# 0_0 Actor
# 0_1 Assistant
# 0_2 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)!
The test is almost complete!
I'm going to turn off the power
to the F-00!
# 0_3 Professor VAR(256, 1): So this day has
finally come...
# 0_4 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)!
Today is the day when all our hard
work finally pays off!
The birth of an all-new robot, programmed
to have a human heart...or as close to it\f
as possible!
# 0_5 VAR(256, 1): ...
# 0_6 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)!
Let's begin the final test!
This test involves communication with
humans and with Pokémon!
# 0_7 VAR(256, 1): Very well.
Let's begin the test.
# 0_8 Assistant: Activating the F-00 now!
Please be careful not to damage it!
# 0_9 VAR(256, 1): Quiet, you...
I know what I'm doing!
# 0_10 VAR(256, 1): Excellent.
It appears to be moving properly.
# 0_11 Assistant: OK, let's begin the
conversational skill test!
Try talking to the F-00!
# 0_12 VAR(256, 1): I know what to do!
# 0_13 F-00: ...
# 0_14 VAR(256, 1): Good morning.
# 0_15 F-00: GOOD. MORNING.
# 0_16 VAR(256, 1): Come on! Get up!
# 0_17 F-00: WHAT?
TOO LOUD. BE QUIET.
# 0_18 VAR(256, 1): OK...
Everything seems to check out!
# 0_19 F-00: WHO?
WHO ARE YOU?
# 0_20 VAR(256, 1): My name is VAR(256, 1).
I'm a friend!
# 0_21 F-00: WHAT IS...FRIEND?
# 0_22 VAR(256, 1): Someone you like!
# 0_23 F-00: VAR(256, 1)! FRIEND!
# 0_24 VAR(256, 1): Someone you know.
# 0_25 F-00: SOMEONE I KNOW... SOMEONE I KNOW...
# 0_26 VAR(256, 1): I don't really know...
# 0_27 F-00: YOU DO NOT KNOW.
I DO NOT KNOW, EITHER.
# 0_28 VAR(256, 1): You figure it out!
# 0_29 F-00: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND...
WHAT IS FRIEND?
# 0_30 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)!
The F-00 has shut down!
This concludes the test!
# 0_31 VAR(256, 1): Indeed...
# 0_32 Assistant: Congratulations!
The test was a complete success!
# 0_33 VAR(256, 1): Of course it was.
A genius like myself doesn't fail.
# 0_34 Assistant: Of course you don't!
Regardless, if we can sell the designs for
the F-00, our lab may finally be able to get\f
out of the red! We can finally put an\f
end to this long slump we've been having!
We'll be able to start up all kinds of new
and exciting research!
# 0_35 VAR(256, 1): Hmmm...
I don't think so...
I'm not giving up the F-00 to anyone.
I've already disposed of the design data.
# 0_36 Assistant: What? How could you?!
Then...that means this F-00 is the only
one that will ever be made!
# 0_37 VAR(256, 1): That's exactly what I'm saying.
# 0_38 Assistant: How could you...
All this time I spent aiding you
in your research...for nothing!\f
What are we supposed to do?!
# 0_39 VAR(256, 1): I won't give up the F-00
to anyone.
I invented it. It's my robot!
# 0_40 And so I succeeded in inventing the first
ever robot to have a heart...\f
I completed the F-00...
The F-00 was the culmination of my years of
research and the crystallization of my\f
hopes and dreams.
# 0_41 VAR(256, 1): Why...
Why won't you move?
# 0_42 Assistant: Professor VAR(256, 1)!
What are you doing?!
You've destroyed the F-00!
# 0_43 VAR(256, 1): No...
I went easy on it...
# 0_44 Assistant: It was just meant to be a test!
I even warned you to be careful\f
not to damage the F-00!
# 0_45 VAR(256, 1): Ugh...
# 0_46 Assistant: It's all your fault! All of our
hard work...for nothing!
What are we going to do now?!
# 0_47 VAR(256, 1): ...Sniffle...
Wahhh! Wahhh!
# 0_48 Assistant: Oh, pull yourself together.
Crying won't bring it back.
For someone who is such a genius,
you're still just a kid.
# 0_49 VAR(256, 1): Wahh...sniffle...
# 0_50 And so, just before completing
the first-ever robot to have a heart,\f
I accidentally destroyed it...
I made many more attempts after that
to create another robot, but none were as\f
marvelous as my F-00...
# 0_51 VAR(256, 1): Hey!
What are you doing, F-00?
The test isn't over yet!
Be still!
# 0_52 F-00: I AM BORED.
BORED OF THIS TEST.
THIS IS NOT FUN.
I WANT TO HAVE FUN!
VAR(256, 1), GOOD-BYE!
# 0_53 VAR(256, 1): Just wait a moment!
Where do you think you're going?
Going somewhere to have fun?
Does the F-00's programming really allow it\f
to behave so much like a human?
# 0_54 Assistant: What are you standing there for?
We've got to hurry and bring back the F-00!
We're still in the testing phases! There's
no telling what the F-00 will do out there!
What are you going to do if it gets involved
in some kind of accident?!
# 0_55 Assistant: Come on, Professor!
We've got to hurry!
# 0_56 VAR(256, 1): Hmmm...
# 0_57 And so we desperately ran after
the F-00...
When we finally caught up, we saw it
destroying everything in its path.
The F-00 found its fun in destroying the
town's buildings and cars.
Eventually the police arrived, and the
F-00 was destroyed...
Taking responsibility for the incident, I
turned myself in and was arrested.
That was 20 years ago...
I still regret that I ever created
such a dangerous and violent robot...
# 0_58 F-00: IT HURTS...
# 0_59 Assistant: Professor! What are you doing?!
Go easy on the F-00 or you'll end up
destroying it!
# 0_60 VAR(256, 1): I know, I know...
It was just a tiny mistake...
# 0_61 Assistant: Please be a bit more careful!
You know the future of our laboratory\f
hangs in the balance!
# 0_62 VAR(256, 1): Oh, be quiet...
# 0_63 Assistant: Don't tell me to be quiet!
I only said it because I care about\f
everyone in our lab...
# 0_64 VAR(256, 1): Who cares?
# 0_65 Assistant: You should care, Professor!
Give me a break! This is just a prototype!\f
If you aren't careful with it, there's\f
no telling what could happen!
# 0_66 VAR(256, 1): I suppose you're right.
# 0_67 Assistant: I'm counting on you!
The F-00 is our lab's only hope!