# 0_0 DJ: Gotta catch ’em all!
It’s the Catch That Pokémon Show!
So, let me tell you about this show’s
featured Pokémon-catching Trainer.
The Trainer that caught our eye with
a dandy of a catch is none other\fthan the inestimable VAR(259, 0)!
And what, you may ask yourself, did
VAR(259, 0) catch?
Why, none other than a mighty fine
VAR(256, 1)!
Nice one, VAR(259, 0)!
That’s one slick takedown!
The Pokémon was nabbed with an
expertly tossed VAR(264, 2).
And out of VAR(308, 3) thrown, it was
the very last one!
Lame joking aside, we’re talking about
one great Trainer in VAR(259, 0)!
...Oh? Hang on a second...
I’ve got a hot new update!
We just got told what VAR(259, 0)
nicknamed the caught VAR(256, 1)!
The nickname’s VAR(257, 4)!
Yow, VAR(259, 0)!
You’re the last word in cool!
You’re so cool, you’re absolute zero!
Listen up, folks!
You go out and emulate VAR(259, 0)!
Get out there and catch Pokémon
like there’s no tomorrow!
# 0_1 DJ: Gotta catch ’em all!
It’s the Catch That Pokémon Show!
So, let me tell you about this show’s
featured Pokémon-catching Trainer.
The Trainer that caught our eye with
a dandy of a catch is none other\fthan the inestimable VAR(259, 0)!
And what, you may ask yourself, did
VAR(259, 0) catch?
Why, none other than a mighty fine
VAR(256, 1)!
Nice one, VAR(259, 0)!
That’s one slick takedown!
The Pokémon was nabbed with an
expertly tossed VAR(264, 2).
And out of VAR(308, 3) thrown, it was
the very last one!
Lame joking aside, we’re talking about
one great Trainer in VAR(259, 0)!
...Oh? Hang on a second...
I’ve got a hot new update!
It turns out VAR(259, 0) opted not
to nickname the VAR(256, 1)!
Yow, VAR(259, 0)!
That is so nihilistically cool!
Listen up, folks!
You go out and emulate VAR(259, 0)!
Get out there and catch Pokémon
like there’s no tomorrow!
# 0_2 DJ: Gotta catch ’em all!
It’s the Catch That Pokémon Show!
So, let me tell you about this show’s
featured Pokémon-catching Trainer.
The Trainer that caught our eye with
a dandy of a catch is none other\fthan the inestimable VAR(259, 0)!
And what, you may ask yourself, did
VAR(259, 0) catch?
The Pokémon was a...
...Huh? Hold on, here...
VAR(259, 0) blew this catch
completely...
Not one Ball out of the VAR(308, 1) thrown
did the job...
And VAR(259, 0) ended up making
the quarry faint...
Oh, what a major downer...
This is too tragic to be a good
news piece...
VAR(259, 0)!
Don’t let it get you down!
Forget about that Pokémon!
It wasn’t meant to be yours!
Sinnoh is jam-packed with Pokémon
waiting for a Trainer like you!
# 0_3 DJ: Gotta catch ’em all!
It’s the Catch That Pokémon Show!
So, let me tell you about this show’s
featured Pokémon-catching Trainer.
The Trainer that caught our eye with
a dandy of a catch is none other\fthan the inestimable VAR(259, 0)!
And what, you may ask yourself, did
VAR(259, 0) catch?
The Pokémon was a...
...Huh? Hold on, here...
VAR(259, 0) blew this catch
completely...
Not one Ball did the job out of
the VAR(308, 1) thrown...
Oh, what a major downer...
This is too tragic to be a good
news piece...
VAR(259, 0)!
Don’t let it get you down!
Forget about that Pokémon!
It wasn’t meant to be yours!
Sinnoh is jam-packed with Pokémon
waiting for a Trainer like you!
# 0_4 MC: Welcome to another episode of
What’s Fishing? Trainers with Rods.
As always, we have the Fishing Master
as our guest speaker.
Fishing Master: Hm!
MC: Today, we look at VAR(259, 0)’s
attempts at fishing...
Using a trusty VAR(264, 1),
VAR(259, 0) caught a feisty\fVAR(256, 2)!
Fishing Master: Hm!
MC: Fishing Master, how would you
rate VAR(259, 0) as an angler?
Fishing Master: Hm! The handling of
the rod is confident, yet delicate!
Need I say it?
This Trainer gets an undisputed 100!
MC: A perfect 100!
Congratulations, VAR(259, 0)!
Until next time!
Keep on fishing!
# 0_5 MC: Welcome to another episode of
What’s Fishing? Trainers with Rods.
As always, we have the Fishing Master
as our guest speaker.
Fishing Master: Hm!
MC: Today, we look at VAR(259, 0)’s
attempts at fishing...
...Well, it looks like VAR(259, 0)
had the quarry slip away...
Fishing Master: Hm!
MC: Fishing Master, how would you
rate VAR(259, 0) as an angler?
Fishing Master: Hm! VAR(259, 0) puts
no spine into holding the rod.
The lack of passion is obvious!
This Trainer rates only a generous 5!
MC: Ouch! Just 5 points!
VAR(259, 0), try harder!
Until next time!
Keep on fishing!
# 0_6 MC: It’s time for the Love That Group
Corner.
Today, we have the Group Maniac back
as a guest speaker.
Group Maniac: Yeahah!
MC: We’ve heard that VAR(259, 0)
has switched allegiances to a group\fnamed VAR(317, 1).
What’s your take on this startling
new development?
Group Maniac: Yeahah!
Does it really matter any which way?
MC: You’re making a lot of sense!
Tune in next time!
# 0_10 Newscaster: We bring you this
breaking news story.
While traveling in the vicinity of
VAR(260, 0), VAR(259, 1)\fdiscovered a hidden VAR(264, 2).
The methodology employed by
VAR(259, 1) is unknown.
Eyewitnesses report VAR(259, 1)
appeared to be very furtive.
VAR(259, 1) reportedly scanned the
area often, as if fearing detection.
This concludes this special news
story.
# 0_12 MC: It’s time for the Happy-Happy
Egg Club.
I just want to report VAR(259, 0)’s
Egg hatched around VAR(260, 1).
VAR(259, 0) now has a baby
VAR(256, 2)!
VAR(259, 0), congratulations!
Be good to your new family member!
Till next time, adieu!
# 0_17 MC: Does changing nicknames change
attributes? We decide for you!
It’s time for Rate That Name Change
once again!
In the spotlight today is the Trainer
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1).
VAR(259, 0) chose the nickname
VAR(257, 2).
Let’s get an expert assessment
from our appraiser. How is it?
Appraiser: ...How should I say this?
Fine, I’ll be blunt.
The nickname VAR(257, 2) is
magnificence itself!
VAR(257, 2) will surely grow more
attractive.
But, it comes at a price!
VAR(259, 0) will be mired in bogs!
MC: VAR(259, 0), changing your
Pokémon’s nickname was a great idea!
Try giving lots and lots of Poffins
to VAR(257, 2), too.
Oh, but beware if you ever travel to
the Great Marsh!
Until next time, farewell!
# 0_18 MC: Does changing nicknames change
attributes? We decide for you!
It’s time for Rate That Name Change
once again!
In the spotlight today is the Trainer
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1).
VAR(259, 0) chose the nickname
VAR(257, 2).
Let’s get an expert assessment
from our appraiser. How is it?
Appraiser: ...How should I say this?
Fine, I’ll be blunt.
The nickname VAR(257, 2) is
magnificence itself!
VAR(257, 2) will definitely grow
speedier than ever before.
But, it comes at a price!
VAR(259, 0) will be mired in bogs!
MC: VAR(259, 0), changing your
Pokémon’s nickname was a great idea!
Try giving lots and lots of Carbos
to VAR(257, 2), too.
Oh, but beware if you ever travel to
the Great Marsh!
Until next time, farewell!
# 0_19 MC: Does changing nicknames change
attributes? We decide for you!
It’s time for Rate That Name Change
once again!
In the spotlight today is the Trainer
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1).
VAR(259, 0) chose the nickname
VAR(257, 2).
Let’s get an expert assessment
from our appraiser. How is it?
Appraiser: ...How should I say this?
Fine, I’ll be blunt.
The nickname VAR(257, 2) is
magnificence itself!
VAR(257, 2) will most certainly
become more aromatic.
But, it comes at a price!
VAR(259, 0) will be mired in bogs!
MC: VAR(259, 0), changing your
Pokémon’s nickname was a great idea!
VAR(257, 2) is going to become
more aromatic! How nice!
Oh, but beware if you ever travel to
the Great Marsh!
Until next time, farewell!
# 0_20 MC: Does changing nicknames change
attributes? We decide for you!
It’s time for Rate That Name Change
once again!
In the spotlight today is the Trainer
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1).
VAR(259, 0) chose the nickname
VAR(257, 2).
Let’s get an expert assessment
from our appraiser. How is it?
Appraiser: ...How should I say this?
Fine, I’ll be blunt.
The nickname VAR(257, 2) is
magnificence itself!
VAR(257, 2) will grow stronger
and stronger and stronger still.
But, it comes at a price!
VAR(259, 0) will be mired in bogs!
MC: VAR(259, 0), changing your
Pokémon’s nickname was a great idea!
Try putting VAR(257, 2) at the head
of your team on your travels, too.
Oh, but beware if you ever travel to
the Great Marsh!
Until next time, farewell!
# 0_21 MC: Does changing nicknames change
attributes? We decide for you!
It’s time for Rate That Name Change
once again!
In the spotlight today is the Trainer
VAR(259, 0)’s VAR(256, 1).
VAR(259, 0) chose the nickname
VAR(257, 2).
Let’s get an expert assessment
from our appraiser. How is it?
Appraiser: ...How should I say this?
Fine, I’ll be blunt.
The nickname VAR(257, 2) is
magnificence itself!
VAR(257, 2) is going to become
happier as time goes on.
But, it comes at a price!
VAR(259, 0) will be mired in bogs!
MC: VAR(259, 0), changing your
Pokémon’s nickname was a great idea!
VAR(257, 2) is going to become
happier! It makes me sort of envious!
Oh, but beware if you ever travel to
the Great Marsh!
Until next time, farewell!
# 0_24 MC: You’ve just tuned in to the
Underground Treasures Corner.
We have a Ruin Maniac with us as
our guest again.
Ruin Maniac: Hi!
Hope you’re digging this!
MC: Today, we bring you a report on
VAR(259, 0), who dug up a nice\fVAR(281, 1) underground.
Ruin Maniac: There’re plenty of
treasures waiting to be discovered.
It’s not surprising to see something
like that VAR(281, 1).
MC: May I say something? You haven’t
had much success with treasures...
Ruin Maniac: Now that’s a low blow.
I’ve been digging away...
MC: Let’s hope VAR(259, 0) will
keep on digging hidden treasures\funderground.
Until next time...
Keep on digging!
# 0_26 Newscaster: We bring you this special
news bulletin.
The Trainer VAR(259, 0) was
witnessed catching Pokémon in\fthe Great Marsh.
It is believed the Trainer visited
the area while traveling throughout\fSinnoh.
Witnesses report VAR(259, 0) first
caught a snarly VAR(256, 1).
Apparently delighted by that catch,
VAR(259, 0) kept at the Safari Game.
In the end, VAR(259, 0) reportedly
caught VAR(307, 2) Pokémon.
This concludes this special news
bulletin.
# 0_29 Newscaster: We bring you this
developing news story.
The Trainer VAR(259, 0) has been
traveling throughout Sinnoh.
We’ve received credible reports that
they’ve been giving the
herbal medicine VAR(264, 2) to
the naturally reluctant VAR(256, 1).
Witnesses report VAR(256, 1) making
disgusted faces over the medicine’s\fawful flavor.
However, VAR(259, 0) appeared not
to notice the Pokémon’s revulsion.
This concludes this news report.
# 0_30 MC: It’s time for the Planting and
Watering Show for Berry Gardeners.
We bring you this show with the
Berry Guru as our returning guest.
Berry Guru: Ayup, ayup.
MC: Today, we look at VAR(259, 0)’s
VAR(264, 1) plant.
It appears to have been nurtured
with utmost care.
Berry Guru: Ayup!
The plant bore VAR(307, 2) Berries!
VAR(259, 0) has a brilliant knack for
planting and watering Berries.
MC: My hat’s off to you,
VAR(259, 0)!
See you again!
# 0_31 MC: It’s time for the Planting and
Watering Show for Berry Gardeners.
We bring you this show with the
Berry Guru as our returning guest.
Berry Guru: Ayup, ayup.
MC: Today, we look at VAR(259, 0)’s
VAR(264, 1) plant.
It appears to have been rather
neglected...
Berry Guru: Ayup!
The plant bore next to no Berries!
MC: Can you offer any advice?
Berry Guru: Water!
You’ve got to water plants often.
Watch the color of the soil, and
don’t be shy about watering.
MC: VAR(259, 0), heed the Berry
Guru’s sage advice!
See you again!
# 0_32 MC: It’s time for the Love That Group
Corner.
Today, we have the Group Maniac back
as a guest speaker.
Group Maniac: Yeahah!
MC: We’ve heard that VAR(259, 0)
has made a new group named VAR(317, 1).
What’s your take on this startling
new development?
Group Maniac: Yeahah! Sounds A-OK to
me. Group VAR(317, 1)!
MC: You’re making a lot of sense!
Tune in next time!
# 0_33 MC: It’s now time for the Seal Club
Show.
Joining us as our guest once again
is the Seal Master.
Seal Master: Greetings.
MC: Today, we examine a Ball Capsule
crafted by VAR(259, 0).
Seal Master: Hmm...
Remarkable...
The VAR(264, 1) scattered on
the Capsule...
Though they may appear to have been
randomly applied, you can’t fool me.
The Seals are cleverly applied in
a meticulously calculated manner...
Hm!
And what’s this?!
The Pokémon inside...!
It’s this VAR(256, 2)?!
The Trainer crafted this Ball Capsule
to best highlight the Pokémon’s\femergence from the Ball!
MC: There you have it!
Even our Seal Master is impressed!
To see VAR(259, 0)’s Ball Capsules,
challenge the Trainer to a battle!
Let’s meet again, same channel,
same time!
# 0_34 MC: It’s now time for the Seal Club
Show.
Joining us as our guest once again
is the Seal Master.
Seal Master: Greetings.
MC: Today, we examine a Ball Capsule
crafted by VAR(259, 0).
Seal Master: This is rubbish...
Such a foolish waste of Seals...
It’s true that VAR(264, 1) is
fantastic. That’s a given.
But applied in such a position, its
true beauty is obscured...
...Hm?
Wait...
It can’t be...
What is this?!
The Pokémon inside...!
It’s this VAR(256, 2)?!
With this VAR(256, 2), this
VAR(264, 1)’s placement actually\fenhances its beauty!
Did VAR(259, 0) position this
VAR(264, 1) intending to use the\fCapsule on the VAR(256, 2)?
The cheekiness of it all!
How dare that VAR(259, 0) pull
such an insolent ruse!
MC: There you have it!
Even our Seal Master is upset!
To see VAR(259, 0)’s Ball Capsules,
challenge the Trainer to a battle!
Let’s meet again, same channel,
same time!
# 0_35 MC: It’s now time for the Seal Club
Show.
Joining us as our guest once again
is the Seal Master.
Seal Master: Greetings.
MC: Today, we examine a Ball Capsule
crafted by VAR(259, 0).
Seal Master: Hmm... The Trainer paid
attention to the fundamentals in\fapplying the VAR(264, 1).
VAR(259, 0)’s meticulous sense
of craftsmanship is obvious...
And inside this Ball Capsule is...
What’s this?! This VAR(256, 2)?!
Wahaha! That VAR(259, 0)!
Well done, indeed!
MC: There you have it!
Even our Seal Master is satisfied!
To see VAR(259, 0)’s Ball Capsules,
challenge the Trainer to a battle!
Let’s meet again, same channel,
same time!
# 0_36 Newscaster: The time has come!
It’s the Capture-the-Flag Digest!
Back as our guest is the Flag Maniac!
Flag Maniac: Howdy-do!
Newscaster: Today, we examine news
of VAR(259, 0) capturing\fVAR(259, 1)’s Flag.
Flag Maniac, how do you view this
development?
Flag Maniac: Beaten to the punch!
I was after VAR(259, 1)’s Flag, too!
But, I’ve also got my eyes out for
VAR(259, 0)’s Flag.
Newscaster: That’s our Flag Maniac!
Greed oozes from your comments!
VAR(259, 0), you’d better keep
a good eye on your Secret Base!
Good-bye until next time!
# 0_37 Newscaster: The time has come!
It’s the Capture-the-Flag Digest!
Back as our guest is the Flag Maniac!
Flag Maniac: Howdy-do!
Newscaster: Today, we examine news
of VAR(259, 0) having their Flag\ftaken by VAR(259, 1).
Flag Maniac, how do you view this
development?
Flag Maniac: Oh, it hurts!
Losing a Flag eats at your heart!
It hurts me too because I’ve been
after VAR(259, 0)’s Flag, too!
But, I’ve also got my eyes out for
VAR(259, 1)’s Flag.
Newscaster: That’s our Flag Maniac!
Greed oozes from your comments!
VAR(259, 0), here’s hoping you
recover your Flag!
Good-bye until next time!