blissey used Toxic.

Guts Man was badly poisoned!

Guts Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Guts Man restored 6% of its health.

Guts Man is hurt by poison!

Guts Man lost 6% of its health.

Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!

Blissey restored 6% of its health.

---

Evil nurse! Come on Guts Man, let's take her down!

machamp.gif v blissey.gif

Guts Man used Rest.

Guts Man fell asleep!

Guts Man restored 59% of its health.

Blissey used Softboiled.

Blissey restored 50% of its health.

---

Sleeping...

machamp.gif v blissey.gif

Guts Man is fast asleep!

Guts Man used Sleep Talk.

Guts Man used Rest.

But it failed!

Blissey used Ice Beam.

Guts Man lost 18% of its health.

Guts Man's leftovers restored its health a little!

Guts Man restored 6% of its health.

---

You are already sleeping! Come on!

machamp.gif v blissey.gif

Mosquito: gg

Guts Man is fast asleep!

Guts Man used Sleep Talk.

Guts Man used Dynamicpunch.

It's super effective!

Blissey lost 116% of its health.

Mosquito's Blissey fainted.

wraith89 wins!

And that's all she wrote! Yay!

wraith89: gg =/

Mosquito: I suck at battling.

wraith89: Not really

Mosquito: At least your luck was decent.

Loliepokemon has left the room.

Mosquito: No hax on either side

wraith89: But you see the theme here?

Mosquito: Megaman

wraith89: =P

FAQs

1) Why do a Megaman theme?

Because I like Megaman? Anyhow, this is what happened. Someone named "Awesome" (seriously, that was the person's name) decided to battle me the other day and I found myself battling stuff like Fire Man and Pharaoh Man and Splash Woman. Ooh wow I found a fellow Megaman fan! So I thought to myself... hey why not? Megaman is my favorite game series after all so perhaps... the original 6 Robot Masters from Megaman 1 can suffice? How awfully convenient... 6!

2) So could you show me your team?

Gladly... but of course you are just scouting my team, right? >.>

See this link:

http://projectpokemon.org/forums/showthread.php?t=5392

Thanks to:

Capcom: For making Megaman

Everything I should thank: Too lazy to write them down

You: For reading

Posted

A bit off-topic:

127.png v 149.png

Mosquito: Smart.

wraith89: Whoo hoo

wraith89: Go Cut Man

Mosquito switched in Dragonite (lvl 100 Dragonite ?).

Cut Man used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Dragonite used Thunder Wave.

Cut Man is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

---

Set up SR ASAP. Oh goodness gracious... a Thunder Waving Dragonite? Support Dragonites are quite useful actually and can be a scary threat

Last Line in the Battling Phase... it says Paralysed... with the 's'... Go Aussie Spelling for Paralyse instead of Paralyze!

@Illithian: I think all eeveelutions are foxes, or am I wrong?

Back on topic:

How does Scizor damage itself 29% damage when it gets confused? So Much...

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