# 0_0 Actor
# 0_1 Assistant
# 0_2 VAR(256, 1): Hey!
Just what do you think you're doing?!
# 0_3 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)...
No. You're just VAR(256, 1) to me now.
I'm fed up, and I just can't work with
you any longer!
# 0_4 VAR(256, 1): What do you mean?!
# 0_5 Assistant: You're just a kid, but you act
all high and mighty around here.
Recently, you've just been playing with that
robot and ignoring our research.
If we keep this up, our lab is going to go
bankrupt, and it's all because of you!
That's why I took the F-00!
Since you disposed of the design data, I
have no choice but to sell the only F-00 we\f
have and use that money to save the lab!
# 0_6 VAR(256, 1): You can't be serious!
The F-00 is mine and mine alone!\f
I won't let you or anyone else sell it!
# 0_7 Assistant: You're too late.
The F-00 won't listen to your
orders anymore!
# 0_8 VAR(256, 1): That's nonsense!
# 0_9 Assistant: You'll see.
This is what you get for always trying
to make a fool of me!
Hey! F-00!
Come over here and teach VAR(256, 1)
a lesson!
# 0_10 VAR(256, 1): It can't be! F-00!
Don't you recognize me?
# 0_11 F-00: ...
# 0_12 VAR(256, 1): Something's wrong with F-00!
What did you do to it?!
# 0_13 Assistant: This robot wouldn't listen to my
orders, so I had no choice...
I erased the F-00's memory banks and
reprogrammed it to obey me!
# 0_14 VAR(256, 1): How could you?!
The F-00's programming is
extremely complex!\f
It can't be reprogrammed so easily...
Especially not by someone with your
limited skills!
# 0_15 Assistant: There you go again! Always
trying to make a fool of me!
It's that awful personality of yours
that got you in this position!
# 0_16 VAR(256, 1): It's just the truth...
# 0_17 Assistant: That may be so, but such
bluntness can hurt people's feelings!
You may be a genius, but you can't
even understand that simple fact?!
# 0_18 VAR(256, 1): You're just jealous...
# 0_19 Assistant: Maybe I am! But I'll teach
you to respect your elders!
F-00! Let's do this!
It's time to punish VAR(256, 1)!
# 0_20 VAR(256, 1): I'm sorry...
# 0_21 Assistant: It's too late for apologies!
Don't think I'll forgive you that easily!
# 0_22 VAR(256, 1): It's my fault...
# 0_23 Assistant: That's right! It's all your fault!
I'm a scientist, too, you know?
It's not like I wanted to resort\f
to dirty tactics like this!
# 0_24 VAR(256, 1): Oh no...
If this keeps up, the F-00 will defeat
both VAR(258, 0) and me...
# 0_25 F-00: ...
# 0_26 VAR(256, 1): ...
A robot that has been reprogrammed is like
a totally different person, but...
# 0_27 F-00: ...Beep!
VAR(256, 1), VAR(256, 1), VAR(256, 1),
VAR(256, 1), VAR(256, 1), VAR(256, 1)...
# 0_28 VAR(256, 1): What's happening?!
# 0_29 F-00: ...Beep ...Bloop ...Beep!
# 0_30 VAR(256, 1): Hey! F-00! What's wrong?
# 0_31 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleep!
...
# 0_32 VAR(256, 1): Tell me what's wrong!
# 0_33 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleep beeeep!
# 0_34 VAR(256, 1): Are you OK?!
# 0_35 F-00: Beep...
Beep blop boop!
# 0_36 VAR(256, 1): Is it broken?!
# 0_37 F-00: Beep bloop bop beeeeeep!
# 0_38 VAR(256, 1): It's gone berserk!
# 0_39 F-00: Beep bloop bop beeeeeep!
# 0_40 Assistant: Come on, F-00! Obey my commands!
# 0_41 VAR(256, 1): It's no good...
The F-00 has lost control...
It won't listen to anyone in this state!
If the F-00 keeps this up, it's going
to tear itself apart!
# 0_42 Assistant: What?! We can't let that happen!
What should we do?
# 0_43 VAR(256, 1): We've got to stop its CPU,
which functions as its heart...
We need to find a way to stop the F-00's
CPU without destroying it.
# 0_44 Assistant: Stop the CPU without destroying
the F-00, huh?
Hmmm...
I've got it!
I know of a way!
# 0_45 VAR(256, 1): What is it?
# 0_46 Assistant: We've got to freeze it!
If we can freeze the F-00's CPU,
it should stop!
# 0_47 VAR(256, 1): I see...
Not a bad idea...
# 0_48 Assistant: VAR(256, 1)... That's the first
time you've ever given me a compliment.
# 0_49 VAR(256, 1): We've done it!
We've stopped the F-00!
# 0_50 F-00: ...
# 0_51 VAR(256, 1): F-00! Are you OK?!
# 0_52 F-00: ...
VAR(256, 1)...
# 0_53 VAR(256, 1): What?
The F-00 just said my name, didn't it?
How could that be possible?
# 0_54 F-00: VAR(256, 1)...
# 0_55 VAR(256, 1): That's right! It's me, F-00!
It's VAR(256, 1)!
# 0_56 F-00: VAR(256, 1)...
# 0_57 Assistant: How in the world...
How could something like this occur?!
This is completely unscientific!
I can't take this anymore!
# 0_58 VAR(256, 1): F-00...
# 0_59 The F-00's memory banks were erased,
yet it still called my name...
It was a true wonder...
However, such a happy moment would
prove to be fleeting.
The time for the F-00 and I to separate
forever would soon arrive...
# 0_60 Assistant: Listen up, VAR(256, 1)!
It's all your fault!
We're going to sell off this F-00 to the
highest bidder and use the money to fund\f
our lab!
# 0_61 VAR(256, 1): Wait...
The F-00... The F-00 is mine!
# 0_62 Assistant: Farewell, VAR(256, 1)!
# 0_63 My assistant had betrayed me.
My F-00 was stolen, and I had to leave\f
the lab alone...
After that, I quit robotics research and
never attempted to create another one.
# 0_64 F-00: ...
# 0_65 VAR(256, 1): F-00...
Argh! It's all your fault, you
worthless assistant!
# 0_66 Assistant: What are you on about?
You're the one who betrayed us all in the
first place and stopped working to play\f
with your robot! It's all your fault!
# 0_67 F-00: Bleep... Bleep...
# 0_68 VAR(256, 1): F-00...
# 0_69 Assistant: Pff!
Your robot's all busted up!
Ignore that worthless hunk of junk and
listen to me!
# 0_70 VAR(256, 1): Wait a moment...
This smell...it's coming from the F-00!
# 0_71 F-00: Bleep... Beep boop...
# 0_72 VAR(256, 1): I thought I smelled
something burning...
Could energy be leaking from its battery?
# 0_73 Assistant: Who cares?!
It's not like it's going to move again!
Gah! Worthless piece of junk!
I'll shut it up once and for all!
# 0_74 VAR(256, 1): No! Stop!
# 0_75 Assistant: Shut up and stand back!
I've got fists of fire, you know?
# 0_76 VAR(256, 1): Stop!
# 0_77 After sustaining great damage, the F-00's
battery began to leak energy,\f
placing it in a very delicate state.
Even the shock from my weak assistant's
punch proved to be too great...
The F-00 exploded, blowing us away
and destroying most of the lab\f
in the process...
My assistant somehow made it out and
was taken to the hospital.
I, however, remained here, forever
clinging to the F-00's memory.
# 0_78 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleep!
# 0_79 VAR(256, 1): This is it...
The F-00 just won't stop...
It's going to overheat, and its engine
will explode!
# 0_80 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleep!
# 0_81 VAR(256, 1): F-00...
I'm so sorry... You must be in pain...\f
I'll stay with you until the end...
# 0_82 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleeeeeeep!
# 0_83 VAR(256, 1): F-00! What do you think
you're doing?!
# 0_84 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleeeeeeep!
# 0_85 VAR(256, 1): Put me down, F-00!
I told you. I'm going to stay here with you!
# 0_86 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleeeeeeep!
Grrrrrr... Bzzzzzz...
# 0_87 VAR(256, 1): Hey! Stop it, F-00!
Put me down!
# 0_88 Assistant: Ha ha ha...
How did things turn out like this?
# 0_89 VAR(256, 1): F-00!
# 0_90 The F-00 picked me up and threw me
out of the lab.
Just moments later...
The F-00's body had reached its limit.
It exploded, destroying most of the lab\f
in the process...
I barely escaped with my life...
To this day, I wonder if F-00 went berserk
and didn't know what it was doing or if it\f
really intended to save me...
# 0_91 F-00: Beep bloop bop bleep!
# 0_92 VAR(256, 1): It's no good...
The energy-absorption system
is malfunctioning!
# 0_93 F-00: Bleep! Bloop!
# 0_94 Assistant: Argh...why?
# 0_95 VAR(256, 1): You...
Just what kind of new program did you
put into the F-00?!
# 0_96 Assistant: ...
To be honest, your code was completely
incomprehensible to me...
Especially that one formula that started
with a K. Total nonsense!
There's no way anyone could make sense
of such needlessly complex code...
So, I went in and deleted the complicated
parts of your code and changed it into\f
something anyone can understand!
I modified your formulas to handle only
simple operations... That's all!
# 0_97 VAR(256, 1): So that's what you did!
That formula that started with a K was
the most important one! It was the formula\f
that gave the F-00 a humanlike heart!
If you went in and messed it all up, then
that explains why the usually calm F-00 is\f
now going berserk...
# 0_98 Assistant: You can't be serious...
That means it's all my fault!