Please critique my team!

[Tjornan]

Hi all. My friend has been bragging about his lvl 100 darkrai, and he says it owns everything. He knows nothing about evs or ivs, and it is hacked, so it probably has 0 evs. I want to show him that a good stragety team of OU pkmn can beat a untrained team of ubers.

Im sure he will lead with darkrai, so heres my set. Critique it as much as you want! Thanks in advance

Heracross 252 At/ 150 Speed/ 102 Def

Swords Dance

Sleep Talk

Megahorn

Close Combat (i think they learn that. If not then brick break)

this guy is mainly to counter darkrai's dark void, and i will get the guts boost.

Starmie: Water/Psychic 252 sp att, 208 speed, 50 hp

Surf

Icebeam

Thunderbolt

Recover

I know u all are thinking "wheres the rapid spin?" but my friend doesnt care about stealth rock so im good in tht respect. If i go wifi i will hve to put in rapid spin.

Garchomp 252 At/ 252 Speed/ 4 hp

Earthquake

Swords Dance

Outrage

Substitute

My main sweeper

Gliscor 252 HP/ 252 Def/ 4 at

Swords Dance

Earthquake

Baton Pass

Roost

This guys job is to swords dance, roost when neccesary, and baton pass to one of my stronger pokemon

~ Swampert setup

Stealth Rock*

~ Earthquake*

~ Ice Beam*

~ Roar / Protect / Surf*

248 HP / 216 Def / 44 SpD

His job is to stealth rock, then roar to scout the other team. Also functions as a good defensive wall.

Dusknoir 252 HP/ 52 Def/ 204 Sp Def

Will-o-Wisp

Pain Split

Trick Room

Ice Punch

My other wall, and he as access to will o wisp, a neccesity for my team.*

Ok theres my team!!!!! My main goal is to beat a team of ubers (rayquaza, darkrai, palkia, dialga, etc.) if u would like to critique it on a wifi level, please do so. I know. I know i would hve to add more diverse moves to fight on the wifi level. Thanks all!

[Tbird]

-%288-29-09-Update-Illithian%29"]I strongly suggest reading this.

[Immabeast]

Garchomp is Uber now so you wont be able to use him in OUs unless its with a freind then i guess all goes and if you have a Gliscor with a BattonPass

Heracross and Garchomp shouldnt need SwordDance since you should atleast use a SwordDance then batton pass to one of them since there the best choice to go in and should i hit KO them since they are max ev trained in attack. id suggest maybe using a Disabler which can come in and maybe THunderWave, WillOWhisp or maybe a Toxic staller lol something else to have him take some damage lil by lil or a Blissey since shes a good Sp Defensive Wall.

I dont know those are my opinions....

[QOPDOB]

swampert lead? and for a baton passer try ninjask with Swords baton sub and some attack incase of taunt