# 0_0 Movie Star
# 0_1 World Police
# 0_2 Radio: HQ to Mecha Cop.
HQ to Mecha Cop.\f
Arrest the criminal\f
as soon as possible.
# 0_3 Radio: HQ to Mecha Cop.
HQ to Mecha Cop.\f
We have dispatched riot police.\f
Cooperate with them, and\f
carry out the mission.
# 0_4 Mecha Cop: Riot police have arrived...
# 0_5 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: All I want
is to run through town tonight\f
with VAR(258, 0).\f
Just for the thrill of it!
# 0_6 Mecha Cop: The Birdlime Machine Gun!
Apunten, ¡fuego!
# 0_7 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Whoa!
A-again?
You used a weapon again!
You're doing it on purpose, aren't you?
# 0_8 Mecha Cop: Argh, sorry about that.
I just wanted to try it out.
# 0_9 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: (...A guy like that
is a champion of justice...)\f
(...How appalling...)
# 0_10 Mecha Cop: I've got you cornered,
VAR(258, 0) Ninja!\f
Surrender!
# 0_11 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Argh...sigh...
Hey, Mecha Cop...
Yeah, you got me.\f
So will you grant my last request?
# 0_12 Mecha Cop: Well, what is it?
# 0_13 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Battle me!
# 0_14 Mecha Cop: In recognition of you as
my archenemy, VAR(258, 0) Ninja...
Challenge accepted!
Let's battle!\f
Séquence d'activation... Action!
# 0_15 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Let me go!
# 0_16 Mecha Cop: Even if he is a villain,
reaching out to him\f
if he asks for help...
...may also be justice...
# 0_17 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Ready to rock,
Mecha Cop?
# 0_18 Mecha Cop: Bring it!
This battle is for keeps!
# 0_19 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Heh!
It's been a long time since\f
I've had so much fun battling!
# 0_20 Mecha Cop: I labeled every criminal a villain.
Once someone has a label slapped on them,\f
that label becomes a signpost of how to\f
treat them. Thinking about it...
Once I labeled you a villain, I no longer
treated you like a fellow human being.
But criminals are still human beings.
Their crimes may be unforgivable, but\f
their human dignity must still be respected,\f
or there would be no way to tell the\f
difference between justice and injustice.
# 0_21 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: ...
Mecha Cop...?
# 0_22 Mecha Cop: Justice...
Real justice, that I can believe in...
# 0_23 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Mecha Cop...
By any chance, are you taking it easy on me?
# 0_24 Mecha Cop: Time will be the judge of that...
# 0_25 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Get hold of yourself!
You represent the World Police,\f
and I'm a thief, a criminal, a villain!\f
We...are...enemies!
# 0_26 Mecha Cop: VAR(258, 0) Ninja.
Our battles have made me question\f
the definition of justice...
As a secret detective, I'm a failure.
The last thing that I can do for you is...
# 0_27 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Get a grip, crybaby!
My archenemy, Mecha Cop,\f
wouldn't show himself to be a pushover!
# 0_28 Mecha Cop: Protecting justice...
...A concept I no longer believe in.
Nothing really matters anymore...
# 0_29 Mecha Cop: I was trapped in a mechanical
framework of justice.\f
You've woken me up.\f
VAR(258, 0) Ninja...
# 0_30 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Gulp...
What are you trying to say?
# 0_31 Mecha Cop: But you are a thief.
I cannot forgive your crimes...
But...if you pay for your crimes,
then, together, we...
# 0_32 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Say no more!
# 0_33 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Wait...
What do you mean--nothing matters anymore?
# 0_34 Mecha Cop: Justice, evil...
A robot can't tell the difference.
Push my buttons, and I recite the
code of the World Police.
# 0_35 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: You...
You've changed...
# 0_36 Mecha Cop: Changed?
What do you mean?
All I've ever been is a cog in the wheel,
a mouthpiece for the World Police...
An antiseptic,
unemotional\f
robot.
# 0_37 Riot Police: Calling all members!
Apprehend the VAR(258, 0) Ninja immediately!
# 0_38 Mecha Cop: Wait.
He won't run away anymore...\f
Right? The...VAR(258, 0)...Ninja...
# 0_39 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Heh heh heh.
I lost, Mecha Cop...
# 0_40 Mecha Cop: Mission accomplie.
Now, VAR(258, 0) Ninja,
it's time for you to pay for your crimes.\f
Ready to turn over a new leaf...?
# 0_41 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: ...
...
Thanks...
# 0_42 Thus, the VAR(258, 0) Ninja, who escaped
prison so many times before, went to prison\f
at the hands of Mecha Cop.
And the VAR(258, 0) Ninja never again
attempted escape...so they say...
# 0_43 Then, several years later...
The secret detective, Mecha Cop,
who protects citizens from crime,
has a new partner at his side.
A partner by the name of...The VAR(258, 0)!
Listen to your human side, Mecha Cop!
Condemn the crime, not the criminal.
# 0_44 Mecha Cop: I lost. I failed.
Schluss, aus, finito!\f
Go! Run! Get away!
# 0_45 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Mecha Cop!
I'm disappointed in you.
# 0_46 Mecha Cop: After all, I'm just...
...a cyborg.\f
I lost my heart a long time ago.
What...?
...\f
Tears, idle tears...\f
I know not what they mean...
# 0_47 Thus, The VAR(258, 0) Ninja, who escaped
from prison so many times before...escaped\f
from Mecha Cop's grasp once again.
Soon after, Mecha Cop left the World Police,
and The VAR(258, 0) Ninja
ceased his life of thievery.
Is this what you wanted, Mecha Cop?
Someday, your heart will\f
tell itself what to do.
# 0_48 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Sweet freedom!
As for the World Police--so predictable!
No matter how many secret detectives
you send after me,\f
you can't catch me!
# 0_49 Riot Police: There he is! Stop him!
# 0_50 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Farewell,
ladies and gentlemen of the World Police!
# 0_51 Riot Police: Wha... Amazing!
He flew! How did he do that?
# 0_52 Mecha Cop: VAR(258, 0) Ninja!
Wait! ...Wait!
# 0_53 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja, who escaped
from prison so many times before...\f
escaped from Mecha Cop's grasp once more.
# 0_54 Fifty years pass...
The spry VAR(258, 0) Ninja
is still running, and Mecha Cop, nearly ready\f
for the scrap heap, is still chasing him,\f
and running...and escaping...\f
and chasing...and...
Take a break already, Mecha Cop!
Somebody, make them stop!
# 0_55 Riot Police: Woot!
We'll catch the VAR(258, 0) Ninja!
# 0_56 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: I think not...
I'll never be captured by the likes of you...
# 0_57 Mecha Cop: Stop!
Even when facing a villain,
it's not fair to interrupt a
one-on-one Pokémon battle!\f
For shame!
# 0_58 Riot Police: We're sorry,
Mecha Cop...
# 0_59 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Heh! No kidding!
Everybody wants a free pass to get\f
away with unfair things like that.
After all, what you call justice is...
# 0_60 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Obsolete.
# 0_61 Mecha Cop: That's not true!
Whenever, wherever, and whoever
makes the effort to do the right thing--\f
he or she can be a champion of justice!
VAR(258, 0) Ninja!
Know what? You're no exception yourself.
# 0_62 The VAR(258, 0) Ninja: Old fashioned.
# 0_63 Mecha Cop: Wh-what?
A simple trench coat over a metal body--\f
I'm as fashion forward as I can get.
You're the one in need of a
costume intervention, VAR(258, 0) Ninja!