# 0_0 Chic Actress
# 0_1 Popular Girl
# 0_2 VAR(256, 1): No, no way...
# 0_3 Barbara: Hm...
(...Well now, prepare yourself!
You're going to feel even worse...)
(...You'll regret having professed
your love to me...)
# 0_4 Barbara: That gets me off my game...
# 0_5 VAR(256, 1): Barbara, your Pokémon
is really aggressive!
# 0_6 Barbara: Oh, come now.
Are you afraid of my little Smeargle?
You'll never be worthy of being my man.
# 0_7 VAR(256, 1): Please come at me
with everything you've got!
# 0_8 Barbara: So you call me to a place like this,
just to ask me to go out with you?
# 0_9 VAR(256, 1): Um, I...
From the first time I saw you,\f
I couldn't think about anything else!
I love you!
# 0_10 Barbara: Me and you?
You're kidding, right?
# 0_11 VAR(256, 1): I'm serious.
I won't leave until I get an answer!
# 0_12 Barbara: Hm...
(...Oh, what a precocious little boy.
Makes me want to be a little mean to him...)
# 0_13 Barbara: How about this, then?
Want to have a Pokémon battle\f
to test how compatible we are?
# 0_14 VAR(256, 1): Y-yes! I'll battle you!
# 0_15 Barbara: Hm... That's good!
(...Heh heh heh... I can't wait...
I love seeing depressed men\f
so much I can barely stand it...)
# 0_16 Smeargle: Argle! Arrrrg!
# 0_17 Barbara: OK! Here I come!
(...Smeargle's raring to go, too!...)
(...The boys who've professed their
love to me so far...\f
Every single one was brought down,\f
and their pride was shattered...)
(...I wonder how much this little boy
can stand...)
# 0_18 VAR(256, 1): B-Barbara!
Before we start,\f
I have a request!\f
If I win...
# 0_19 Barbara: If you win?
# 0_20 VAR(256, 1): Marry me!
# 0_21 Barbara: Wh-whaaaaat?!
Marriage? When you say marriage,\f
do you mean THAT marriage?
Who would make a promise like that...
That's no good! I mean it's seriously bad!
# 0_22 VAR(256, 1): Let's go on a date!
# 0_23 Barbara: What are you saying
all of a sudden?!
A date with me?
Get a life!
# 0_24 VAR(256, 1): B-Barbara...
You're so cool...
# 0_25 Barbara: What?
# 0_26 VAR(256, 1): When you don't like what you
hear, you express your opinion directly!
Thinking of me like that...
You are a wonderful person!
# 0_27 Barbara: Ah, I see...
(...What is going on?
He's really tough!\f
No more Ms. Nice Girl...)
# 0_28 Barbara: Give it a rest!
I don't care about you at all, all right?!
# 0_29 VAR(256, 1): So great!
# 0_30 Barbara: Aaahhh! C'mon!
Do you have wax in your ears?!\f
If I can't make you understand with words,\f
I guess I'll have to use force!
# 0_31 VAR(256, 1): Please do!
# 0_32 Smeargle: Smearrrrrg!
# 0_33 VAR(256, 1): I-I'm scared!
# 0_34 Smeargle: Smearrrg?
# 0_35 VAR(256, 1): Noooo!
I lost!
Barbara, you're so strong!
I didn't stand a chance!
# 0_36 Barbara: What?
Are you flattering me?\f
That won't get you\f
anywhere with me at all!
# 0_37 Barbara: ...
(...That's strange...
Why don't I feel any malice...)
(...He took all of my Pokémon's attacks...
What a big-hearted guy...)
# 0_38 VAR(256, 1): Heh heh!
# 0_39 Barbara: ...
(...Sigh... No matter how terrible a thing
I say, he keeps smiling that smile...)
(...Huh? Did I start to feel something
for him at some point?...)
# 0_40 VAR(256, 1): Barbara,
is something wrong?
# 0_41 Barbara: If you want to be friends,
I'll hang out with you!
# 0_42 Barbara: Hm...
(...What is this? It's weird.
A guy who makes me feel good\f
just by being around me.\f
I've never felt this before...)
# 0_43 Just as battles aren't won
by power alone,
the strongest person doesn't always
win in relationships either.
# 0_44 Turning the other cheek!
That's another form love takes!
# 0_45 VAR(256, 1): Huff, puff...
# 0_46 Barbara: Hm. What do you want?
Are you winded already?
Another disappointment...
Where are the men worthy of me?
# 0_47 VAR(256, 1): Barbara...
No...
# 0_48 Barbara: I'm sorry,
but I'm just not interested\f
in ordinary guys like you...
I don't think we'll meet again.
Let's go, Smeargle!
# 0_49 Smeargle: Arg! Smearg!
# 0_50 Just as the results of
battle don't follow a set pattern,\f
relationships between people don't\f
always go how you would expect.
# 0_51 Sometimes you must endure
a painful parting because you care!\f
That's another form love takes!
# 0_52 Smeargle: Arg... Argle argle...
# 0_53 Barbara: Tsk. What?
You're terrible!\f
Beating up my little Smeargle like that!
Seriously! I can't believe you!
I'm sorry. I never want to see you again.\f
You are so rude!
# 0_54 VAR(256, 1): Rude?
I'm a terrible guy?\f
Barbara, you're so tough!
Eh heh heh... Eh heh heh heh...
That's what's great about you!
# 0_55 Just as crazy things happen
in the world of battling,
you never know what is
going to happen in relationships.
# 0_56 Some people take painful and
cruel treatment with joy!\f
That's another form love takes!
# 0_57 Barbara: What is it about you?
I can't figure you out...
# 0_58 VAR(256, 1): Hee hee.
# 0_59 Barbara: Just getting involved won't work.
The only thing to do with guys\f
like you is leave...
# 0_60 VAR(256, 1): Hey! No way!
Pay attention to me!
# 0_61 Smeargle: Smearrrrgle!
# 0_62 VAR(256, 1): I won't give up!
I'll get you to turn my way!
# 0_63 Just as the results of
battle don't follow a set pattern,
relationships between people don't
always go how you would expect.
# 0_64 Not giving up on love,
even if they won't look your way...\f
That's another form love takes!
# 0_65 Barbara: What was that now?
# 0_66 VAR(256, 1): Um... Er...
It was...Attract...
# 0_67 Barbara: Ha ha...
You thought you could change
my mind with Attract?
What a fool...
# 0_68 VAR(256, 1): I'm...
I'm sorry...
# 0_69 Barbara: ...
# 0_70 VAR(256, 1): Oohhh...