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(Wraith89 v. Naru-Chu) Shoddy Warstory

THIS... just made my day :)

Rules:

Evasion Clause, Extended Game, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause

Pokemon: (In order of appearance)

Wraith89

luvdisc.gifmagneton.gifnoctowl.gifmagcargo.gifdelibird.gifraticate.gif

Naru Chu

heatran.giflatias.gifgyarados.gifmamoswine.gifzapdos.gifmetagross.gif

 

heatran.gif v luvdisc.gif

Naru-Chu sent out Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran M).

wraith89 sent out Coeur (lvl 100 Luvdisc F).

UnderXRay has entered the room.

wraith89: lol

wraith89: tell everyone this is random battle if they ever come in

wraith89: Oh whoops too late

wraith89: xD

UnderXRay: lol k

Naru-Chu: lol

Heatran used Stealth Rock.

Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!

Coeur used Attract.

Heatran fell in love!

---

Whoa... um wait? What?! What am I doing with Luvdisc anyways? AHHHH!!

latias.gif v luvdisc.gif

UnderXRay: really? O_O

Naru-Chu switched in Latias (lvl 100 Latias F).

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Latias became confused!

---

Hi Latias. Here's a kiss from me to you. Why? Because I love you :P

latias.gif v luvdisc.gif

Latias is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Latias lost 9% of its health.

Coeur used Toxic.

Latias was badly poisoned!

Latias is hurt by poison!

Latias lost 6% of its health.

---

I love you so much I decided to intoxicate your drink as well...

latias.gif v luvdisc.gif

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Latias is confused!

Latias used Thunderbolt.

Coeur protected itself!

Latias is hurt by poison!

Latias lost 12% of its health.

---

Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me!

latias.gif v luvdisc.gif

Latias snapped out of confusion!

Latias used Thunderbolt.

It's super effective!

Coeur lost 80% of its health.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

Coeur used Toxic.

But it failed!

Latias is hurt by poison!

Latias lost 18% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Wait? I'm not dead yet? I'm alive! Hallelujah! With Life Orb... yeah something is amiss here.

latias.gif v luvdisc.gif

wraith89: I need to put speed instead of SpDef

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Latias used Thunderbolt.

Coeur protected itself!

Latias is hurt by poison!

Latias lost 24% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Extra stalling... nope, this cannot do.

latias.gif v magneton.gif

wraith89: >.>

wraith89 switched in Antipode (lvl 100 Magneton).

Pointed stones dug into Antipode.

Antipode lost 6% of its health.

Latias used Thunderbolt.

It's not very effective...

Antipode lost 31% of its health.

Latias lost 10% of its health.

Latias is hurt by poison!

Latias lost 30% of its health.

Naru-Chu's Latias fainted.

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

At least I resist Thunderbolt. But wait, if Luvdisc took 80% from it with Life Orb and Magneton took 31%... fail xD

heatran.gif v noctowl.gif

Naru-Chu switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran M).

wraith89 switched in Bohemia (lvl 100 Noctowl F).

Pointed stones dug into Bohemia.

Bohemia lost 25% of its health.

Heatran used Flamethrower.

Bohemia lost 30% of its health.

Bohemia was burned!

Bohemia's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bohemia restored 6% of its health.

Bohemia was hurt by its burn!

Bohemia lost 12% of its health.

---

Ugh... BURN. And I cannot even Psycho Shift that :(

heatran.gif v noctowl.gif

Heatran used Flamethrower.

Bohemia lost 30% of its health.

Bohemia used Roost.

Bohemia restored 50% of its health.

Bohemia's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bohemia restored 6% of its health.

Bohemia was hurt by its burn!

Bohemia lost 12% of its health.

---

Roosting in hopes of saving this birdy.

heatran.gif v noctowl.gif

Heatran used Flamethrower.

Bohemia lost 32% of its health.

Bohemia used Roost.

Bohemia restored 50% of its health.

Bohemia's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bohemia restored 6% of its health.

Bohemia was hurt by its burn!

Bohemia lost 12% of its health.

---

Wow, Noctowl really should be the Blissey of UU.

heatran.gif v noctowl.gif

Heatran used Flamethrower.

Bohemia lost 30% of its health.

Bohemia used Night Shade.

Heatran lost 31% of its health.

Bohemia's leftovers restored its health a little!

Bohemia restored 6% of its health.

Bohemia was hurt by its burn!

Bohemia lost 12% of its health.

---

Oh woops... that wasn't enough. I should have kept roosting :/

heatran.gif v magcargo.gif

wraith89 switched in Escargot (lvl 100 Magcargo F).

Pointed stones dug into Escargot.

Escargot lost 25% of its health.

Heatran used Flamethrower.

It's not very effective...

Escargot lost 15% of its health.

Escargot's leftovers restored its health a little!

Escargot restored 6% of its health.

---

I hope that thing is locked into Choice Scarf or something ridiculous...

gyarados.gif v magcargo.gif

Naru-Chu switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados M).

Gyarados's intimidate cut Escargot's attack!

Escargot used Light Screen.

A barrier was formed!

Escargot's leftovers restored its health a little!

Escargot restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh well, time to make a barrier. And out comes Gyarados..... great...

gyarados.gif v magcargo.gif

Gyarados used Dragon Dance.

Gyarados's attack was raised.

Gyarados's speed was raised.

Escargot used Yawn.

Gyarados became drowsy!

Escargot's leftovers restored its health a little!

Escargot restored 6% of its health.

---

Go to sleep my sweet Leviathan... go to sleep...

gyarados.gif v noctowl.gif

wraith89 switched in Bohemia (lvl 100 Noctowl F).

Pointed stones dug into Bohemia.

Bohemia lost 25% of its health.

Gyarados used Waterfall.

Bohemia lost 124% of its health.

wraith89's Bohemia fainted.

Gyarados lost 10% of its health.

Gyarados fell asleep!

---

Sorry Bohemia. I had to send you in to take the hit for the team :(

mamoswine.gif v magneton.gif

wraith89 switched in Antipode (lvl 100 Magneton).

Pointed stones dug into Antipode.

Antipode lost 6% of its health.

Naru-Chu switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine M).

Antipode used Substitute.

Antipode lost 25% of its health.

Antipode made a substitute!

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

Time to scare it away... and substitute up, and out comes Mamoswine. Uh oh, this is not good.

mamoswine.gif v magneton.gif

Mamoswine used Ice Shard.

It's not very effective...

The substitute took damage for Antipode!

Antipode used Magnet Rise.

Antipode became immune to ground attacks!

Antipode's light screen wore off!

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh... apparently Ice Shard is not enough to break the Substitute. Interesting...

zapdos.gif v magneton.gif

Naru-Chu switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).

Zapdos is exerting its pressure!

Antipode used Hidden Power.

Zapdos lost 28% of its health.

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

I forgot which Hidden Power Antipode had... :/

zapdos.gif v magneton.gif

Zapdos used Hidden Power.

It's not very effective...

The substitute took damage for Antipode!

Antipode's substitute faded!

Antipode used Thunderbolt.

Zapdos lost 56% of its health.

Zapdos is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

And yet Zapdos's ineffective Hidden Power WAS able to break the Sub. But hurray for parahax!

zapdos.gif v magneton.gif

wraith89: Nice

Antipode used Thunderbolt.

Zapdos lost 60% of its health.

Naru-Chu's Zapdos fainted.

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

... bye bye birdy! I never want to see your face in here ever again!

heatran.gif v magneton.gif

wraith89: >:)

Naru-Chu: Misclick

Naru-Chu switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran M).

Heatran used Earth Power.

It doesn't affect Antipode...

Antipode used Thunderbolt.

A critical hit!

Heatran lost 115% of its health.

Naru-Chu's Heatran fainted.

Antipode is no longer immune to ground attacks!

Antipode's leftovers restored its health a little!

Antipode restored 6% of its health.

---

... what in the world? How is hax even going on my side right now? And he apparently forgot I had Magnet Rise.

mamoswine.gif v magneton.gif

LadyMiir has entered the room.

wraith89: Magnet Rise

wraith89: :D

LadyMiir: Hello Wraith

Naru-Chu: Mispredict

wraith89: Hey Miir

wraith89: There's Ray

wraith89: Your nemesis from yesterday

Naru-Chu switched in Mamoswine (lvl 100 Mamoswine M).

UnderXRay: sup miir

wraith89: aww... fiddlesticks

wraith89: :(

Mamoswine used Superpower.

It's super effective!

Antipode lost 174% of its health.

wraith89's Antipode fainted.

Mamoswine's attack was lowered.

Mamoswine's defence was lowered.

---

Awww... fiddlesticks. This guy will take me down :/

mamoswine.gif v delibird.gif

LadyMiir: Hey :)

UnderXRay: o_O nemesis?

wraith89 switched in Claus (lvl 100 Delibird F).

Pointed stones dug into Claus.

Claus lost 50% of its health.

Claus used Seed Bomb.

It's super effective!

Mamoswine lost 129% of its health.

Naru-Chu's Mamoswine fainted.

---

Whoa... I hit even with Hustle working against my accuracy. Choice Band Seed Bomb with Hustle? Yes please! Well, Mamo had its defense dropped after Superpower. Fair enough.

metagross.gif v raticate.gif

LadyMiir: I mentioned our little tangle

wraith89: CB Hustle = win

UnderXRay: lol

LadyMiir: And oh my Lord it's the Delibird of Doom

wraith89: No it's the other one

Naru-Chu switched in BOOM (lvl 100 Metagross).

wraith89: Oh Lord

wraith89 switched in Eradicate (lvl 100 Raticate F).

Pointed stones dug into Eradicate.

Eradicate lost 12% of its health.

BOOM used Agility.

BOOM's speed was sharply raised.

Eradicate was burned!

---

Something with the name BOOM is not so ensuring... gotta switch. Say hello to Eradicate, my sweet Raticate.

metagross.gif v raticate.gif

Eradicate used Sucker Punch.

BOOM lost 26% of its health.

BOOM used Earthquake.

A critical hit!

Eradicate lost 147% of its health.

wraith89's Eradicate fainted.

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

---

Wait... you mean if it wasn't a critical I would have survived? Sweet! But boo... now I have to deal with an evil Agiligross...

metagross.gif v luvdisc.gif

LadyMiir: The other one?

UnderXRay: o_O?

wraith89 switched in Coeur (lvl 100 Luvdisc F).

Pointed stones dug into Coeur.

Coeur lost 12% of its health.

BOOM used Meteor Mash.

BOOM's attack missed!

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

BOOM became confused!

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

LOL. Really Fortuna what is the matter with you? Letting that Meteor Mash miss me...

metagross.gif v luvdisc.gif

Naru-Chu: Yea of course.

UnderXRay: lol

Naru-Chu: Misshax...

Naru-Chu: .-.

wraith89: >.<

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

BOOM is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

BOOM lost 13% of its health.

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

lol... amazing :P

metagross.gif v magcargo.gif

wraith89: lol at my babies :)

wraith89: They're working for some weird reason

wraith89 switched in Escargot (lvl 100 Magcargo F).

Pointed stones dug into Escargot.

Escargot lost 25% of its health.

BOOM is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

BOOM lost 14% of its health.

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

Escargot's leftovers restored its health a little!

Escargot restored 6% of its health.

---

Heh heh... free switch in...

metagross.gif v magcargo.gif

LadyMiir: I love your Luvdisc, no pun intended

BOOM is confused!

BOOM used Earthquake.

It's super effective!

Escargot lost 119% of its health.

wraith89's Escargot fainted.

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

---

Aw come on! :(

metagross.gif v delibird.gif

wraith89: Ouch

wraith89: The time I actually bring something that COULD handle it

wraith89 switched in Claus (lvl 100 Delibird F).

Pointed stones dug into Claus.

Claus lost 50% of its health.

BOOM snapped out of confusion!

BOOM used Meteor Mash.

It's super effective!

Claus lost 321% of its health.

wraith89's Claus fainted.

BOOM's leftovers restored its health a little!

BOOM restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh... I guess my only hope is out. So long confusion...

metagross.gif v luvdisc.gif

wraith89 switched in Coeur (lvl 100 Luvdisc F).

Pointed stones dug into Coeur.

Coeur lost 12% of its health.

LadyMiir: Yowch

wraith89: All's well that ends well eh naru?

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

BOOM used Explosion.

Coeur protected itself!

Naru-Chu's BOOM fainted.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

... LOL. HOW many times have we seen this happen? Explode when the other guy protects. Grand finale fail :x

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

UnderXRay: o_O

wraith89: O_O

Naru-Chu: lol.

UnderXRay: LOL

Mellllor has entered the room.

wraith89: xD

wraith89: Hilarious

Naru-Chu switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados M).

Gyarados's intimidate cut Coeur's attack!

UnderXRay: save it xD

wraith89: AUGH

wraith89: Yeah I'm saving this

UnderXRay: ouch

Mellllor: Luvdisc huh

Gyarados is fast asleep!

Coeur used Attract.

Gyarados fell in love!

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Yeah Mr. Atrocious thingy... fall in love with my soon to be heart fish juice :)

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

UnderXRay: X_X

Gyarados is fast asleep!

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Coeur's attack missed!

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

And I will sweetly kiss you now... wait. You were asleep this whole time and not paying attention? Shame on you!

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

Gyarados woke up!

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados used Dragon Dance.

Gyarados's attack was raised.

Gyarados's speed was raised.

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Gyarados became confused!

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Now it hits... perfect!

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

UnderXRay: what will happen if wraith wins? O_O

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Gyarados lost 28% of its health.

Coeur used Toxic.

Gyarados was badly poisoned!

Gyarados is hurt by poison!

Gyarados lost 6% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Now let's poison his drink...

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

wraith89: O_O

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados is confused!

Gyarados used Stone Edge.

Coeur protected itself!

Gyarados is hurt by poison!

Gyarados lost 12% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Oh no you don't!

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

wraith89: Yeah weird

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados is immobilised by love!

Gyarados is hurt by poison!

Gyarados lost 18% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

Protect works twice in a row? Amusing...

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados is immobilised by love!

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Gyarados is already confused!

Gyarados is hurt by poison!

Gyarados lost 24% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

---

She's evil I tell you! EVIL!!

gyarados.gif v luvdisc.gif

LadyMiir: C'mon Wraith

UnderXRay: O_O

wraith89: O_O

wraith89: O_O

wraith89: O_O

wraith89: xD

LadyMiir: -.-;;;;;

wraith89: pleas :)

Naru-Chu: xD

UnderXRay: wraith won my god...hell froze over....

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Gyarados is in love with foe Coeur!

Gyarados is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Gyarados lost 28% of its health.

Naru-Chu's Gyarados fainted.

wraith89 wins!

... wait what? Did I really win? No way! O_O

wraith89: Whoa

wraith89: ........

UnderXRay: gg

wraith89: Man really...

wraith89: THAT

wraith89: was good

Naru-Chu: lol.

wraith89: :/

wraith89: It was funny

UnderXRay: wraith if your not saving this log im killing you :3

Naru-Chu: It was hilarious

wraith89: All right

wraith89: I'm gonna save this

Mellllor has left the room.

LadyMiir: And post it, do

UnderXRay: wraith won :P

FAQs:

1) What were you thinking?

I do not know. I suppose I was not thinking at all.

2) What is that Luvdisc's set?

Luvdisc is just weird. It has a horrible design and has the ability to make its one good stat even higher... and learns Agility as well. Unless you were insane or really loved it, try not using one.

luvdisc.gifluvdisc.gif

Luvdisc @ Leftovers

Calm Nature

Swift Swim

252 HP/120 Def/136 SpDef

- Attract

- Toxic

- Sweet Kiss

- Protect

Taunt bait... and here is the BEST set for Luvdisc ever:

luvdisc.gifluvdisc.gif

Luvdisc @ Choice Scarf

Jolly Nature

Swift Swim

255 Speed <--- that is all you need

- Rain Dance

- Agility

- Aqua Jet

- Splash

First you Rain Dance to raise your speed up double. Hope the other guy Knocks Off the Scarf so that you can Agility to double that amazing speed. Then make all those boosts useless by using Aqua Jet which has a priority of + 1. The last move is just winsome... as Luvdisc is one of the few Pokemon that learn Splash, the absolute best move in the game.

And this thing is the Rendezvous Pokemon? I hope not to Rendezvous with this scary thing.

3) So... are you sure you are right in the head?

... I see dead people.

Thanks to:

Luvdisc: For being quite epic... I had no idea it could do all this.

Metagross: For that almost epic win

Delibird: For OHKOing Mamoswine for some scary reason

Magneton: For those surprise crits and paralysis hax

You: For reading

Posted

xP

My 3rd team falls...oh well, it was really sucky anyway...Luvdisc could probably have been defeated by Heatran...if it was a female. Anyways...that was hilarious wraithy, see...luck can be on your side...once. lol. X-X

Posted

Secret: My Pokemon tend to be female... at least most of them. Not all are though. Why? I suppose sometimes it helps mess up things with Rivalry or whatnot as Pokemon tend to be Male on Shoddy simulators... and sometimes I think some Pokemon fit better as females... no idea :S

EDIT: My Luvdisc is forever now known as the Red Gyarados slayer! She happens to be always winning against red Gyaradoses... so... heh heh

 

luvdisc.gif v gyarados.gif

Chanticleer switched in Coeur (lvl 100 Luvdisc ♀).

Lewis used Earthquake.

Coeur lost 94% of its health.

Lewis lost 10% of its health.

Coeur used Attract.

Lewis fell in love!

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

luvdisc.gif v gyarados.gif

Lewis is in love with foe Coeur!

Lewis is immobilised by love!

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Lewis became confused!

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

luvdisc.gif v gyarados.gif

Lewis is in love with foe Coeur!

Lewis is immobilised by love!

Coeur used Toxic.

Lewis was badly poisoned!

Lewis is hurt by poison!

Lewis lost 6% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

luvdisc.gif v gyarados.gif

Coeur used Protect.

Coeur protected itself!

Lewis is in love with foe Coeur!

Lewis is confused!

Lewis used Earthquake.

Coeur protected itself!

Lewis is hurt by poison!

Lewis lost 12% of its health.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

luvdisc.gif v gyarados.gif

Lewis is in love with foe Coeur!

Lewis is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Lewis lost 20% of its health.

Coeur used Sweet Kiss.

Lewis is already confused!

Lewis is hurt by poison!

Lewis lost 18% of its health.

Phantom Fencer's Lewis fainted.

Coeur's leftovers restored its health a little!

Coeur restored 6% of its health.

  • 5 months later...
Posted

GG your side comments were hit and miss you played great your opponent however played very badly like who explodes on a luvdic with no direct attack to hurt it when you have +2 speed which is more than enough to outspeed it and just kill it off with Eq or meteor mash

lol red gyarados slayer:) I'm going to guess none of you opposing players have just attacked luvdisc they always try setting up first?

Posted

Wow... Remember in Pokemon, with hax anything is possible. This is why in my theory skill=/=Pokemon (well not really, but it's fun to say)

Nice going wraith89, and nice battle guys.

  • 1 month later...
Posted
GG your side comments were hit and miss you played great your opponent however played very badly like who explodes on a luvdic with no direct attack to hurt it when you have +2 speed which is more than enough to outspeed it and just kill it off with Eq or meteor mash

lol red gyarados slayer:) I'm going to guess none of you opposing players have just attacked luvdisc they always try setting up first?

Erm. lol. That was so long ago =P Plus I believe I was using just a random crap team for the battle anyway. Plus back then I wasn't smart enough to know that it had not direct attack to hurt Meta. Oh well. If you knew me back then you would've known I was a very horrible predictor, and also had no idea what I was doing. Haha. It was a fun battle wraith, my friend, looking back at it again and remembering. =]

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