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CuleX
Aug 17th, 2009, 05:16 AM
Since I can't copy the entire warstory due to technical reasons I don't get, here's the crucial moment and some pre-story to it.

Participating in this mini-story:
MewtwoEx: 243 068 485
CuleX: 212 130

Pokémon left [MewtwoEx]: 3
Pokémon left [CuleX]: 2
212 - 243
CuleX switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ♂).
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Raikou lost 33% of its health.
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Scizor lost 67% of its health.
---
I'll be toast if this thing lands another Thunderbolt!

MewtwoEx switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ♂).
212 - 068
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Machamp lost 55% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Machamp fainted.
---
Tried to hit me super effectively to show off. A deadly mistake.

CuleX: After that, I'll be left utterly crippled...

MewtwoEx switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ♂).
212 - 485
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
CuleX: OH...
CuleX: It's over, I guess.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Earth Power.
Scizor lost 39% of its health.
CuleX's Scizor fainted.
---
A revenge kill. I tried to damage Heatran as much as possible, being a CBed Scizor, I couldn't use Superpower. I wonder why he didn't use a fire attack, Gyarados wasn't out yet.

CuleX switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ♂).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
MewtwoEx: I guess i am over
MewtwoEx switched in Raikou (lvl 100 Raikou).
130 - 243
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Raikou.
Raikou lost 12% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Raikou fainted.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
---
I think hitting me with Heatran would've done ANY damage. I saw the switch to Raikou coming, though and DDed.

MewtwoEx switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ♂).
130 - 485
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
MewtwoEx: I hate these steroids
MewtwoEx: i will never have one
CuleX: Gotta love stealth rock
MewtwoEx: Die Steroids! I hate you!
Heatran used Explosion.
Gyarados lost 99% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Heatran fainted.
CuleX wins!
CuleX: HOLY MOLY
MewtwoEx: 0_0
CuleX: gg
CuleX: EPIC
CuleX: 4 HP left
MewtwoEx: ...
MewtwoEx: ...
MewtwoEx: ...
CuleX: (Physically bulky Gyarados ftw)

Credits:

MewtwoEx: For letting me post this warstory and for this epic battle.
Gyarados: For being bulky enough to survive with 4 HP.
The censored guy: For annoying us all during the battle.
Gamefreak: For the invention of Stealth Rock and Pokemon.
PP.org: Because you're all awesome!
PP.org staff: For implementing the spoiler tag and the sprite tag.
vBulletin: For implementing so much default BBCode to make stuff look good.
The Shoddy Battle team: For making this opportunity possible at all.
The inventor of lists, otherwise this credits list would be unreadable.
W3C: For making BBCode possible looking like anything in the first place.
Sun Microsystems: For Java, so Shoddy could be built on it.
Linus Torvalds: For starting Linux, so that Sun could port Java onto it.
The Ext4 file system team: I couldn't have saved the warstory temporarily without a file system.
The VIM editor team: I couldn't have saved the warstory temporarily without entering it into somewhere.
You: For reading this entire, terribly formatted warstory and the entire credits list.

Mewtwo Ex
Aug 17th, 2009, 05:29 AM
Since I can't copy the entire warstory due to technical reasons I don't get, here's the crucial moment and some pre-story to it.

Participating in this mini-story:
MewtwoEx: 243 068 485
CuleX: 212 130

Pokémon left [MewtwoEx]: 3
Pokémon left [CuleX]: 2
212 - 243
CuleX switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ♂).
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Raikou lost 33% of its health.
Raikou used Thunderbolt.
Scizor lost 67% of its health.
---
I'll be toast if this thing lands another Thunderbolt!

MewtwoEx switched in Machamp (lvl 100 Machamp ♂).
212 - 068
Pointed stones dug into Machamp.
Machamp lost 6% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Machamp lost 55% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Machamp fainted.
---
Tried to hit me super effectively to show off. A deadly mistake.

CuleX: After that, I'll be left utterly crippled...

MewtwoEx switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ♂).
212 - 485
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
CuleX: OH...
CuleX: It's over, I guess.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
Heatran used Earth Power.
Scizor lost 39% of its health.
CuleX's Scizor fainted.
---
A revenge kill. I tried to damage Heatran as much as possible, being a CBed Scizor, I couldn't use Superpower. I wonder why he didn't use a fire attack, Gyarados wasn't out yet.

CuleX switched in Gyarados (lvl 100 Gyarados ♂).
Gyarados's intimidate cut Heatran's attack!
MewtwoEx: I guess i am over
MewtwoEx switched in Raikou (lvl 100 Raikou).
130 - 243
Raikou is exerting its pressure!
Pointed stones dug into Raikou.
Raikou lost 12% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Raikou fainted.
Gyarados used Dragon Dance.
Gyarados's attack was raised.
Gyarados's speed was raised.
---
I think hitting me with Heatran would've done ANY damage. I saw the switch to Raikou coming, though and DDed.

MewtwoEx switched in Heatran (lvl 100 Heatran ♂).
130 - 485
Pointed stones dug into Heatran.
Heatran lost 12% of its health.
MewtwoEx: I hate these steroids
MewtwoEx: i will never have one
CuleX: Gotta love stealth rock
MewtwoEx: Die Steroids! I hate you!
Heatran used Explosion.
Gyarados lost 99% of its health.
MewtwoEx's Heatran fainted.
CuleX wins!
CuleX: HOLY MOLY
MewtwoEx: 0_0
CuleX: gg
CuleX: EPIC
CuleX: 4 HP left
MewtwoEx: ...
MewtwoEx: ...
MewtwoEx: ...
CuleX: (Physically bulky Gyarados ftw)

Credits:

MewtwoEx: For letting me post this warstory and for this epic battle.
Gyarados: For being bulky enough to survive with 4 HP.
The censored guy: For annoying us all during the battle.
Gamefreak: For the invention of Stealth Rock and Pokemon.
PP.org: Because you're all awesome!
PP.org staff: For implementing the spoiler tag and the sprite tag.
vBulletin: For implementing so much default BBCode to make stuff look good.
The Shoddy Battle team: For making this opportunity possible at all.
The inventor of lists, otherwise this credits list would be unreadable.
W3C: For making BBCode possible looking like anything in the first place.
Sun Microsystems: For Java, so Shoddy could be built on it.
Linus Torvalds: For starting Linux, so that Sun could port Java onto it.
The Ext4 file system team: I couldn't have saved the warstory temporarily without a file system.
The VIM editor team: I couldn't have saved the warstory temporarily without entering it into somewhere.
You: For reading this entire, terribly formatted warstory and the entire credits list.



Well i did not switch in the ''E.P.N.0003'' (Machamp) to show of.
I forgot about Pointed Stones. And and i guessed that ''E.P.N.0009'' (Raikou) would be needed but i made a misstake like you said. I should have switched in the Champ sooner, before Bullet Punch hit Raikou...