# 0_0 Derek
# 0_1 Hey, let’s be friends!
I figure nobody who likes Pokémon\fcould be a bad person.
Let’s chat about PIKACHU and SLOWPOKE
and TENTACRUEL and all kinds of\fother Pokémon. It’ll be fun!\fWhat do you think?
Can I get your phone number?VAR(512, 0)
# 0_2 Sure thing! If anything
Pokémon-related comes up, I’ll call!
# 0_3 You...
I bet you don’t even like Pokémon...
# 0_4 Let’s chat about Pokémon!
Can I get your phone number?VAR(512, 0)
# 0_5 I’ve been looking for you!
Here, see this? This is it!
I’m certain your Pokémon will love my
gift, too!
# 0_6 What’s that?
Wait, you’re near me, aren’t you?
I can tell.
How? Because you give off this aura of
affection for Pokémon!
If you’re nearby, come on and talk to
me in person about Pokémon stuff!
# 0_7 Hey, listen to this.
My VAR(256, 10, 0) totally grins when\fI pinch its cheek.
But it never grins like that for
anyone else. I must be special.
Oh, and just now, my PIKACHU beat a
wild VAR(256, 11, 0)!\fA wild VAR(256, 11, 0), I’m sayin’!
Yeah, amazing, isn’t it?
My PIKACHU is awesome!
My PIKACHU is the greatest!
Talk to you later.
# 0_8 Hey, listen to this.
My VAR(256, 10, 0) totally grins when\fI pinch its cheek.
But it never grins like that for
anyone else. I must be special.
Oh, and I saw a wild VAR(256, 11, 0) a
little while ago. But it wasn’t very\fcute, so I left it...
Pokémon have to be cute. They’re no
good otherwise.
Talk to you later.
# 0_9 How are your Pokémon doing?
Let’s get together and brag about our
Pokémon!
# 0_10 I’d like you to have a Nugget.
My PIKACHU just loves it.
I’m certain your Pokémon will love
it, too!
# 0_11 What’s wrong?
I’m waiting on VAR(260, 3, 0).\fCome and pick this up anytime.
# 0_12 Did you remember?
The Bug-Catching Contest is today.
You’re going to go, aren’t you?
I think I’ll participate with PIKACHU to
show off its cuteness.
# 0_13 The Bug-Catching Contest is at the
National Park today.
Are you going, VAR(259, 0, 0)?
I’m trying to make up my mind.