# 0_0 Hello, hello!
How, I say, do you do?
I am the Pokémon Fan Club Chairman!
Indeed, yes I am!
When you wish to treat your Pokémon
to a treat, what, I say, do you do?
If I may say so, and I will, I feed
Poffins to my Pokémon!
And why, I say, would I do that?
Because the giving of Poffins is
a way of expressing your love!
For example! If I were to give a
Sweet Poffin, the Pokémon eating it\fwould become more cute!
For example! A Spicy Poffin will add
to the coolness of a Pokémon!
In such ways I say that Poffins have
nothing but goodness for Pokémon!
Therefore!
I declare this Poffin Case to be
a gift from me to you!
# 0_1 I urge you to fill it with Poffins
and be generous in dispensing them\fto your Pokémon!
# 0_2 Nationwide, there are other fan
clubs, but we are number one!
And why are we number one?
Because I brag more than anyone!
But now I can’t brag as much...
People started complaining, so
I’ve had to curtail my bragging...
# 0_3 Welcome to the Pokémon Fan Club!
Oh, your VAR(256, 0)...
# 0_4 It simply adores you!
Why, I feel like I’m intruding!
# 0_5 It’s very friendly toward you.
I can tell you treat it kindly.
# 0_6 It’s quite friendly to you.
It must be happy being with you.
# 0_7 It’s warming up to you.
That’s my impression.
# 0_8 It’s feeling neutral toward you.
It’s up to you to change that.
# 0_9 Hmm...
It seems to dislike you a little.
# 0_10 Oh, my... I think this one really
hasn’t taken too kindly to you.
# 0_11 PSYDUCK: Gua gwah?!
# 0_12 BUNEARY: Kukuuh.
# 0_13 CLEFAIRY: Pip piiih!