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(Wraith89 v. randomspot555) Shoddy Warstory

(Paul v. Ash Ketchum) Shoddy Warstory

Based off a battle in the anime...

Rules:

What rules? Paul does not play by rules!

Pokemon:

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(Poorly acted by: Wraith89)

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(Wonderfully acted by: randomspot555)

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torterra.gif v staraptor.gif

wRAITh89 sent out Torterra (lvl 100 Torterra ?).

randomspot555 sent out Staraptor (lvl 100 Staraptor ?).

Staraptor's intimidate cut Torterra's attack!

randomspot555: IM GONNA SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FRIENDHIP PAUL

wRAITh89: PFHH. Pathetic useless Pokemon.

wRAITh89: They are all wimps.

ParaDoX65 has entered the room.

wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).

Staraptor used Whirlwind.

wRAITh89 switched in Weavile (lvl 100 Weavile ?).

Weavile is exerting its pressure!

---

This kid comes in thinking he can show me the power of friendship. What a loser. I will show him that Pokemon is all about power.

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weavile.gif v staraptor.gif

wRAITh89: Is that the best you've got?

Weavile used Icy Wind.

It's super effective!

Staraptor lost 39% of its health.

Staraptor's speed was lowered.

Staraptor used Close Combat.

It's super effective!

Weavile lost 255% of its health.

wRAITh89's Weavile fainted.

Staraptor's defence was lowered.

Staraptor's special defence was lowered.

---

Grrr... my Weavile... is a weakling. I forgot the loser got Close Combat on that bird when it evolved. Well, no matter. I shall destroy it.

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electabuzz.gif v staraptor.gif

wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).

randomspot555: yeah remember my staraptor learned close combat against your hounchkrap

wRAITh89: Oh... stupid Weavile

wRAITh89: Useless little pile of trash

randomspot555: STARAPTOR LETS GO

randomspot555: BRAVE BIRD

Electabuzz used Thunder.

It's super effective!

Staraptor lost 239% of its health.

randomspot555's Staraptor fainted.

---

Ha. Chipped the birdy with a jolt of a little taste of THUNDER. We will win this battle.

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electabuzz.gif v gliscor.gif

wRAITh89: Ha ha!

randomspot555: ...

wRAITh89: Fry that bird to death Electabuzz!

randomspot555 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).

randomspot555: Glsicor, I know you've like never won a battle against the weakest opponents

randomspot555: but IM COUNTING ON YOU

wRAITh89 switched in Torterra (lvl 100 Torterra ?).

Gliscor used Fire Fang.

It's super effective!

Torterra lost 33% of its health.

---

Oh that thing again? Pssh... my Gliscor is stronger. But that weakling is nowhere in my belt. Let's go, Torterra.

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torterra.gif v gliscor.gif

wRAITh89: Your Gliscor is pathetic

wRAITh89: Let's go Torterra!

Gliscor used X-Scissor.

It's super effective!

Torterra lost 45% of its health.

Torterra used Giga Drain.

Gliscor lost 36% of its health.

Torterra absorbed health!

Torterra restored 16% of its health.

---

Hm. This loser apparently knows what type advantages are. Sap it of its energy Torterra! Giga Drain!

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torterra.gif v gliscor.gif

randomspot555: no you cant take my health

randomspot555: THTS CHEATING

wRAITh89: I never play fair Ash!

AlphaBeta has entered the room.

wRAITh89 switched in Ursaring (lvl 100 Ursaring ?).

Gliscor used U-turn.

Ursaring lost 26% of its health.

randomspot555 switched in Pikachu (lvl 100 Pikachu ?).

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Screw the rules I have money! Erm, I mean, screw the rules I have Giga Drain!

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ursaring.gif v pikachu.gif

randomspot555: ok pikachu THUNDER ARMOR

Pikachu used Volt Tackle.

Ursaring lost 43% of its health.

Pikachu was hit by recoil!

Pikachu lost 22% of its health.

Ursaring used Slash.

Pikachu lost 154% of its health.

randomspot555's Pikachu fainted.

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Fool! Thunder Armor only works on Swellows! Now you shall perish.

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honchkrow.gif v grotle.gif

Fallen has entered the room.

wRAITh89: Weakling

randomspot555: ...

randomspot555: PIKACHU!!!!

Fallen: random v. wraith

Fallen: epic

wRAITh89: How dare you show your face you annoying little rat

randomspot555 switched in Grotle (lvl 100 Grotle ?).

wRAITh89 switched in Honchkrow (lvl 100 Honchkrow ?).

Grotle used Rock Climb.

Honchkrow lost 38% of its health.

Honchkrow became confused!

---

... that idiot got lucky. I shall now attempt to use Sky Attack.

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honchkrow.gif v grotle.gif

randomspot555: hah

randomspot555: its confused

randomspot555: JUST LIKE YOUR SOUL

wRAITh89: Grrr

wRAITh89: Show him what you've got Honchkrow!

wRAITh89: SKY ATTACK!

Honchkrow is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Honchkrow lost 23% of its health.

Grotle used Energy Ball.

It's not very effective...

Honchkrow lost 16% of its health.

---

Hmph. Honchkrap is right. I just got unlucky.

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magmortar.gif v grotle.gif

wRAITh89: ... you weakling

wRAITh89 switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).

Grotle used Razor Leaf.

It's not very effective...

Magmortar lost 16% of its health.

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My newly evolved Magmortar shall deal with him. If I remember correctly, that Grotle is no longer as fast as it used to be.

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magmortar.gif v grotle.gif

randomspot555: oh no

randomspot555: you evolved your magmar

randomspot555: how'd you do it?!?!?!

wRAITh89: That's right.

wRAITh89: Off screen!

randomspot555: uh

Magmortar used Flamethrower.

It's super effective!

Grotle lost 126% of its health.

randomspot555's Grotle fainted.

---

Yes, I break the fourth wall. But never mind that. I burned his Grotle to crisp.

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electabuzz.gif v buizel.gif

wRAITh89: Your Grotle is no match for my Magmortar Ash

Fallen: toasted turtle

randomspot555: GROTLE youre supposed to be defensive now

wRAITh89: You should give up now

randomspot555: I NEVER GIVE UPYOU MEANIE

randomspot555: POKEMON ARE MY FRIENDS

randomspot555 switched in Buizel (lvl 100 Buizel ?).

wRAITh89: Pffh

wRAITh89: Who needs friends?

wRAITh89: Pokemon are tools!

wRAITh89: TOOLS for BATTLING!

wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).

Buizel used Rain Dance.

Rain began to fall!

The rain continues to fall.

---

A Buizel? Why does this fool not evolve his Pokemon...

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electabuzz.gif v buizel.gif

Buizel used Aqua Jet.

Electabuzz lost 35% of its health.

Electabuzz used Thunder.

It's super effective!

Buizel lost 271% of its health.

randomspot555's Buizel fainted.

The rain continues to fall.

---

The rain just gave my Electabuzz an advantage. 100% accurate Thunder. Crispy weak weasels...

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electabuzz.gif v monferno.gif

randomspot555 switched in Monferno (lvl 100 Monferno ?).

wRAITh89: Ha

wRAITh89: My useless Chimchar evolved under your hands I see

Fallen: what's with all the starters

wRAITh89: No matter.

randomspot555: OK MONFERNO LETS DO THIS SHOW PAUL WHO YOU REALLY ARE

wRAITh89: ... too weak...

wRAITh89: NOW DIE

Electabuzz used Thunder.

Monferno lost 83% of its health.

Monferno used Dig.

Monferno dug a hole!

The rain continues to fall.

---

Is that... the weakling I abandoned in episode 51? It seems to have evolved since. It shall feel Thunder... wait what? It lives? That's impossible!

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honchkrow.gif v monferno.gif

wRAITh89 switched in Honchkrow (lvl 100 Honchkrow ?).

Monferno used Dig.

It doesn't affect Honchkrow...

The rain continues to fall.

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Ha! You used Dig knowing that I had a Honchkrow waiting in the wings? Shame on you Ash Ketchum.

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honchkrow.gif v monferno.gif

wRAITh89: Oh no you don't!

Monferno used Mach Punch.

Honchkrow lost 26% of its health.

wRAITh89's Honchkrow fainted.

The rain stopped.

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. . . Honchkrap. Remind me to get rid of you sometime.

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electabuzz.gif v monferno.gif

wRAITh89: ...

wRAITh89: Useless Honchkrow

randomspot555: WE CAN TOTALLY COME BACK FROM THIS

Fallen: hahahaha

wRAITh89: First Staraptor

wRAITh89: Now this?

dpmo has entered the room.

dpmo: gasp

wRAITh89 switched in Electabuzz (lvl 100 Electabuzz ?).

wRAITh89: Eat this former Pokemon of mine

Fallen: wraith will lose!!!

randomspot555: monfoerno mach punch this buzz into the ground!

wRAITh89: Who is wraith?

wRAITh89: My name is PAUL!

Monferno used Mach Punch.

Electabuzz lost 27% of its health.

Electabuzz used Thunderpunch.

Monferno lost 58% of its health.

randomspot555's Monferno fainted.

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Now rest in peace... weakling.

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electabuzz.gif v gliscor.gif

randomspot555 switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).

wRAITh89: I shall be the GREATEST POKEMON trainer in the world!

dpmo: are you guys role playing?

dpmo: Lol.

Electabuzz used Brick Break.

It's not very effective...

Gliscor lost 9% of its health.

Gliscor used Fire Fang.

Electabuzz lost 37% of its health.

Electabuzz's Static paralysed Gliscor!

---

It is that weak? You will evolve one day Electabuzz, and then I shall make you powerful! Also, Static means the weakling is doomed.

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magmortar.gif v gliscor.gif

wRAITh89: HA

randomspot555: STUPID ABILITIES

Fallen: wait

randomspot555: when i started out pokemon didn't even have genders

Fallen: you guys actually made these teams...

Fallen: morons

dpmo: LOL

dpmo: Omg

wRAITh89: Who are you calling a moron weakling?

dpmo: I just noticed

dpmo: Ash vs Paul

dpmo: Lolz

wRAITh89 switched in Magmortar (lvl 100 Magmortar ?).

Gliscor is paralysed! It can't move!

---

This is even better. I make a perfectly safe switch in. This loser is hopeless now.

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magmortar.gif v gliscor.gif

dpmo: Ash you be gettin owned, son

wRAITh89: Your time ends now, Ash Ketchum.

Fallen: You're not talking to your pokemon properly!

wRAITh89: Any last words?

Fallen: If you did they would be able to beat anything!

randomspot555: um

randomspot555: SHAKE OFF THE PARALYSIS GLISCOR

dpmo: Can you guys do a rematch? I didnt see it all :'(

randomspot555: now go, Fly Wing attack now!

Magmortar used Flamethrower.

Gliscor lost 63% of its health.

randomspot555's Gliscor fainted.

wRAITh89 wins!

Hmph. That was easier than I thought. Remember everyone, Pokemon are only for power. There is no heart of the card cra- oh. I mean, there is no such thing as being friends with your Pokemon! Weed out the weaklings and only raise the strongest and you will be on the road to greatness!

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Fallen: now use hydro pump

wRAITh89: Hmph

wRAITh89: Pathetic fool.

wRAITh89: You are no match for me. Ever.

randomspot555: NO

randomspot555: dun dun dun dun

randomspot555: *crys*

wRAITh89: Pokemon are merely tools for battling, you fool.

dpmo: You guys still watch the anime?

randomspot555: ILL BEAT YOU IN THE LEAGUE PAUL

randomspot555 has left the room.

wRAITh89: Heh.

wRAITh89: We shall see.

FAQs

1) This is not like you wraith.

For the last time who is wraith? My name is Shinji, and I will be the greatest Pokemon trainer of all times!

2) Wait wait wait. So you finally did the whole anime battle with randomspot555?

Randomspot555? No no no. That loser there is Satoshi, and of course we would have this epic battle sometime. I just could not wait to squish that little yellow rat into pulp!

3) Why don't you know your Pokemon's genders?

I don't know... I don't check under my Magmortar to see if it is a boy or a girl. I'm sure that loser doesn't either... or does he? I have no idea... and I don't care.

4) What?! How in the world did Ash lose?

For not evolving his Pokemon obviously. And do you REALLY want to see what he does during the times he is SUPPOSED to be training his Pokemon? It is obvious why he is so weak...

 

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Crossdressing again, wimp?

Thanks to:

randomspot555: For organizing this whole thing.

You: For reading

Weaklings:

Ash's Pokemon: You call those fighting fit?

Weavile: Swords Dance + Icy Wind does not work...

Honchkrap: I have to get rid of you sometime...

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3) Why don't you know your Pokemon's genders?

I don't know... I don't check under my Magmortar to see if it is a boy or a girl. I'm sure that loser doesn't either... or does he? I have no idea... and I don't care.

xD Hilarious...erm. Shinji. I was laughing so much while reading this...:biggrin:

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