Ninjablomst

I've only had two pokémons in level 100, and those were Blastoise and Nidoking on Pokémon Red

I've only had one not-guaranteed shiny, and that was an Elekid on Crystal. I didn't realize it was a shiny untill I resat the game though.

Infernape. It's the perfect pokémon for every seven-year-old. I hate it just as much as Blaziken.

Bibarel is so ugly it makes me want to puke. Same goes for Carnivine or however it's spelled. They must've been on drugs when they made those two.

Edit:

I also hate Arceus, Giratina and mostly all übers that's easily obtainable or common. Arceus is common in the way every kid nowadays can use AR or smiliar, and what pokémon do they want? Of course the most overpowered motherf-er alive - Arceus.

I sometimes use it on the legendary you have to defeat to proceed in the storyline (e.g Lugia on SS), if I don't have enough patience. I don't like übers, so I usually just give a damn in the level 70-legendary of the game, unless I'm getting it for the pokédex. If that's the case, I'll use my Master Ball on it.

It's impossible to pick just five..

Articuno, Suicune and Entei. Because I like how they look, and they are not overpowered and über.