Greetings...

[Shinra]

... *presses the self-destruct button, causing an explosion like this;

*

[Mr. Celebi]

*both of us go flying into the air, and i safely land in my ambulance shuttle while you fall to your doom in a volcano full of lava snakes.

[Shinra]

... Well, this IS Project Pokemon. *calls out a Feraligatr to turn all of the snakes into stone, saving myself in the process*

[Mr. Celebi]

* i said dang*

[Shinra]

lol. *Feraligatr bites you*

[Mr. Celebi]

* i go to PokeHospital and then they realize i am not a pokemon*

[Shinra]

... *points down the road to the human hospital*

[Mr. Celebi]

*nods in thanks and runs of, only to find that i am not human either*

[Shinra]

... What are you, then?

[Mr. Celebi]

i have no idea......

[Shinra]

Whatever.

[Kuroi-kun]

Hai nice to meet you

[Shinra]

Nice to see you too.