Great Forwarded Emails

[Okami]

Now we all get these from time to time. So share some of your best!

Now of course, make sure to post them in spoilers, as some get quite long.

(And now to see if I still have any of those Jeff Foxworthy ones lying around...)

This one is one I've held in my inbox for about a year now, reason being, it's so true it's sad. Which makes it hilarious.

The Michigan State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Detroit .

For the first offense, they give you two Detroit Lions tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Detroit Lions.

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Lions and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Yes, I am a Lions fan.