# 0_0 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record set by a Battle Tower master!
Tanya: A Battle Tower master?
Serge: You heard right, Tanya!
I’m talking about VAR(259, 0)’s\fVAR(256, 1)-led team.
They set a new Single Battle record
of VAR(309, 2) straight wins at the tower!
Tanya: They must really enjoy
climbing to high places.
Serge: No, no, you’ve got that all
wrong!
They accomplished a super feat!
See you again, folks!
# 0_1 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record set by a Battle Tower master!
Tanya: A Battle Tower master?
Serge: You heard right, Tanya!
I’m talking about VAR(259, 0)’s\fVAR(256, 1)-led team.
They set a new Double Battle record
of VAR(309, 2) straight wins at the tower!
Tanya: They must have been scared
of Single Battles.
Serge: No, no, that’s not so!
Double Battles are rough, too!
They accomplished a super feat!
See you again, folks!
# 0_2 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record on Pokémon size. It’s huge!
Tanya: This is about a huge
Pokémon?
Serge: You said it, Tanya!
The record was set by VAR(259, 0).
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1) reached
the record size of VAR(308, 2).VAR(306, 3) inches!
Tanya: That will never fit in the
palms of my hands.
Serge: No, no, Tanya, one’d never
fit in your hands either way!
VAR(259, 0) sure set a super record!
See you again, folks!
# 0_3 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record set by a slot-game master!
Tanya: Ooh! Did the record setter
have lots of SPOINK and GRUMPIG?
Serge: Huh? Oh, right! I said slot,
not slop, Tanya!
Nope, this is about VAR(259, 0)’s
big day at the Game Corner.
VAR(259, 0) started out with
VAR(311, 2) Coins.
In VAR(315, 1) minutes, guess how
many Coins the Trainer ended with?
Tanya: The Trainer lost them all?
Serge: No, no, no! We wouldn’t be
reporting a tragedy like that!
The Trainer started with VAR(311, 2) Coins
and ended up with VAR(311, 3) Coins!
Tanya: I’m sure that will buy a lot
of slops!
Serge: No, no, Tanya, this isn’t
about slops at all!
It was a great day at the slots!
See you again, folks!
# 0_5 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record set by a Berry master!
Tanya: Berries?
Is this a small record?
Serge: No, no, Tanya!
This isn’t about size!
Nope, this is about VAR(259, 0)
growing a giant VAR(264, 1) plant.
The Trainer picked an unreal number
of Berries from that plant.
Tanya: The Trainer sounds like a real
glutton.
Serge: No, no, Tanya!
VAR(257, 0) isn’t eating the Berries!
It’s about how many were picked!
See you again, folks!
# 0_7 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at an amazing
record set by a Trap-busting master!
Tanya: Ooh! A Trap buster?
Tell me more!
Serge: ...Tanya, you seem overly
excited about this...
...Anyway, VAR(259, 0) set an
inspiring record for busting Traps.
Tanya: More! Details!
Tell me more!
Serge: VAR(259, 0) disarmed
VAR(308, 2) Traps, including\fthe VAR(281, 1)!
Tanya: I want to hear more!
Serge: ...More? But, how...?
Tanya: What were VAR(259, 0)’s
thoughts while disarming Traps?
Serge: How am I supposed to know
something like that...?
Tanya: Everyone! Let’s do away with
Traps! Let’s go underground!
# 0_8 Serge: It’s time for Rack ’Em Up
Records!
Today, we’ll look at a super record
set by a Flag-capturing master!
Tanya: Capture the Flag?
Serge: You heard right, Tanya!
It’s about getting Flags from Secret\fBases underground!
In just one session, VAR(259, 0)
captured VAR(308, 1) Flags!
Tanya: Isn’t that greedy?
Serge: No, no, that’s not so!
That’s the way that game’s played!
It was a grand undertaking!
See you again, folks!