Lorshinator

<p><p><p><p><p><p>... Good Lord. I haven't found a single shiny since... forever. Not that i care too much, but like, seriously. Everyone's getting a shiny here and there. I haven't found a single on in a Safari.</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>Nope, Pidgeot doesn't get it. DARN IT.</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>Wait, that Earl is you? I was asking: Oh who is this Earl guy? I have to catch the train, see you later. Because apparently I got linked with Mewtwo EX and this other guy... I'm like huh what...</p></p></p></p></p></p>

<p><p><p><p><p><p>Yay Internet! Russian Revolution was absolute butchery of a beautiful civilisation that was the Russian Empire. Russian Empire was one of the greatest nations of all times, but got sacked because they weren't friends with these sick bastards who wanted to take over the world. So of course, they had to get rid of their obstacle (Russia), and hence Soviet Union and stuff... but it gets more complicated than that.</p></p></p></p></p></p>