# 0_0 Actress
# 0_1 Enigma
# 0_2 E: Well...
The basic functionality
shouldn't be bad, but...
# 0_3 E: If this test shows no problem
with durability...
# 0_4 E: Hmm...
# 0_5 E: OK.
The test is almost complete.
Use the Zap Cannon to stop the UFO!
# 0_6 VAR(256, 1): Um, why do you have a UFO?
And what are we going to do with it?
# 0_7 E: Next, I'll test the abilities of
the decoy UFO I developed.
Are you ready, VAR(256, 1)?
# 0_8 VAR(256, 1): What?
Test?
Decoy UFO...?
# 0_9 E: Save your questions for later.
Just follow my instructions.
You have a Pokémon, don't you?
# 0_10 VAR(256, 1): Huh?
Fight against the UFO?
# 0_11 E: Exactly.
The UFO is programmed to keep\f
attacking you.
# 0_12 VAR(256, 1): Bwuh?
That's not dangerous?
# 0_13 E: Tsk. Of course it's dangerous.
How else can you test properly?
Oh, and let me caution you...
The coating on the frame of this
UFO has not yet been perfected.
Damage from moves other than Zap Cannon
will ruin it.
So watch what you're doing! Got it?
# 0_14 VAR(256, 1): Got it!
# 0_15 E: Commence testing.
When you're ready,
begin attacking the UFO!
# 0_16 VAR(256, 1): Hmm.
The closer I look at it,
the more authentic it looks.
It doesn't seem any different from
a real UFO...
# 0_17 E: Pay attention, please!
Next, we'll test the functionality
of the shield system...
Focus energy from your
Pokémon on the UFO!
# 0_18 VAR(256, 1): On it!
# 0_19 E: Sounds good!
Give it all you've got!
# 0_20 VAR(256, 1): Eh? What?
# 0_21 E: Why are you so slow?
Quickly, now. Do as I say!
# 0_22 VAR(256, 1): Urk. Don't flip out...
# 0_23 E: I'm warning you, get focused.
Or I won't be responsible for\f
whatever happens...
# 0_24 E: OK, enough.
The test was successful.
# 0_25 VAR(256, 1): Phew...
What is this test for, exactly?
And what's the story of this decoy
you mentioned earlier? What's a decoy?
# 0_26 E: Certain creatures that live in groups
have a habit of gathering when they\f
see others of their kind...
Seeing one of them signals to the others
that it's safe to gather.
That one is called a decoy.
# 0_27 VAR(256, 1): I think I get it.
But what does that have to do with--
# 0_28 E: OK, listen. My research has clearly shown
that UFOs begin gathering once a place\f
appears to be safe...
# 0_29 VAR(256, 1): You mean, real UFOs will gather
next to a decoy UFO because\f
they think it's safe?
# 0_30 E: Exactly.
But there's more.
I'm not going to use the decoy UFO to
attract ordinary UFOs.
What I'm looking for is their mothership.
# 0_31 VAR(256, 1): Their mothership?
# 0_32 E: Right.
My objective is to lure the mothership--
think of it as the UFO boss.
If we can destroy the mothership,
the remaining UFOs will panic and retreat.
# 0_33 VAR(256, 1): Sounds like a plan!
# 0_34 E: Listen up, VAR(256, 1).
I've done the research and development.
So, your role in this plan...
As a member of the Unova Defense Force,
the destruction of the mothership\f
is up to you!
# 0_35 VAR(256, 1): I'm on board!
But, one thing I'm kind of wondering...
How do you know so much about UFOs?
# 0_36 E: What did I say about staying focused?
Don't ask questions you don't need
the answers to, VAR(256, 1).
You know your role.
Focus on making my plan a success!
# 0_37 E, the mysterious scientist, has provided
a meticulous analysis of the UFOs.
E and VAR(256, 1) now undertake a critical
mission to save humanity from the invaders!
# 0_38 VAR(256, 1): Pant...pant...
# 0_39 E: What seems to be the
problem, VAR(256, 1)?
The test is incomplete.
Now, get on your feet!
# 0_40 VAR(256, 1): That's all I've got.
I'm exhausted.
We don't know for sure that the planet's
about to be destroyed, do we?
It should be OK if we rest for a moment.
Urghhh. So tired.\f
So hungry and thirsty.
# 0_41 E: Your weakness surprises me.
I may have made a mistake
thinking I could count on you.
# 0_42 VAR(256, 1): Excuse me?!
You've got a mean mouth!
# 0_43 E: Enough!
Humanity's survival may be down to a few
remaining hours.
I need to find someone who can do the job!
# 0_44 VAR(256, 1): There she goes... Oh, well.
There's no Trainer stronger than me
anyway. So she'll be back sooner or later.
Oh, urgghhh...
So tired. Gotta take a break...
# 0_45 Not realizing that the scientist E had gone
for good, VAR(256, 1) fell soundly asleep.\f
Zzz... Zzz...
Hour upon hour passed.
While VAR(256, 1) snored and drooled, the
UFOs carried out their attacks unopposed.\f
And so, humanity perished...
# 0_46 VAR(256, 1): Urgh...urgh...
# 0_47 E: What's the matter?
The test hasn't been completed yet.
# 0_48 VAR(256, 1): Wait...
I don't have any Pokémon to fight with...
# 0_49 E: There's no other way, then.
VAR(256, 1)--fight the UFO!
# 0_50 VAR(256, 1): What?
# 0_51 E: If you try, you can do it.
Actually, you have to do it!
There's no other choice.
Now...attack the UFO!
# 0_52 VAR(256, 1): Are you crazy?
# 0_53 E: I'm starting the test now.
I won't let you leave until
we get the data we need.
# 0_54 With no Pokémon to help, VAR(256, 1)
tried to complete the test.
But a test with a human being alone could
not produce the data E needed.
As they tried again and again to complete
the test, swarms of UFOs descended.\f
And so, humanity perished...
# 0_55 VAR(256, 1): Oops!
Did I overdo it?
# 0_56 E: VAR(256, 1)!
# 0_57 VAR(256, 1): Yes?
# 0_58 E: What have you done?
You've ruined the UFO!
# 0_59 VAR(256, 1): Er, sorry.
# 0_60 E: Were you paying attention
to what I said?
# 0_61 VAR(256, 1): ...Sorry.
# 0_62 E: The fate of humanity
depends on this UFO!
There's no use in saying sorry!
# 0_63 VAR(256, 1): ...Sorry.
# 0_64 E: I don't want to hear you bleating
“sorry, sorry, sorry." Useless!
# 0_65 VAR(256, 1): S-sorry.
# 0_66 E: I expect you to pay the cost of repairs.
# 0_67 VAR(256, 1): Yeah, I guess.
# 0_68 E: Let's see. Repairing this UFO will cost
approximately $1,000,000,000.
# 0_69 VAR(256, 1): Wha...
Whaaaaat?!
# 0_70 E: I take it that you're unwilling to pay...
# 0_71 VAR(256, 1): I can't pay that!
# 0_72 E: Then, until you can pay off your debt,
you'll work as my assistant for free.
# 0_73 Having carelessly ruined the UFO developed
by the mysterious scientist E, VAR(256, 1) is\f
saddled with a debt too huge to ever repay.
She will be at E's beck and call
for the rest of her life.
# 0_74 UFO: Vwwwssssh!
# 0_75 VAR(256, 1): What's wrong?
Something is wrong with the UFO...
# 0_76 UFO: Vwwwssssh! Vwwwzzzzt!
# 0_77 E: Stop, VAR(256, 1)!
Don't use that move!
# 0_78 VAR(256, 1): Huh?
# 0_79 E: Wait, VAR(256, 1).
Never, ever use that move on the UFO!
# 0_80 VAR(256, 1): Got it, got it...
No need to get so mad.
# 0_81 E: Listen and remember.
This UFO is a highly developed machine.
That move could cause its control system\f
to malfunction.
# 0_82 VAR(256, 1): Got it.
(...Hmmm. Seems like the UFO has a
weak point when it comes to Gravity...)