Illithian Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 This is a Warstory by Illithian vs someone who wished to be named "Coffee Cake Plz!" I'd like to request that those who spectated in this battle keep the battler anonymous. Thank you. This is a 6-0 sweep by a Suicune. Please enjoy. Note: There is a fair amount of Misshax in my favor in this game. Lineup: Illithian: Coffee Cake Plz!: Anyway, here goes. By the way, for some freaky reason, some of the sprites aren't showing up. I DON'T have the energy to get new ones, and its entirely PP's fault; I'm using the [sprite] commands, so I can't help it. Please bear with me, hopefully it'll get fixed... =( Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle vs: Coffee Cake Plz! sent out Emerald (lvl 100 Bronzong). Illithian sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross). Coffee Cake Plz!: using my new team Metagross used Stealth Rock. Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team! Emerald used Trick Room. Emerald twisted the dimensions! --- Ooh a TR team. Interesting. Those are always fun to face. And fun to beat. vs: foffie has entered the room. Lux has entered the room. Lux has left the room. foffie: steel battle Illithian: Ooh... TR. foffie: i have money on metagross wraith89 has entered the room. Illithian switched in Suicune (lvl 100 Suicune). Suicune is exerting its pressure! Emerald used Earthquake. A critical hit! Suicune lost 29% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Okay, that was kind of an obvious EQ, so I run away and waste another turn of TR. Not that it matters, Suicune can barely do anything against him. vs: Coffee Cake Plz!: tr team ftw Illithian: I have money on me not staying in Emerald used Hypnosis. Emerald's attack missed! Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Hypnosis misshax. Thats what sucks about 60% accuracy. Anyway, I don't really care if I'm asleep anyway, so I'll keep buffing up. vs: Emerald used Hypnosis. Emerald's attack missed! Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- More misshax? Well, lots of buffing up happening atm. vs: foffie: ouch dude Coffee Cake Plz!: the hell Emerald used Hypnosis. Suicune fell asleep! Suicune is fast asleep! The twisted dimensions returned to normal! Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Finally I'm asleep. Finally. Regardless I got +2 SpA and SpD, so I'm in a really good position right now. vs: wraith89: Illithian: =| hax is against you today Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Rolly (lvl 100 Slowbro ?). Pointed stones dug into Rolly. Rolly lost 12% of its health. Suicune is fast asleep! Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Slowbro. I'm still at a loss why he brought him out. Maybe forgot hidden power type? vs: Rolly used Hidden Power. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 3% of its health. Suicune woke up! Suicune used Roar. Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Rainbow (lvl 100 Cresselia ?). Pointed stones dug into Rainbow. Rainbow lost 12% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Two turn sleep! Good good. Anyway, Roar gets that little pest out of my way and we move along. vs: wraith89: Cressy Coffee Cake Plz!: lol bad idea Suicune used Surf. Rainbow lost 36% of its health. Rainbow used Charge Beam. It's super effective! Suicune lost 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Okay, so I try a surf and it does moderate damage, and her Charge Beam is just pathetic. It looks like I can buff up with impunity, and I better start soon before she gets too many boosts. vs: wraith89: I haven't seen her in a long time Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. Rainbow used Trick Room. Rainbow twisted the dimensions! Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Trick room. Anyway, I'm buffing, at 3 CMs now, and everything is fine so far. I suppose now Cresselia outspeeds me, but I don't think that particularly matters. vs: Rainbow used Moonlight. Rainbow restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. --- 4 CMs. Fantastic. vs: Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Emerald (lvl 100 Bronzong). Pointed stones dug into Emerald. Emerald lost 6% of its health. Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. Emerald's leftovers restored its health a little! Emerald restored 6% of its health. --- Alright! Bronzong switches into my 5th Calm Mind, which makes me extremely strong, incase you didn't know. Anyway, I can still barely dent Bronzong. vs: Coffee Cake Plz!: gah Emerald used Hypnosis. Emerald's attack missed! Suicune used Roar. Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Shard (lvl 100 Regice). Pointed stones dug into Shard. Shard lost 25% of its health. Shard's leftovers restored its health a little! Shard restored 6% of its health. --- Okay, Bronzong is out of the way, and a Regice comes in. Heres where I almost die, folks. vs: Shard used Toxic. Shard's attack missed! Suicune used Surf. Shard lost 45% of its health. The twisted dimensions returned to normal! Shard's leftovers restored its health a little! Shard restored 6% of its health. --- Okay, I'm SO lucky that Toxic missed, because if it hadn't, Suicune would be dead soon after. Surf does way more then I expected, which pleases me. vs: wraith89: The Iceburg wraith89: And hax X_X Suicune used Surf. Shard lost 48% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Shard fainted. (5-6) --- There goes Regice. And as Wraith puts it, "The Iceberg and hax." vs: Illithian: I like TR ending. Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Rolly (lvl 100 Slowbro ?). Pointed stones dug into Rolly. Rolly lost 12% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!: where the hell is the luck> wraith89: Back in Hawaii Illithian: XP Suicune used Roar. Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Tank (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?). Pointed stones dug into Tank. Tank lost 6% of its health. Tank's leftovers restored its health a little! Tank restored 6% of its health. --- So for some reason, Wraith and I are having a conversation about Hawaii right now. I roar away that irritating Slowbro and out comes Rhyper. vs: Illithian: I love hawaii Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Emerald (lvl 100 Bronzong). Pointed stones dug into Emerald. Emerald lost 6% of its health. Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... Emerald lost 30% of its health. Emerald's leftovers restored its health a little! Emerald restored 6% of its health. --- As an afterthought, Surf would have been better to use no matter what counterprediction argument I try. vs: wraith89: Have you ever been there? Suicune used Surf. Emerald lost 90% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Emerald fainted. (4-6) --- Oh what? Really? 90%? Okay, I'm just totally OP right now. vs: Illithian: Yes, its so much fun Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Muscle (lvl 100 Machamp ?). Pointed stones dug into Muscle. Muscle lost 6% of its health. wraith89: Cool Suicune used Surf. Muscle lost 106% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Muscle fainted. (3-6) --- Some Hawaii discussion is happenning while I destroy a Machamp. vs: Illithian: Slow stuff. Illithian: Wow, only 106% that thing is bulky as hell wraith89: Coffee Cake Plz!: damn hax and cm Illithian: and I'm +5 wraith89: o_O Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Tank (lvl 100 Rhyperior ?). Pointed stones dug into Tank. Tank lost 6% of its health. wraith89: It's probably max HP wraith89: Suicide Suicune used Ice Beam. It's super effective! Tank lost 144% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Tank fainted. (2-6) --- Rhyper takes a +5 Ice Beam to his face. vs: Coffee Cake Plz!: rofl that was for fun Illithian: xp Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Rainbow (lvl 100 Cresselia ?). Pointed stones dug into Rainbow. Rainbow lost 12% of its health. wraith89: Suicune used Surf. Rainbow lost 64% of its health. Rainbow used Trick Room. Rainbow twisted the dimensions! Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Finally, someone moderately challenging to take care of. Cresselia. Surf did a suprising amount to it, which pleases me extensively. vs: wraith89: Rainbow used Moonlight. Rainbow restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Ice Beam. Rainbow lost 42% of its health. Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Okay, Ice Beam isn't being helpful at the moment. vs: wraith89: Cressy X_X Rainbow used Moonlight. Rainbow restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Surf. Rainbow lost 57% of its health. Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Slow damage. vs: Rainbow used Moonlight. Rainbow restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Surf. Rainbow lost 66% of its health. Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: Rainbow used Moonlight. Rainbow restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Ice Beam. Rainbow lost 43% of its health. The twisted dimensions returned to normal! Rainbow's leftovers restored its health a little! Rainbow restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. TR ends. vs: Coffee Cake Plz!: if this was my other team that cune would of been pwned Suicune used Surf. Rainbow lost 64% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Rainbow fainted. (1-6) --- Now that I finally outspeed it, Rainbow falls. And Coffee Cake says he would pwn me if he had his other team. Right. vs: Coffee Cake Plz! switched in Rolly (lvl 100 Slowbro ?). Pointed stones dug into Rolly. Rolly lost 12% of its health. Illithian: But its not your other team wraith89: > Coffee Cake Plz!: thats why i said IF Illithian: which is rather unfortunate Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack was raised. Suicune's special defence was raised. Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. --- Okay, I'm at +6 SpA and SpD and hes at 100% health. I don't quite remember what I was at, but I think I was full myself. vs: wraith89: Oh dear wraith89: Illithian: Anyway, this will be a PP battle. wraith89: PP Battle? Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 41% of its health. Rolly was frozen solid! Rolly was defrosted! Rolly used Hidden Power. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 1% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- 0 turn freeze, caught on Shoddy. That must be a bug. Anyway I think I'm so smart using Ice Beam. I'm proven totally wrong in the end. vs: Illithian: lmao Illithian: 0 turn freeze Coffee Cake Plz!: lol foffie: lol! Illithian: thats even better then 5 turn sleep wraith89: Ugh wraith89: I had a 12 turn freeze... wraith89: ON ME Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack won't go higher! Suicune's special defence won't go higher! Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. --- Okay, I'm trying to PP stall his Slack Off; he has 16 slack off PP total and I don't know what his total was at the time, but he doesn't realize what I'm doing until around 7 PP. vs: Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... A critical hit! Rolly lost 80% of its health. Rolly used Trick Room. Rolly twisted the dimensions! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Crits help a lot with PP stalling. vs: Illithian: I can out PP you Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack won't go higher! Suicune's special defence won't go higher! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Wrong again. vs: Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack won't go higher! Suicune's special defence won't go higher! --- More problems. vs: Coffee Cake Plz!: dumb move here Rolly used Surf. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 3% of its health. Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... A critical hit! Rolly lost 89% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Another crit? Easy PP stalling. vs: wraith89: lol wraith89: Crit o_O Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Roar. But it failed! The twisted dimensions returned to normal! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- This is too simple. And I did Roar on purpose, to PP stall. vs: Illithian: I just made a freaky noise with my tongue Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Roar. But it failed! --- Lol at my comment, and hes still being stupid and Slack Off-ing. vs: wraith89: Good to know wraith89: X_X Coffee Cake Plz!: wtf Coffee Cake Plz!: roar? wraith89: He's PP Stalling Illithian: What do you think? Slack Off has 16 PP Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 45% of its health. Rolly used Trick Room. Rolly twisted the dimensions! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Anyway, this is getting old. I shouldn't make a stall team. vs: Illithian: You're probably at 8 right now Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Suicune used Roar. But it failed! --- Etc. vs: Rolly used Hidden Power. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 2% of its health. Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack won't go higher! Suicune's special defence won't go higher! Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: Rolly used Hidden Power. It's not very effective... A critical hit! Suicune lost 10% of its health. Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 45% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: wraith89: lol Rolly used Hidden Power. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 1% of its health. Suicune used Roar. But it failed! The twisted dimensions returned to normal! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: Suicune used Ice Beam. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 41% of its health. Rolly used Slack Off. Rolly restored 50% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: Suicune used Calm Mind. Suicune's special attack won't go higher! Suicune's special defence won't go higher! Rolly used Trick Room. Rolly twisted the dimensions! Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. --- Etc. vs: Rolly used Surf. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 3% of its health. Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 66% of its health. Rolly's leftovers restored its health a little! Rolly restored 6% of its health. Suicune's leftovers restored its health a little! Suicune restored 6% of its health. --- Et... Wait, Surf? Okay, this is where my noob side comes out. I somehow thought that Surf would do way less, even though it has more power and has STAB, and is resisted as much as Ice Beam. I could have finished this WAY earlier =.= vs: Illithian: Coffee Cake Plz!: i let it go Illithian: Wait wait wait wait Illithian: I'm really stupid arent I Rolly used Surf. It's not very effective... Suicune lost 3% of its health. Suicune used Surf. It's not very effective... Rolly lost 63% of its health. Coffee Cake Plz!'s Rolly fainted. (0-6) Anyway, I win. Illithian wins! wraith89: . . . wraith89: lol Illithian: How did Surf do more then Ice Beam? oh wait wraith89: STAB >.> Illithian: Both of them are resisted equally. Illithian: *facepalm* wraith89: Yes wraith89: :-/ FAQ: Q. You're a noob! A. Fight me! Q. Why did you CM a ton of times at the start? A. Because I wasn't afraid of sleeping, and I couldn't do much else anyway. Q. Why did Surf do more then Ice Beam? A. See final discussion between Wraith and I Q. You're AWESOME! A. Thanks! Q. I want to see more warstories by you! A. Fight me and maybe I'll make one! Q. I want to make warstories of my own! A. Great! Do battles that are fun and/or intense and remember to put commentary. Q. This is too hard to format! A. I entirely agree! Thats why I use a program called "Warmachine" which automatically formats your Shoddy Log. Wraith89 EDIT: Added link to Warmachine ---> click me!! --- P.S. 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wraith89 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 And I read every single detail in this just like you have commanded to >.> What happened to the sprites? o_O PP will get it fixed sometime, I hope, so don't worry. Great match... and LOL at the Ice Beam on Slowbro. I thought you were just playing around with Coffee Cakes plz. Q. You're AWESOME!A. Thanks! LOL. Anyways awesome match and it's your first warstory. Cool! Although... you've made some appearances in my former warstories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illithian Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 xP Yes indeed I have. The sprite disorder is really annoying, I might just do find/replace in Word to fix it up. And I'm hoping I can make a new warstory before I leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraith89 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 BTW 0 turn freeze is NOT a bug. It happens to me SO MANY times in-game too (the enemy actually) while freeze on my Pokemon lasts for at least 12 turns >.>. You know me Illithian, my luck is the worst thing to have ever existed on Planet Earth. And you put "I roar out Slowbro to bring out Rhyper" when it was a Bronzong that got in. And what's "Warmachine"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illithian Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 BTW 0 turn freeze is NOT a bug. It happens to me SO MANY times in-game too (the enemy actually) while freeze on my Pokemon lasts for at least 12 turns >.>. You know me Illithian, my luck is the worst thing to have ever existed on Planet Earth.And you put "I roar out Slowbro to bring out Rhyper" when it was a Bronzong that got in. And what's "Warmachine"? Its a program that takes a shoddy log and makes a warstory out of it. I don't remember where I got it, but it has a lot of effects you can put in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wraith89 Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Interesting. This? http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1439155 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illithian Posted June 28, 2009 Author Share Posted June 28, 2009 Interesting. This?http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1439155 Seemingly. Try it. It has a lot of features for color text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utopia Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 LOL a the whole discussion between you and wraith about Hawaii while is poor Rhyperior got killed by a tremendous Ice Beam after 5 (?) CMs?! Anyway great war Story and great challenge, you could have joined this just having Suicune on your side. P.S.: lol also at him saying he would have pwned u with his other team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illithian Posted June 29, 2009 Author Share Posted June 29, 2009 LOL a the whole discussion between you and wraith about Hawaii while is poor Rhyperior got killed by a tremendous Ice Beam after 5 (?) CMs?! Anyway great war Story and great challenge, you could have joined this just having Suicune on your side. P.S.: lol also at him saying he would have pwned u with his other team Yep 5 CMs. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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