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randomcouchpotato

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  • Birthday 10/10/1995

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  1. Granted, your brain explodes from all the pokemon related knowledge I wish I had a stick of dynamite, a pair of tweezers, and two albino rattlesnakes
  2. granted, you fall and land on your face i wish pugs had 6 legs
  3. granted, no one takes anyone seriously so nobody believes you when you say your gonna jump... I wish I wasn't sick...
  4. granted, you mess up someone's pace maker and they die of a heart attack I wish I could get to sleep...
  5. nidorina desperately wants to replace robin as batman's sidekick
  6. I feel like nintendo ran out of ideas so they took their most recent consoles and put them together to make this. It will be interesting to see what they do with this console.
  7. Granted but you go crazy from lack of hearing a human voice. I wish I had some sort of inspiration right now.
  8. granted, but it causes the user's team to faint i wish i had a bag of chips
  9. Granted, you attempt to make it into sushi but since it's rotting you get sick and die I wish it wasn't 12:30ish right now
  10. just had to do this one too. granted here it is but it eats you now on to the last wish. granted but the citric acid burns your eye sockets and you go blind, i wish the fire wasn't going out
  11. Congratulations! You teleported into a volcano and died. I wish my brother wasn't such a jerk.
  12. granted, but the paradox creates an alternate reality in which everything is inside out, i wish i could eat food by looking at it
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