Ban the person above you! (Not really)

[darkrai No. 1]

You're banned because this game is all about me telling me why I banned you; technically everyone whose been "banned" is for this reason/

Dear 0660,

You have drawn to mine and randomspot555 attention that you're a human. You'll will be banned for a week and after you will say sorry and give me 7-up.GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

Regards,

darkrai No. 1

[0660]

You're banned for having a Darkrai signature.

[Tbird]

Yeah, and I'm banning you because you confused the holy hell out of me ol' chap.

[Zelragos]

You are banned because I don't know what confuses you...And that because I haven't read the posts that have been posted after the previous post I made

[RenegadeShroom]

You're banned for having the : O emoticon in your post.

[0660]

You're banned for pointing out the obvious.

[darklord]

dear 0660 you are being banned for using a wired font that no one can translate

[0660]

Dear "darklord,"

It has come to my attention that you have called the font that I use "wired" presumably you meant "weird". No matter the spelling, it was to insult my darling italicized Arial Narrow. I require you to apologize unless you want a perma-ban. Whether or not you apologize, you are still banned for 3 weeks. This can be extended and retracted to my liking.

If you so decide to insult my lovely font again, I will have to delete your account. If the insults continue after that, I will come to your house, and eat all of your food. If the insults continue once more, I will leave you alone forever. I cannot be held responsible for what Arial Narrow may do to you, however. Have a nice day.

Sincerely,

0660

[Tbird]

Banned because:

Aerial Narrow is pwned by Aerial Black.

Much like: 7 8 9.

[0660]

You're banned because you failed to realize that Arial Black is for barbaric people of the north. We must ready our front lines, not learn their ways.

[Tbird]

B**** I'm from the north and I'm coming down to ban ya' .

[0660]

You're banned because you literally just made me laugh out loud.

[Midna312]

You are banned because I thought RengandeShroom meant a Signature, not a avatar. That's why I thought he tricked me.

[RenegadeShroom]

You're banned for misunderstanding of my statement. Pshaw! All conversation is TERMINATED!

[Midna312]

You are banned because I have to go my school now. I'm in the 7th grade.

[darklord]

dear bowser ex we neglect to inform you that you are being banned for being a school... person

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Dear darklord,

You have received a Temporary 1 Week Ban from Project Pokemon Forums for Mini Modding and constantly using Improper Grammer.

May the force be with you.

[Midna312]

You are banned because my bus is late...

[Tbird]

You're banned because:

A) You're unlucky

B) I feel like it

C) all of the above... JUST MOAR.

G'day to ya lassy.

[Midna312]

Tbird,

You are banned because my thre bus company told me I have to go on the go on a differant bus from now on, the one that came to my house that was late...

[Tbird]

You're banned for making about as much sense as a one legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

[Midna312]

You are banned because I have a Reshiram.

[Tbird]

You banning me for that is like ...

I dunno.

Me banning you because I have a cover of Depeche Mode's Enjoy the Silence.

On a totally different tangent, though somewhat relevant to the post in hand; is it just me or do Depeche Mode songs always sound better when someone else is covering them?

[5H4D0W]

Banning Tbird Because He Is Cool & Listens To Rock music

[Tbird]

You are banned by my over-inflating ego .

I'd give a reason - but the ego is uncontrollable and unquestionable .

This again.