Dimi

I'm still sold on a baby cow and beetle.

Male Cow ---> Tauros

Female Cow ---> Miltank

Beetle with higher Def ---> Pinsir

Beetle with higher SpDef ---> Heracross

Now how epic would those be =)

I had to go with Lugia on this one. Back in GSC it was the first bird I got. Ho-oH was Uber hard to get in Crystal and I couldn't get Gold =( Also, Lugia's Aeroblast was the best looking move back in Gen ll while Sacred Fire was meh =/

Finally, Platinum Sprites!!! Took me a while to figure out how to do this but it worked eventually. Its gonna be fun seeing the HG/SS Gyarados all over the place

Is it me, or does the area northwest of Cianwood look like a Safari Zone or something similar?

Wow my prediction skills even amaze me sometimes...

Mew two > Mew all the way. Seriously mewtwo was the strongest pokemon for over 10 years. It took game freak so long to finally make a pokemon stronger than it. Also in RBY, nothing was able to beat Amnesia Mewtwo.

I'll go get a gang of Gyarados, Salamence, Tyranitar and wreak havoc on innocent villaers that live in the middle of nowhere. Then i would make them my prisoners and try to conquer the 20acre area =/

How can you not love this little thing?

Anyway, the only reason I see Jolt as the best eeveelution is Volt Absorb and base 130 speed. Volt Absorb is an amazing ability and really helps offensive teams with an Electric Immunity and also with base 130 speed it can outrun a lot of things. Also, Specs + Jolt = 0wnage.

Wow. I can't believe Meteor Mash hit that many times -.- For me it usually hits once then misses next turn. Also, I did a sweep like this before, But mine was alternating Mashes/Bullet Punches. Still epic though.

Wraith you only won because you're a hax0rz. Was a really good battle anyway. Also Physcially defensive mewtwo is so wierd... Also that Mewtwo is taunt bait. At least have a move on it >.>

I just can't choose. They're both so epic. One is devastating in the sun the other in the rain. Evil Tree =/= Deformed Mexican Duck =/

Vileplume all the way =/ Good defenses and decent SpAtk.

Also Vileplume Subseeds way better than Victreebel

All time most favorite shiny:

Other ones that i like:

The most ugliest things in life:

Tentacruel

Ho-oh for OU? Seriously? 130 Atk, 154 SpD, Roost, Recover and lets not forget its 110 SpA.

These are my damage calcs.

Ho-oH Sacred Fire vs 252 Hp/Def Scizor

With Choice Band:

591 Atk vs 328 Def & 344 HP (100 Base Power): 780 - 916 (226.74% - 266.28%)

With Life Orb:

394 Atk vs 328 Def & 344 HP (100 Base Power): 672 - 792 (195.35% - 230.23%)

No way Scizor could've had Occa because it said CB in the description.

Dimi, you too? o_O

Uh oh, pokemonfan is becoming uber!

LOL. BTW Pokemon don't die in battles Pokemonfan. I hope you know that... they only faint. Or else I would never be battling

Lets try to ban his Floatzel like you guys tried to ban my Gyara >.>

Also, if pokemon died i think we would all be 1st degree murderers

Blaziken all the way. Also, Infernape doesn't outclass Blaziken. Blaziken runs a Specs and Band set way better. Also, it gets Agility so the speed isn't an issue. Also Infernape was very unoriginal. They made it look like an overhyped retarded skinny offspring of Blaziken and Slaking.

When i battled him with my Raikou team, I got owned =( At least i know that Raikou can takes a Specs Surf from Floatzel

Ok, I think I'll try rating this. Gyarados and Salamence have a field day with this team. They can switch in and out whenever they want without fearing Stealth Rock. Also I see a pretty big stall weakness. Nothing on your team can beat SkarmBliss without having to switch out a lot. If the other team has their entry hazards 4 / 6 members will be taking 37% every time they switch in. First of all, to help with your Entry hazard problem I suggest making Metagross your lead.

Metagross @ Occa Berry

Adamant (+Atk, -SpA)

252 Hp / 236 Atk / 20 Spd

• Stealth Rock
  
• Bullet Punch
  
• Earthquake
  
• Explosion / Meteor Mash
  

Stealth Rock makes Gyarados and Salamence takes 25% damage when they switch in and helps with random pokemon holding Focus Sash. Bullet Punch 2hko's both Aerodactyl and Azelf, so if they Taunt you you don't have to worry about Stealth Rock for the rest of the match. Earthquake followed by Bullet Punch lets you beat Lead Infernape. Explosion is to boom and hopefully take something out with you, or you can go with Meteor Mash for a stronger STAB. Now for you Salamence I suggest you try this set.

Salamence @ Life Orb

Rash Nature (+SpA, -SpD)

80 Atk / 252 SpA / 176 Spd

• Roost
  
• Draco Meteor
  
• Brick Break
  
• Fire Blast / Flamethrower
  

Roost is very useful because you can recover both Stealth Rock and Life Orb damage. Draco Meteor puts a big dent in almost anything that switch ins. Brick Break 2hko's Blissey which is nice if you hit when it switches in. It aslo 1hko's Max Hp Tyranitar with SR in play. Fire Blast / Flamethrower lets you hit what Brick Break and Draco Meteor can't. Seeing as how Heatran can't handle Max speed JollyGyara i think you should make Latias your Scarfer.

Latias @ Choice Scarf

Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)

80 Hp / 252 SpA / 176 Spd

• Trick
  
• Draco Meteor
  
• Thunderbolt
  
• Surf
  

With 176 Speed Evs you can outrun any +1 base 100. Mostly DDmence and max Speed Jolly Flygon. 252 SpA evs are there to hit as hard as possible and the rest went into Hp for some bulkyness. Trick is useful if you dont want the scarf anymore. Draco Meteor is obvious and Surf + Thunderbolt finish this set by getting perfect coverage.

Scizor is also good but change his Evs to 248 Hp / 252 Atk / 8 Spd. With 248 Evs in Hp he'll take less damage from SR on hid 2nd time switch in. Also I suggest you cange Pursuit for Quick Attack so you won't be set up bait for SD Luke and don't have to worry much about Gyarados walling this set. Also with Quick Attack you can revenge kill Infernape, and have a chance of koing SubPeteya Empoleon after his berry boost.

I really don't see what Kingdra is doing with Sub. Sure it blocks status but i think he'll benefit more from a more offensive set.

Kingdra @ Life Orb / Leftovers

Naughty Nature (+Atk, -SpD)

252 Atk / 24 SpA / 232 Spd

• Outrage
  
• Waterfall
  
• Dragon Dance
  
• Hydro Pump
  

This set makes Kingdra hit as hard as possible. Outrage and Waterall are only resisted by Empoleon who your other members can handle. Dragon Dance boosts your stats and Hydro Pump can 2hko Skarmory who completely walls this set.

As for Heatran I suggest trying out a Life Orb set which can also help with Stall.

Heatran @ Life Orb

Naive Nature (+Spd, -SpD)

4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spd

• Fire Blast
  
• Earth Power
  
• Hidden Power Grass / Explosion
  
• Taunt
  

The best thing about this set is Taunt. With Taunt you can laugh in Blisseys face as it comes in and tries to status or heal itself. Fire Blast is STAB. Earth Power gets good coverage with Fire Blast. The choice between Hp Grass owns Swampert. Or you can go with Explosion if you decide you rather not have Blissey wall you. Taunt + Explosion kills inexperienced Blissey users.

Anyway good luck with your team.

I think you guys all know what my Dream team is.

You sure? I don't know if +2 Attack BulkyGyara can OHKO Rhyperior, but I've got a feeling his Stone Edge will one-shot you. [/color][/size][/font]

Well, a +2 108 Atk Ev Waterfall from Gyarados does 104% - 123% to a 252 Hp / Def Impish Rhyperior w/ Solid Rock =)

EDIT: Dimi, here's your sig.

I have the blank one (no name) so if anyone wants a Shiny Gyarados sig, I'll stick their username into the blank one.

Omg! That looks amazing! Ty again Narwhal for the sig.

Hmmm These are ok, but not the best. Lugia's leg looks a little funky.

Entei has wierd shading but the pose is amazing. Ho-oh's wings are too big, its legs are to wide apart. Poor Ho-oh.

Ekans

I'm kind of being picky with this one, I was wondering if i could get a sig with this Gyarados in a lake looking background with my name in the bottom right.

So its been proven, Penguins own Turtles...

Anyway, nice but wierd warstory. I never knew you could battle yourself.