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How to Make a Snorlax Fly (and other strange phenomena)

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(Idiot 1 v. Idiot 2) Shoddy Warstory

This is how you can also have fun. There are other ways to play than to play competitively people :tongue:

Rules:

Rules: Sleep Clause, Species Clause, No Items, Metronome Only Clause, No Pressure Pokemon

Pokemon: (In order of appearance)

Idiot 1

snorlax.gifsableye.gifkecleon.gifjynx.giftogekiss.gifgengar.gif

Idiot 2

clefable.gifblissey.giftogekiss.gifmunchlax.gifsnorlax.gifmew.gif

 

snorlax.gif v clefable.gif

Idiot 1 sent out Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

Idiot 2 sent out Blob (lvl 100 Clefable ?).

Idiot 1: yay no items

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Gastro Acid.

Snorlax's ability was suppressed!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Sleep Powder.

Blob fell asleep!

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Clefable falls asleep!

snorlax.gif v clefable.gif

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 2: xD

Idiot 1: :D

Idiot 1: Magic guard's gone

Idiot 1: And NO switching :P

Blob is fast asleep!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Aurora Beam.

Blob lost 9% of its health.

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I had it wrong as you can see. My Thick Fat is gone, not Magic Guard.

snorlax.gif v clefable.gif

Idiot 2: yea yea i know >__>

Blob woke up!

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Hidden Power.

Snorlax lost 0% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Smellingsalt.

Blob lost 20% of its health.

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LOL. Hidden Power did 0%! Does Metronome screw up Hidden Power?

snorlax.gif v clefable.gif

dudemanEX has entered the room.

Idiot 1: Blob woke up! Blob used Metronome. Blob used Hidden Power. Snorlax lost 0% of its health.

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Double Team.

Blob's evasion was raised.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Splash.

But nothing happened!

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Splashy Splashy Splashy! Snorlax loves to splash!

snorlax.gif v clefable.gif

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 2: thats why his a blob xD

Idiot 1: lol

Idiot 2: and LOL spalsh

Idiot 1: And I get Splash

Idiot 1: X_X

Idiot 1: Splashing Snorlax

Idiot 2: splash*

Idiot 1: *splash splash*

Idiot 1: *eats*

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Memento.

Snorlax's attack was harshly lowered.

Snorlax's special attack was harshly lowered.

Idiot 2's Blob fainted.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Powder Snow.

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LOL. Clefable killed itself :P

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: lol

dudemanEX: I have a snorlax named Blob in my fire red game!

Idiot 2: X_X wth

Idiot 1: xD

Idiot 1: MEMENTO

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 2: wth does that do?

Idiot 1: awesome dudeman

Idiot 1: It kills you

Idiot 2: X_X

Idiot 1: But my attack/spa is harshly lwoered

Idiot 2 switched in Blub (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Idiot 1: So I'm doing almost no damage

Idiot 1: AHHHH

Idiot 1: Why her?

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Poison Tail.

Snorlax lost 2% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Spit Up.

But it failed to spit up a thing!

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Spit... come on Snorlax! It's not that hard to spit!

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: idk

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Defog.

Snorlax's evasion was lowered.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Amnesia.

Snorlax's special defence was sharply raised.

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Amnesia... regular move.

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 1: Snorlax used Metronome. Snorlax used Spit Up. But it failed to spit up a thing!

Idiot 2: xD

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Steel Wing.

Snorlax lost 4% of its health.

Blub's defence was raised.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Transform.

Snorlax transformed into Blub!

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Whoa! Apparently Blissey has wings! And Snorlax transformed!

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: WTH

Idiot 1: WTH

Idiot 1: Question mark?

Idiot 1: o_O

dudemanEX: WTH

Idiot 2: you see it too?

Idiot 2: yea

Idiot 1: Yeah

Idiot 1: :x

dudemanEX: bad egg or somthing?

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Shadow Punch.

It doesn't affect Blub...

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Air Slash.

Snorlax lost 6% of its health.

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Yeah, there was a glitch... and the picture ended up being a ? mark. And my luck blows here. Shadow Punch?

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Kinesis.

Snorlax's accuracy was lowered.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Grasswhistle.

Snorlax's attack missed!

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If you can't spit, how can you whistle? o_o

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: X_X

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Rock Tomb.

Snorlax's attack missed!

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Dynamicpunch.

It's super effective!

Snorlax lost 25% of its health.

Snorlax became confused!

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I miss and that nurse hits!

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Idiot 1: Once I run out of PP

dudemanEX has left the room.

Idiot 1: It's considered dead

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 2: i hitted xD

Idiot 1: :x

Idiot 2: then let it die :3

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Splash.

But nothing happened!

Snorlax is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Snorlax lost 5% of its health.

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Splash! Splash! Splash! Blissey used Splash!

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 1: Metronome has 95% accuracy

Idiot 1: WOW

Idiot 1: I use SPLASH again

Idiot 2: xD

Idiot 1: This is DEFINITELY my luck xD

Snorlax is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Snorlax lost 5% of its health.

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Rollout.

Snorlax lost 4% of its health.

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Rollout locks you in...

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: LOL

Blub used Struggle.

Snorlax lost 13% of its health.

Blub was hit by recoil!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

Snorlax snapped out of confusion!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Fly.

Snorlax flew up high!

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Rollout then takes the form of struggle... and then... Snorlax FLIES!!

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 1: FLYING Snorlax!!

Idiot 2: wth you are a flying big foot xD

Snorlax used Fly.

Snorlax's attack missed!

Blub used Struggle.

Snorlax lost 24% of its health.

Blub was hit by recoil!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

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Flying lug attack! It missed >.> Struggle got a bit too powerful :o

sableye.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 1: Snorlax snapped out of confusion! Snorlax used Metronome. Snorlax used Fly. Snorlax flew up high!

Idiot 2: why struggle?

Idiot 1: This is SO sig worthy

Idiot 1: idk

Idiot 1: Ok next poke

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 1: We switch

Idiot 2: wait

Idiot 1 switched in Sableye (lvl 100 Sableye ?).

Blub used Struggle.

Sableye lost 30% of its health.

Blub was hit by recoil!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

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Yeah, I wasn't supposed to do this...

snorlax.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 1: Switch X_X

Idiot 2: why in the hell it keeps on struggleing?

Idiot 1: idk

Idiot 2: i have 8 pps left...

Idiot 1: Roll out I guess

Idiot 1: Fine

Idiot 2: X_X

Idiot 1: I'll go back to Snorlax

Idiot 1: It has Struggle only

Idiot 1 switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

Blub used Struggle.

Snorlax lost 38% of its health.

Idiot 1's Snorlax fainted.

Blub was hit by recoil!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

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And that egg struggles while rolling... and takes out the big lug... goodbye Flying Snorlax :(

sableye.gif v blissey.gif

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 2: xD

Idiot 1 switched in Sableye (lvl 100 Sableye ?).

Blub used Struggle.

Sableye lost 108% of its health.

Idiot 1's Sableye fainted.

Blub was hit by recoil!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

Idiot 2's Blub fainted.

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Then the egg takes down another... while suiciding :P

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 1: o_O

Idiot 2: wth

Idiot 1: WHOA

Idiot 1: I don't get it :o

Idiot 2: wow im a struggleing undertaker xD

Idiot 1: o_O

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 2: now thats a sig metirail xD

Idiot 1 switched in Kecleon (lvl 100 Kecleon ?).

Idiot 2 switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).

Idiot 1: This is gonna be fun :P

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Psychic.

Kecleon lost 16% of its health.

Kecleon became the Psychic type!

Kecleon became the Normal type!

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Captivate.

But it failed!

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Kecleon became the Psychic type! Kecleon became the Normal type! Oh, make up your mind, you!

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 2: lol

Idiot 2: i loved the struggle part xD

Idiot 1: Kecleon became the Psychic type! Kecleon became the Normal type!

Idiot 1: What?

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Switcheroo.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Muddy Water.

Togekiss lost 13% of its health.

Togekiss's accuracy was lowered.

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Eh, nothing too special... but somebody dirtied up the showers >.>

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 2: maybe cause of metronome it got confused? :o

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Focus Punch.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Heal Bell.

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Focus Punch fails because Togekiss has no arms :D

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 1: Yeah

Idiot 1: ...

Idiot 2: wth why didnt i hit you? O_O

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Super Fang.

Kecleon lost 42% of its health.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Air Slash.

Togekiss lost 10% of its health.

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That thing has fangs?! O_O

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Dizzy Punch.

Kecleon lost 21% of its health.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Spacial Rend.

Togekiss lost 14% of its health.

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Kecleon stole Palkia's move! Signature move? Yeah right Palkia! This chameleon can do it too!

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Shadow Punch.

It doesn't affect Kecleon...

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Disable.

Togekiss was disabled!

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LOL. Disable on Metronome. I'm SO glad Kecleon remained a Normal type.

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 2: lol spacial rand xD

Togekiss used Struggle.

Togekiss's attack missed!

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Trick.

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Struggle missed? Fail xD

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 1: o_O

Idiot 1: Disable o_O

Idiot 2: here comes the sturggleing undertaker again :D

Togekiss used Struggle.

Kecleon lost 11% of its health.

Togekiss was hit by recoil!

Togekiss lost 25% of its health.

Kecleon became the Typeless type!

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Metal Claw.

Togekiss lost 14% of its health.

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Kecleon became the Typeless type! Whoa! Talk about contradiction!

kecleon.gif v togekiss.gif

Idiot 1: Kecleon became the Typeless type!

Idiot 2: LOL

Idiot 1: Wow

Idiot 1: We're getting SO much weird things here

Idiot 2: the mystical ???? type xD

Idiot 1: This is awesome!

Togekiss used Struggle.

Kecleon lost 10% of its health.

Togekiss was hit by recoil!

Togekiss lost 25% of its health.

Idiot 2's Togekiss fainted.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Rolling Kick.

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Kick me... hard!

kecleon.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 2: lol YEA

Idiot 2 switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Munchlax ?).

Idiot 1: X_X

Idiot 2: liked the name? xD

Idiot 1: :x

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Memento.

Snorlax's attack was harshly lowered.

Snorlax's special attack was harshly lowered.

Idiot 1's Kecleon fainted.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Mud-Slap.

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Memento... suicidal chameleon, you...

jynx.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 1: WTH

Idiot 2: xD

Idiot 1: I used Memento

Idiot 1: :P

Idiot 1 switched in Jynx (lvl 100 Jynx ?).

Idiot 2: lol but you had only 1% left thats lucky :o

Idiot 1: lol

Idiot 2: LADY GAGA xD

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Destiny Bond.

Jynx is trying to take its foe with it!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Snatch.

Snorlax waits for a target to make a move!

---

Then comes out Ms. Seductress...

jynx.gif v munchlax.gif

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Captivate.

Snorlax's special attack was harshly lowered.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Vital Throw.

Jynx lost 23% of its health.

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Ouch >:(

jynx.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 2: X_X

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Spike Cannon.

Snorlax lost 3% of its health.

Snorlax lost 3% of its health.

Snorlax lost 2% of its health.

Snorlax lost 2% of its health.

Hit 4 time(s)!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Toxic.

Jynx was badly poisoned!

Jynx is hurt by poison!

Jynx lost 6% of its health.

---

Apparently Lady Gaga is hiding spikes somewhere... she can shoot out spikes!

jynx.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 2: wow lol

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 1: This sucks xD

Idiot 2: where did you shoot spikes from your hair? O_O

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Hidden Power.

Snorlax lost 0% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Pain Split.

Snorlax lost 25% of its health.

Jynx restored 43% of its health.

Jynx is hurt by poison!

Jynx lost 12% of its health.

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Her Hidden Power is... zilch! She has none xD. But Munchlax... goes emo!! He cuts himself and heals Lady Gaga o_O

jynx.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 1: Jynx used Metronome. Jynx used Hidden Power. Snorlax lost 0% of its health.

Idiot 1: Er...

Idiot 2: forget that move to the other part where i heal you X_X

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Cosmic Power.

Jynx's defence was raised.

Jynx's special defence was raised.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Stone Edge.

It's super effective!

A critical hit!

Jynx lost 133% of its health.

Idiot 1's Jynx fainted.

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Ouch! Told you makeup does you no good Lady Gaga!

togekiss.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 1: X_X

Idiot 2: and now kills you X_X

Idiot 1 switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).

Idiot 2: him stuck on my 4th X_X i have blob blub togekiss and mew

Idiot 2: wth

Idiot 1: :P

Idiot 2: Snorlax used Metronome. Snorlax used Pain Split. Snorlax lost 25% of its health. Jynx restored 43% of its health.

Idiot 2: xD

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Rapid Spin.

Snorlax lost 4% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Grudge.

Snorlax is bearing a Grudge!

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Why Grudge? That'll deplete my PP once Munchy is dead!

togekiss.gif v munchlax.gif

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Copycat.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Luster Purge.

A critical hit!

Snorlax lost 29% of its health.

Snorlax's special defence was lowered.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Mega Kick.

Togekiss lost 17% of its health.

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Yeah Klaatu, you're right. Togekiss must be related to Latios after all... after copying Latios :P

togekiss.gif v munchlax.gif

Idiot 1: Why Grudge? :(

Idiot 2: wth

Idiot 1: Togekiss used Metronome. Togekiss used Copycat. Togekiss used Metronome. Togekiss used Luster Purge.

Idiot 2: Togekiss used Metronome. Togekiss used Copycat. Togekiss used Metronome. Togekiss used Luster Purge. X_X

Idiot 2: lol

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Dragon Pulse.

Snorlax lost 30% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Mega Drain.

It's not very effective...

Togekiss lost 1% of its health.

Snorlax absorbed health!

Snorlax restored 0% of its health.

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Dragon Pulse? Klaatu, you are SO right :o

togekiss.gif v snorlax.gif

Idiot 1: Once Grudge takes place

Idiot 1: Togekiss becomes useless

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Drill Peck.

Snorlax lost 16% of its health.

Idiot 2's Snorlax fainted.

Metronome lost its PP due to the Grudge!

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You have a beak Togekiss? I never noticed!

togekiss.gif v snorlax.gif

Idiot 2: xD dead man walkin xD

Idiot 1: yeah

Idiot 1: Wow

Idiot 1: This really showed my luck

Idiot 1: Pure toast X_X

Idiot 2 switched in Munchlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

Idiot 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Idiot 2: liked the name? :D

Togekiss used Struggle.

Munchlax lost 6% of its health.

Togekiss was hit by recoil!

Togekiss lost 25% of its health.

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Aqua Tail.

Togekiss lost 29% of its health.

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Apparently Munchlax, I mean Snorlax (what's with these names?) has a tail!

togekiss.gif v snorlax.gif

Togekiss used Struggle.

Munchlax lost 7% of its health.

Togekiss was hit by recoil!

Togekiss lost 25% of its health.

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Mimic.

Munchlax learned Struggle!

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LOL you learned Struggle xD

togekiss.gif v snorlax.gif

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 2: X_X wow talk about unlucky X_X

Togekiss used Struggle.

Munchlax lost 7% of its health.

Togekiss was hit by recoil!

Togekiss lost 25% of its health.

Idiot 1's Togekiss fainted.

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Sucker Punch.

But it failed!

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Sucker Punch failure! Togekiss faints X_X

gengar.gif v snorlax.gif

Idiot 2: wth lol

Idiot 1 switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).

Idiot 2: it didnt change it xD

Idiot 1: X_X

Idiot 2: WTH

Idiot 2: gengar can use metro?

Idiot 1: lol yeah

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Absorb.

Munchlax lost 5% of its health.

Gengar absorbed health!

Gengar restored 5% of its health.

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Vicegrip.

It doesn't affect Gengar...

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The evil ghost strikes! Let's suck some blood!

gengar.gif v snorlax.gif

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Twineedle.

Munchlax lost 4% of its health.

Munchlax lost 4% of its health.

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Wake-up Slap.

It doesn't affect Gengar...

---

I had NO idea Gengar was holding needles!

gengar.gif v snorlax.gif

Idiot 2: W_W

Idiot 1: lol

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Bone Rush.

Munchlax lost 4% of its health.

Munchlax lost 4% of its health.

Munchlax lost 4% of its health.

Munchlax lost 5% of its health.

Hit 4 time(s)!

Munchlax used Metronome.

Munchlax used Selfdestruct.

It doesn't affect Gengar...

Idiot 2's Munchlax fainted.

---

Nor did I know it had bones... and that lug exploded! Ha!

gengar.gif v mew.gif

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 2: LOL

Idiot 2: 3 normal and i end killing myself xD

Idiot 2 switched in Mew (lvl 100 Mew).

Idiot 1: More epic :D

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Bullet Punch.

Mew lost 7% of its health.

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Barrier.

Mew's defence was sharply raised.

---

Out comes out a Mew... now I am teh Scizors! Fear me wrath!

gengar.gif v mew.gif

Business has entered the room.

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Blast Burn.

A critical hit!

Mew lost 107% of its health.

Idiot 2's Mew fainted.

Idiot 1 wins!

LOL. What an epic way to finish the game!

Idiot 1: O_O

Idiot 1: LOL

Idiot 2: LOL

Idiot 1: Nice finish

FAQs

1) Wow. what is this?

A Metronome battle. The rules are simple... no items... and just use Metronome. Only Pokemon with Metronome are allowed. Plus you are not allowed to switch unless Metronome tells you to (U-turn/Baton Pass/Whirlwind/Roar etc...)

2) What Pokemon can learn Metronome?

Alakazam, Ambipom, Banette, Blissey, Celebi, Dusknoir, Gengar, Golem, Granbull, Hariyama, Hitmonchan, Hitmonlee, Hypno, Illumise, Jirachi, Jynx, Kecleon, Ludicolo, Machamp, Medicham, Mew, Mewtwo, Miltank, Minun, Mr. Mime, Plusle, Politoed, Poliwrath, Primeape, Sableye, Snorlax, Spinda, Togekiss, Ursaring, Volbeat

3) Are there any banned Pokemon?

Yes, Mewtwo, Dusclops and Dusknoir are banned simply because they possess the ability pressure... which would be an unfair advantage because Metronome only has 10-16 PP. Also, Mewtwo is too strong anyways.

4) Idiot 1 and Idiot 2? Which one is you?

It should be obvious...

5) U suck! U dun play compititivvvv! Use teh seezorz and teh mence!

Oh, I suck because I play for fun? Seriously, don't tell me how to play. I have my own ways of having fun... Also, you should try to find a way to play the game differently. There are many options... use it!

6) Who's the other idiot?

I think he doesn't want to be revealed...

7) What about that whole Klaatu thing?

He's just another member here making some strange reference about Pokemon conspiracy. No idea.

What we've learned

- Spacial Rend is NOT Palkia's signature move

- Togekiss has a beak and fangs

- Togekiss and Latios are related

- Lady Gaga should not wear makeup

- Snorlax has a tail made of water

- Gengar eats hot spicy chilly dogs

- Kecleon can't decide whether to be a Normal type or an Abnormal type

- Kecleon can become typeless

- Munchlax is Snorlax

- Snorlax is Munchlax

- Snorlax is emo

- Munchlax likes to blow up on ghosts

- Blissey has wings but cannot fly (and did drink Red Bull)

- Snorlax can fly but does not have wings (and did not drink Red Bull)

Thanks to:

Metronome: For being an awesome move to everyone except me

You: For reading :P

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How long'd you spend on this, all this dialogue?

And also, I loved it, I could imagine it as if it was a real battle!

EDIT: Actually i'm not exactly finished reading but i'm on the way and it's good so far.

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There's a lot of bugs on Shoddy. Metronome even selected moves that it wasn't supposed to pick, like Assist and stuff...

Struggle replaced a Metronome selected Rollout... yeah. Huge glitch indeed.

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lol you know my Metronome team...or should i say Suicidal team >__> and i didnt know your a PP member spark :D

I signed up yesterday. [noparse]:D[/noparse]

I think this metro battle was better than any I've had so far. [noparse]:D[/noparse]

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this is a great metronome battle between me and rednano12:

rednano12 sent out Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

UnderXRay sent out Pervert (lvl 100 Machamp ?).

wraith89 has entered the room.

rednano12: xD

rednano12: Normally I would switch...

wraith89: What strange moves will Pervert roll out with next?

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Yawn.

Blissey became drowsy!

Blissey used Metronome.

Blissey used Kinesis.

Pervert's accuracy was lowered.

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wraith89: Pervert's accuracy was lowered.

wraith89: LOL

UnderXRay: lol o yawned at you xD

ParaDoX65 has entered the room.

UnderXRay: i*

rednano12: Totally saving this log

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Air Slash.

Blissey lost 4% of its health.

Blissey used Metronome.

Blissey used Thundershock.

Pervert lost 9% of its health.

Blissey fell asleep!

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wraith89: Pervert used Metronome. Pervert used Yawn. Blissey became drowsy! Blissey used Metronome. Blissey used Kinesis. Pervert's accuracy was lowered.

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Ominous Wind.

It doesn't affect Blissey...

Blissey is fast asleep!

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rednano12: I need funny nicks

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Bite.

Blissey lost 20% of its health.

Blissey is fast asleep!

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Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Crabhammer.

Blissey lost 29% of its health.

Blissey is fast asleep!

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wraith89: Pervert used Bite.

wraith89: o_O

rednano12: Pervert used Crabhammer

rednano12: xD

UnderXRay: i told you his a pervert >__>

wraith89: xD

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Destiny Bond.

Pervert is trying to take its foe with it!

Blissey is fast asleep!

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wraith89: Well, your pervert, Ray >:D

wraith89: Pervert is trying to take its foe with it!

wraith89: O_O

UnderXRay: X_X

wraith89: That is creepy

UnderXRay: LOL

rednano12: Oh yeah!

ParaDoX65: xD

UnderXRay: im gonna post this one xD

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Brick Break.

It's super effective!

Blissey lost 73% of its health.

rednano12's Blissey fainted.

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UnderXRay: yay

rednano12: :(

rednano12 switched in Dusknoir (lvl 100 Dusknoir ?).

Dusknoir is exerting its pressure!

wraith89: Isn't Dusknoir banned?

rednano12: He is?

wraith89: For Pressure

UnderXRay: yes

rednano12: Oops...

wraith89: It's okay

rednano12: Oh...

UnderXRay: nvm

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Sleep Talk.

But it failed!

Dusknoir used Metronome.

Dusknoir used Needle Arm.

Pervert lost 20% of its health.

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wraith89: Just carry on :P

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Tail Whip.

Dusknoir's defence was lowered.

Dusknoir used Metronome.

Dusknoir used Snatch.

Dusknoir waits for a target to make a move!

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wraith89: Pervert used Tail Whip.

wraith89: X_X

rednano12: Pervert used tail whip

UnderXRay: lol

wraith89: I don't even want to know

wraith89: ...

rednano12: xD

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Guillotine.

It's a OHKO!

Dusknoir lost 100% of its health.

rednano12's Dusknoir fainted.

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UnderXRay: O_O

rednano12: -.-

wraith89: Wait What????

wraith89: Dusknoir's a ghost

rednano12 switched in Volbeat (lvl 100 Volbeat ?).

wraith89: ......

UnderXRay: *GETS KING HERE*

rednano12: OMGWTFBBQ

rednano12: Needs more floot

RJFLA has entered the room.

AbrienSliver has entered the room.

UnderXRay: Pervert used Metronome. Pervert used Guillotine. It's a OHKO! Dusknoir lost 100% of its health. rednano12's Dusknoir fainted.

UnderXRay: im the king now king :D

RJFLA: how many times have i gotten a OHKO

UnderXRay: about 5 X_X

Volbeat used Metronome.

Volbeat used Hammer Arm.

A critical hit!

Pervert lost 70% of its health.

Volbeat's speed was lowered.

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Power Trick.

Pervert swapped its stats!

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rednano12: xD

rednano12: DIE

wraith89: o_O

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Thief.

A critical hit!

Volbeat lost 29% of its health.

Volbeat used Metronome.

Volbeat used Endure.

Volbeat braced itself!

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UnderXRay: pervert takes 2 pokemon down :D

UnderXRay: LOL

UnderXRay: wth

wraith89: Pervert is scary

wraith89: :/

Pervert used Metronome.

Pervert used Guillotine.

It's a OHKO!

Volbeat lost 100% of its health.

rednano12's Volbeat fainted.

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wraith89: WHOAAA

UnderXRay: LOL

wraith89: O_O

rednano12: X_X

ParaDoX65: X_X

rednano12: I want a rematch after

wraith89: This one is definitely a warstoryable story

rednano12 switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).

UnderXRay: king you cant deny that one :D

Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Water Pulse.

Pervert lost 17% of its health.

UnderXRay's Pervert fainted.

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UnderXRay: finally X_X

wraith89: lol

rednano12: FINALLY

rednano12: DIE

UnderXRay: LOL

wraith89: Take the scary Pervert down

wraith89: >:D

UnderXRay: pervert took out 3 pokemon X_X

UnderXRay switched in Zipper (lvl 100 Banette ?).

rednano12: THIS IS THE SHODDY SERVEEER!

Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Stone Edge.

Zipper lost 38% of its health.

Zipper used Metronome.

Zipper used Leer.

Celebi's defence was lowered.

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Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Mirror Shot.

Zipper lost 22% of its health.

Zipper used Metronome.

Zipper used Perish Song.

Both Pokemon will faint in 3 turn(s)

Celebi's perish count fell to 3!

Zipper's perish count fell to 3!

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wraith89: This is madness!!

UnderXRay: LOL

wraith89: No switching

wraith89: :)

rednano12: :(

UnderXRay: and we cant switch out rednano :D

UnderXRay: lol

Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Swift.

It doesn't affect Zipper...

Zipper used Metronome.

Zipper used Safeguard.

Your team became cloaked in a mystic veil!

Celebi's perish count fell to 2!

Zipper's perish count fell to 2!

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rednano12: kk

rednano12: How does swift not hit but guillotine does?

UnderXRay: i told you i have a suicidal team xD

Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Endeavor.

It doesn't affect Zipper...

Zipper used Metronome.

Zipper used Toxic.

Celebi was badly poisoned!

Celebi is hurt by poison!

Celebi lost 6% of its health.

Celebi's perish count fell to 1!

Zipper's perish count fell to 1!

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UnderXRay: cause im a ghost? O_O

Celebi used Metronome.

Celebi used Heat Wave.

Zipper lost 36% of its health.

Zipper used Metronome.

Zipper used Bone Rush.

It's not very effective...

Celebi lost 5% of its health.

It's not very effective...

Celebi lost 5% of its health.

Hit 2 time(s)!

Celebi is hurt by poison!

Celebi lost 12% of its health.

Celebi's perish count fell to 0!

rednano12's Celebi fainted.

Zipper's perish count fell to 0!

UnderXRay's Zipper fainted.

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UnderXRay: lol

wraith89: :)

rednano12: Guilotine?

UnderXRay: im so posting this one xD

rednano12 switched in Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

UnderXRay switched in Richy (lvl 100 Jirachi).

rednano12: Fly baby, fly!

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Stun Spore.

Snorlax is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move!

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UnderXRay: LOL

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Power Gem.

Snorlax lost 9% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Night Slash.

Richy lost 18% of its health.

Your team is no longer protected by Safeguard!

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Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Brick Break.

It's super effective!

Snorlax lost 33% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Mimic.

Snorlax learned Metronome!

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rednano12: LOL

UnderXRay: xD

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Wring Out.

A critical hit!

Snorlax lost 19% of its health.

Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move!

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Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Double Team.

Richy's evasion was raised.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Faint Attack.

Richy lost 15% of its health.

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Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Spider Web.

Snorlax was trapped!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Bide.

Snorlax is storing energy!

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rednano12: I hope he survives this

UnderXRay: :x SpiderRichy SpiderRichy :3

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Mud Bomb.

Snorlax lost 9% of its health.

Snorlax's accuracy was lowered.

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Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Baton Pass.

wraith89: LOL

UnderXRay: wth

wraith89: Baton Pass

rednano12: xD

UnderXRay: LOL

UnderXRay switched in Blub (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

Snorlax unleashed energy!

Blub lost 25% of its health.

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rednano12: No switching!

Blub used Metronome.

Blub used Memento.

Snorlax's attack was harshly lowered.

Snorlax's special attack was harshly lowered.

UnderXRay's Blub fainted.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Horn Attack.

Snorlax's attack missed!

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wraith89: Well, you can't help it there

UnderXRay: X_X

wraith89: And lol

UnderXRay: i told you im suicidal >__>

wraith89: Ray's suicidal team ftw

rednano12: REVENGE!

UnderXRay switched in Blob (lvl 100 Clefable ?).

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Sludge.

Snorlax lost 8% of its health.

Snorlax is paralysed! It can't move!

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Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Yawn.

But it failed!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Psycho Shift.

Blob is paralysed! It may be unable to move!

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UnderXRay: X_X

rednano12: xD

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Secret Power.

Blob lost 17% of its health.

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Ember.

Snorlax lost 2% of its health.

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UnderXRay: wait what? O_O

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Mud Bomb.

Blob lost 4% of its health.

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Dragon Dance.

Blob's attack was raised.

Blob's speed was raised.

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UnderXRay: :D

UnderXRay: wth

UnderXRay: Fire fly used Metronome. Fire fly used Mirror Move. Fire fly used Metronome. Fire fly used Sleep Talk. But it failed!

UnderXRay: O_O

rednano12: I bet pervert wants to see you dragon dance

ParaDoX65: :P

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Sheer Cold.

Snorlax's attack missed!

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used Mist Ball.

Snorlax lost 9% of its health.

Snorlax's special attack was lowered.

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Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Dark Void.

Snorlax's attack missed!

Blob used Metronome.

Blob used U-turn.

Snorlax lost 15% of its health.

rednano12's Snorlax fainted.

UnderXRay switched in Richy (lvl 100 Jirachi).

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rednano12 switched in Clefable (lvl 100 Clefable ?).

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Psycho Cut.

It's not very effective...

Richy lost 3% of its health.

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Giga Drain.

Clefable lost 13% of its health.

Richy absorbed health!

Richy restored 6% of its health.

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Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Octazooka.

Richy lost 10% of its health.

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Present.

Clefable lost 39% of its health.

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Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Leaf Storm.

It's not very effective...

Richy lost 11% of its health.

Clefable's special attack was harshly lowered.

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Drain Punch.

It's super effective!

Clefable lost 47% of its health.

Richy absorbed health!

Richy restored 23% of its health.

---

rednano12: gg

AbrienSliver has left the room.

UnderXRay: man this was so funny xD

rednano12: log saved

UnderXRay: yea

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Sweet Scent.

Richy's evasion was lowered.

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Bulk Up.

Richy's attack was raised.

Richy's defence was raised.

---

UnderXRay: LOL

UnderXRay: its not over xD

rednano12: xD

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Earth Power.

It's super effective!

Richy lost 13% of its health.

Richy used Metronome.

Richy used Thunder.

Clefable lost 27% of its health.

rednano12's Clefable fainted.

UnderXRay wins!

wraith89: Sweet Scent

wraith89: I'd be more epic if...

RJFLA has left the room.

wraith89: Pervert used Sweet Scent.

UnderXRay: gg

wraith89: xD

wraith89: gg

ParaDoX65: gg

rednano12: gg

UnderXRay: everyone say POSTING

UnderXRay: POSTING :D

wraith89: POSTING

rednano12: PMSING

ParaDoX65: posting

rednano12: POSTING

wraith89: X_X

rednano12: X(

hits 2 times with guillotine..wow :D.

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I know >.>

And my last one with Para... EVERYONE takes ACID!!

"I used Acid. It's super effective!"

o_O

But one of the most epic ones...

"Pervert used Metronome. Pervert used Charm. I's attack harshly fell! I used Metronome. I used Lovely Kiss. Pervert fell fast asleep!"

I'm still grossed out by this Ray :/

"Pervert used Tail Whip." <--- O_O

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CuleX and I had a metronome battle. A lot of ubers moves came up, seed flare, magma storm, roar of time etc. And one move came up one too many times..

CuleX sent out Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

RJFLA sent out Poliwrath (lvl 100 Poliwrath ?).

Poliwrath used Metronome.

Poliwrath used Fury Cutter.

Snorlax lost 2% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Sleep Talk.

But it failed!

---

CuleX: I guess my Snorlax is a bit sleepy right now

CuleX: But not enough to sleep talk :/

Poliwrath used Metronome.

Poliwrath used Last Resort.

But it failed!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Needle Arm.

It's super effective!

Poliwrath lost 40% of its health.

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RJFLA: looks like it

Poliwrath used Metronome.

Poliwrath used Snatch.

Poliwrath waits for a target to make a move!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Icy Wind.

It's not very effective...

Poliwrath lost 4% of its health.

Poliwrath's speed was lowered.

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Poliwrath used Metronome.

Poliwrath used Hammer Arm.

It's super effective!

Snorlax lost 61% of its health.

Poliwrath's speed was lowered.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Quick Attack.

Poliwrath lost 21% of its health.

---

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Whirlwind.

RJFLA switched in Clefable (lvl 100 Clefable ?).

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CuleX: YAY

RJFLA: c'mon

CuleX: Whirling in the wind

RJFLA: HAX

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Dark Void.

Snorlax fell asleep!

Snorlax is fast asleep!

---

RJFLA: lol

CuleX: ...

RJFLA: metroHAX

CuleX: Darkrai strikes back

RJFLA: as clefable

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Charm.

Snorlax's attack was harshly lowered.

Snorlax is fast asleep!

---

CuleX: Oh great.

CuleX: This is a haxable

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Gravity.

Gravity intensified!

Snorlax woke up!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Defend Order.

Snorlax's defence was raised.

Snorlax's special defence was raised.

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Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Avalanche.

Snorlax lost 4% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Focus Blast.

It's super effective!

A critical hit!

Clefable lost 85% of its health.

---

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Wake-up Slap.

It's super effective!

Snorlax lost 15% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Endeavor.

But it failed!

---

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Rock Blast.

Snorlax lost 3% of its health.

Snorlax lost 3% of its health.

Snorlax lost 3% of its health.

Hit 3 time(s)!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Megahorn.

Clefable lost 26% of its health.

RJFLA's Clefable fainted.

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CuleX: Freaking snorlax.

RJFLA switched in Mew (lvl 100 Mew).

CuleX: First they fly, now they grow horns!

RJFLA: snorlax has a horn now?

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Rock Blast.

A critical hit!

Snorlax lost 15% of its health.

CuleX's Snorlax fainted.

Hit 5 time(s)!

Gravity returned to normal!

---

CuleX: It hit five times while hitting only once.

CuleX: No shit Sherlock

CuleX switched in Sableye (lvl 100 Sableye ?).

RJFLA: lol

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Stockpile.

Mew stockpiled 1!

Mew's defence was raised.

Mew's special defence was raised.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Megahorn.

It's super effective!

Mew lost 38% of its health.

---

CuleX: Another one with a newly-grown horn?

RJFLA: another megahorn??!?

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Constrict.

It doesn't affect Sableye...

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Rolling Kick.

Sableye's attack missed!

---

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Thunderbolt.

Sableye lost 46% of its health.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Megahorn.

It's super effective!

Mew lost 38% of its health.

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CuleX: WTF

RJFLA: wtf

CuleX: I've had it with megahorns!

RJFLA: 3 too many

CuleX: Use something like, dunno, Aeroblast.

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Dive.

Mew dove underwater!

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Hyper Fang.

Sableye's attack missed!

---

RJFLA: gotta love these battles'

RJFLA: very unpredictable

Mew used Dive.

Sableye lost 37% of its health.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Absorb.

Mew lost 4% of its health.

Sableye absorbed health!

Sableye restored 2% of its health.

---

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Sandstorm.

A sandstorm brewed!

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Spike Cannon.

Mew lost 4% of its health.

Mew lost 3% of its health.

Mew lost 3% of its health.

Hit 3 time(s)!

The sandstorm rages.

Mew is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Mew lost 6% of its health.

Sableye is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Sableye lost 6% of its health.

---

CuleX: Sandstorm, ugh

Mew used Metronome.

Mew used Seed Flare.

Sableye lost 54% of its health.

CuleX's Sableye fainted.

The sandstorm rages.

Mew is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Mew lost 6% of its health.

RJFLA's Mew fainted.

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CuleX: WTF

CuleX: Is this SHAYMIN or what?

RJFLA: oh god

RJFLA: UBERHAX

CuleX: Dark Void any Shaymin on your side.

CuleX: I've got MEGAHORN!

RJFLA: too many of them too

CuleX switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).

RJFLA switched in Granbull (lvl 100 Granbull ?).

Granbull's intimidate cut Gengar's attack!

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Spikes.

Spikes were scattered around the foe's team!

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Encore.

Gengar got an encore!

The sandstorm rages.

Gengar is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Gengar lost 6% of its health.

Granbull is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Granbull lost 6% of its health.

---

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Struggle.

Granbull lost 10% of its health.

Gengar was hit by recoil!

Gengar lost 25% of its health.

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Roar Of Time.

Gengar lost 36% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Gengar is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Gengar lost 6% of its health.

Granbull is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Granbull lost 6% of its health.

---

CuleX: Struggling in the rain

CuleX: WTF

CuleX: ROAR OF TIME?!

RJFLA: omg

CuleX: What drugs do your Pokemon take, srsly?

RJFLA: umm lets see

RJFLA: i think they take a drug that helps them get uber moves'

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Struggle.

Granbull lost 11% of its health.

Gengar was hit by recoil!

Gengar lost 25% of its health.

Granbull must recharge!

The sandstorm stopped.

---

CuleX: They smoke Gracidea, eat a bit of the adamant/griseous/nother stupid orb and a bit of Darkrai's flesh

Gengar used Metronome.

Gengar used Struggle.

Granbull lost 11% of its health.

Gengar was hit by recoil!

Gengar lost 25% of its health.

CuleX's Gengar fainted.

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Defense Curl.

Granbull's defence was raised.

---

CuleX switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).

RJFLA: O

RJFLA: M

RJFLA: G

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Sunny Day.

The sun began to shine!

Blissey used Metronome.

Blissey used Roar Of Time.

Granbull lost 41% of its health.

The sun continues to shine.

---

RJFLA: now u get Roar of time WTF

CuleX: Now mine start that stuff as well -.-

RJFLA: looks like u have the same drugs

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Mind Reader.

Granbull took aim at the foe!

Blissey must recharge!

The sun continues to shine.

---

CuleX: Now please no OHKO attack from your side...

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Slash.

Blissey lost 68% of its health.

Blissey used Metronome.

Blissey used Lovely Kiss.

Blissey's attack missed!

The sun continues to shine.

---

RJFLA: i would like that actually

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Megahorn.

Blissey lost 76% of its health.

CuleX's Blissey fainted.

The sun continues to shine.

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CuleX: Hah

CuleX: Another horn

RJFLA: holy shit MEGAHORN

CuleX switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Ingrain.

Togekiss planted its roots!

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Safeguard.

Your team became cloaked in a mystic veil!

The sun faded.

Togekiss absorbed nutrients with its roots!

Togekiss restored 6% of its health.

---

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Defog.

Granbull's evasion was lowered.

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Magma Storm.

A critical hit!

Togekiss lost 35% of its health.

Togekiss was trapped in a vortex!!

Togekiss absorbed nutrients with its roots!

Togekiss restored 6% of its health.

Togekiss is hurt by Magma Storm!

Togekiss lost 6% of its health.

---

RJFLA: magma storm?

RJFLA: thats heatran move

CuleX: Not anymore

RJFLA: lol yep

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Splash.

But nothing happened!

Granbull used Metronome.

Granbull used Strength.

A critical hit!

Togekiss lost 75% of its health.

CuleX's Togekiss fainted.

---

CuleX: Oh come on

CuleX: SPLASH

RJFLA: lmao u had splash HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA

CuleX switched in Jirachi (lvl 100 Jirachi).

Jirachi used Metronome.

Jirachi used Body Slam.

Granbull lost 16% of its health.

RJFLA's Granbull fainted.

---

RJFLA switched in Jynx (lvl 100 Jynx ?).

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Eruption.

It's super effective!

Jirachi lost 94% of its health.

Jirachi used Metronome.

Jirachi used Frenzy Plant.

Jirachi's attack missed!

---

CuleX: WTF

RJFLA: Frenzy plant and eruption

RJFLA: WOW

RJFLA: wat

RJFLA: the

RJFLA: hell

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Petal Dance.

Jynx went on a rampage!

It's not very effective...

Jirachi lost 15% of its health.

CuleX's Jirachi fainted.

RJFLA wins!

CuleX: wow

CuleX: That was insane

RJFLA: yea it was

RJFLA: gg

CuleX: gg

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So... yet another Metronome battle, this one with myself and Wraith89. Enjoy.

Rules: Evasion Clause, Extended Game, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Soul Dew Clause

LadyMiir sent out Kecleon (lvl 100 Kecleon ?).

wraith89 sent out Snorlax (lvl 100 Snorlax ?).

wraith89: The Pokemon with identity crisis?

wraith89: Wonderful -__-

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Sandstorm.

A sandstorm brewed!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Sucker Punch.

But it failed!

The sandstorm rages.

Kecleon is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Kecleon lost 6% of its health.

Snorlax is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Snorlax lost 6% of its health.

---

Naru-Chu has entered the room.

UnknowTrainer999 has entered the room.

Shogun has entered the room.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Fissure.

But it failed!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Seed Flare.

Snorlax's attack missed!

The sandstorm rages.

Kecleon is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Kecleon lost 6% of its health.

Snorlax is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Snorlax lost 6% of its health.

---

Naru-Chu: lol.

LadyMiir: O_O

wraith89: o_o

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Spit Up.

But it failed to spit up a thing!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Shadow Punch.

It doesn't affect Kecleon...

The sandstorm rages.

Kecleon is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Kecleon lost 6% of its health.

Snorlax is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Snorlax lost 6% of its health.

---

wraith89: idk

LadyMiir: Kecleon! no spitting

LadyMiir: Bad boy

wraith89: xD

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Swallow.

But it failed to swallow a thing!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Synthesis.

Snorlax restored 25% of its health.

The sandstorm rages.

Kecleon is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Kecleon lost 6% of its health.

Snorlax is buffetted by the sandstorm!

Snorlax lost 6% of its health.

---

LadyMiir: ...

wraith89: I have to nickname everone again

Princesspower has entered the room.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Belly Drum.

Kecleon lost 50% of its health.

Kecleon's attack was raised.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Earth Power.

Kecleon lost 16% of its health.

Kecleon became the Ground type!

Kecleon became the Normal type!

The sandstorm stopped.

---

wraith89: Oh boy

wraith89: I'm in for it

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Gunk Shot.

Snorlax lost 91% of its health.

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Sand Tomb.

Kecleon lost 7% of its health.

Kecleon was trapped in a vortex!

Kecleon became the Ground type!

Kecleon became the Normal type!

Kecleon is hurt by Sand Tomb!

Kecleon lost 6% of its health.

LadyMiir's Kecleon fainted.

---

wraith89: See?

Naru-Chu: lol.

LadyMiir switched in Hariyama (lvl 100 Hariyama ?).

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Night Shade.

It doesn't affect Snorlax...

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Harden.

Snorlax's defence was raised.

---

Elveon has entered the room.

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Guard Swap.

The Pokemon swapped stats!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Rock Climb.

Hariyama lost 26% of its health.

---

LadyMiir: huh..?

UnknowTrainer999: snorlax is a lazy and fat and a cool pokemon

wraith89: ...

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Safeguard.

Your team became cloaked in a mystic veil!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax used Assurance.

It's not very effective...

Hariyama lost 5% of its health.

---

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Taunt.

Snorlax fell for the taunt!

Snorlax used Metronome.

Snorlax can't use Metronome after the taunt!

---

wraith89: Oh no

wraith89: xD

LadyMiir switched in Ludicolo (lvl 100 Ludicolo ?).

Snorlax used Struggle.

A critical hit!

Ludicolo lost 37% of its health.

Snorlax was hit by recoil!

Snorlax lost 25% of its health.

wraith89's Snorlax fainted.

---

UnknowTrainer999: hariyama

Naru-Chu: lol.

wraith89: Wait

Elveon: lol

wraith89: Youre not allowed to switch

wraith89: That's a rule :/

LadyMiir: Oh wait

UnknowTrainer999: thats amazing

LadyMiir: I thought it was Taunt on ME

LadyMiir: *facepalm*

wraith89: >.<

wraith89: Ugh

wraith89: Oh well

LadyMiir: Sorry

wraith89 switched in Kecleon (lvl 100 Kecleon ?).

wraith89: Hi

wraith89: My name is Kecleon

wraith89: I don't know who I am

LadyMiir switched in Hariyama (lvl 100 Hariyama ?).

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Rest.

But it failed!

---

UnknowTrainer999: Ludicollo

LadyMiir: And you are annoying!

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Sharpen.

Hariyama's attack was raised.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Frustration.

Hariyama lost 25% of its health.

Your team is no longer protected by Safeguard!

---

wraith89: Oh great

LadyMiir: ... What are you sharpening?!

wraith89: + 1 bald man

wraith89: That's scary

UnknowTrainer999: kkkkk

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Sing.

Hariyama's attack missed!

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Steel Wing.

Hariyama lost 13% of its health.

---

wraith89: He will eat me alive

wraith89: ...

wraith89: And he sings!!

wraith89: Opera!!

LadyMiir: It's not over till the fat man sings

wraith89: ... and Kecleon has wings >.>

LadyMiir: xD

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Slash.

A critical hit!

Kecleon lost 87% of its health.

Kecleon used Metronome.

Kecleon used Hydro Pump.

Hariyama lost 19% of its health.

---

wraith89: Stop drinking red bull

LadyMiir: O_O

Hariyama used Metronome.

Hariyama used Thrash.

Hariyama went on a rampage!

Kecleon lost 58% of its health.

wraith89's Kecleon fainted.

---

wraith89 switched in Sableye (lvl 100 Sableye ?).

Hariyama used Struggle.

Sableye lost 29% of its health.

Hariyama was hit by recoil!

Hariyama lost 25% of its health.

LadyMiir's Hariyama fainted.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Morning Sun.

Sableye restored 50% of its health.

---

wraith89: yeah don't ask

Naru-Chu: lolo.

Naru-Chu: lol.

LadyMiir switched in Ludicolo (lvl 100 Ludicolo ?).

Ludicolo used Metronome.

Ludicolo used Belly Drum.

Ludicolo lost 50% of its health.

Ludicolo's attack was raised.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Mud-Slap.

It's not very effective...

Ludicolo lost 2% of its health.

Ludicolo's accuracy was lowered.

Belly drum? AGAIN?!

---

wraith89: O_O

LadyMiir: Wheeeeeeee what?

wraith89: What's with everyone in your team?

LadyMiir: O_O

wraith89: They love music

LadyMiir: I'm renaming this team

wraith89: I'm done for

LadyMiir: Team Music

wraith89: :o

Ludicolo used Metronome.

Ludicolo used Shock Wave.

Sableye lost 15% of its health.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Sucker Punch.

But it failed!

---

Ludicolo used Metronome.

Ludicolo used Seed Flare.

Sableye lost 45% of its health.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Wake-up Slap.

Ludicolo lost 14% of its health.

LadyMiir's Ludicolo fainted.

---

wraith89: o_o

Naru-Chu has left the room.

Princesspower has left the room.

wraith89: STAB Seed Flare

LadyMiir switched in Alakazam (lvl 100 Alakazam ?).

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Double Team.

But it failed!

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Doubleslap.

Alakazam lost 7% of its health.

A critical hit!

Alakazam lost 14% of its health.

Hit 2 time(s)!

---

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Extremespeed.

It doesn't affect Sableye...

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Wish.

Sableye made a wish!

---

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Wrap.

Alakazam's attack missed!

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Hyper Fang.

Alakazam lost 38% of its health.

The wish came true!

Sableye restored 50% of its health.

---

wraith89: xD

wraith89: Master Roshi?

UnknowTrainer999: Alakazam is pretty Cool

wraith89: Teach me it!

LadyMiir: Alakazam, stop HUGGING it and KILL it!

wraith89: :)

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Spacial Rend.

Sableye lost 37% of its health.

Sableye used Metronome.

Sableye used Brine.

Alakazam lost 32% of its health.

'Zam, did you seriously just listen to me...?

---

wraith89: o_O

LadyMiir: ... that works

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Draco Meteor.

Sableye lost 59% of its health.

wraith89's Sableye fainted.

Alakazam's special attack was harshly lowered.

Okay, I'm convinced you listened to me. I'm creeped out now.

---

wraith89: -_-

LadyMiir: O_O

wraith89 switched in Jynx (lvl 100 Jynx ?).

LadyMiir: dang, 'zam

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Harden.

Jynx's defence was raised.

Alakazam used Metronome.

Alakazam used Petal Dance.

Alakazam went on a rampage!

Jynx lost 20% of its health.

---

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Poison Fang.

Alakazam lost 15% of its health.

LadyMiir's Alakazam fainted.

---

LadyMiir switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Scary Face.

Togekiss's speed was harshly lowered.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Earthquake.

Jynx lost 23% of its health.

---

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Giga Drain.

It's not very effective...

Togekiss lost 10% of its health.

Jynx absorbed health!

Jynx restored 6% of its health.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Powder Snow.

It's not very effective...

Jynx lost 7% of its health.

---

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Power Whip.

It's not very effective...

A critical hit!

Togekiss lost 15% of its health.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Ice Fang.

It's not very effective...

Jynx lost 7% of its health.

---

wraith89: :x

UnknowTrainer999: togekiss

wraith89: NVEs

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Spider Web.

Togekiss was trapped!

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Agility.

Togekiss's speed was sharply raised.

---

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Endeavor.

Togekiss lost 33% of its health.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Future Sight.

A critical hit!

Jynx foresaw an attack!

---

wraith89: Togekiss used Future Sight. A critical hit! Jynx foresaw an attack!

wraith89: ........

wraith89: What?

LadyMiir: No duh?

wraith89: I get critical'd before it even hits me?

wraith89: Wow that's some insane luck

LadyMiir: Whee

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Lick.

It doesn't affect Togekiss...

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Lucky Chant.

The lucky chant shielded your team from critical hits!

---

wraith89: >.>

wraith89: Wow

Jynx used Metronome.

Jynx used Giga Impact.

Togekiss lost 22% of its health.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Taunt.

Jynx fell for the taunt!

Jynx took the attack!

Jynx lost 58% of its health.

wraith89's Jynx fainted.

---

Elveon has left the room.

wraith89 switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Pound.

Togekiss lost 6% of its health.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Close Combat.

Togekiss lost 18% of its health.

Togekiss's defence was lowered.

Togekiss's special defence was lowered.

---

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Charge Beam.

It's super effective!

Togekiss lost 28% of its health.

Togekiss's special attack was raised.

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Grasswhistle.

Togekiss fell asleep!

---

LadyMiir: OK, that's it

wraith89: I guess I can't get crits now

LadyMiir: This is the music team

wraith89: xD

Togekiss is fast asleep!

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Vacuum Wave.

Togekiss lost 11% of its health.

LadyMiir's Togekiss fainted.

Your team's Lucky Chant wore off!

---

wraith89: Too bad that was MY whistle

LadyMiir switched in Clefable (lvl 100 Clefable ?).

wraith89: Oh Lord

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Mach Punch.

It's super effective!

Clefable lost 13% of its health.

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Hi Jump Kick.

Togekiss lost 20% of its health.

---

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Seed Flare.

Clefable lost 39% of its health.

Clefable's special defence was harshly lowered.

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Miracle Eye.

Togekiss indentified the enemy Pokemon!

---

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Swords Dance.

Togekiss's attack was sharply raised.

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Feint.

But it failed!

---

LadyMiir: Yes, you can see it

LadyMiir: Now KILL it

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Foresight.

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Lovely Kiss.

Clefable's attack missed!

---

wraith89: Foresight >.<

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Low Kick.

It's super effective!

Clefable lost 37% of its health.

Clefable used Metronome.

Clefable used Screech.

Togekiss's defence was harshly lowered.

---

Togekiss used Metronome.

Togekiss used Hyper Fang.

Clefable lost 33% of its health.

LadyMiir's Clefable fainted.

wraith89 wins!

wraith89: X_X

LadyMiir: gg

wraith89: lol

wraith89: gg

LadyMiir: Real close there

LadyMiir: ;)

wraith89: yeah

wraith89 has left the room.

I swear, my Pokemon actually hear me from time to time...

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I loved the story and how you posted both your converstaion but the stuff in red was really not helpful to the battle it really took away from it

I thought that color was called purple, not red? That aside commentaries are usually needed... however lame they can be.

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