Corrupt a wish

[easygringo]

granted its a new gen with crap graphics and only giglipuffs

[COBHC]

i wish people doesn´t forget to wish

[randomcouchpotato]

granted but they leave the wish unfinished (ex: i wish you...)

I wish my moms homemade food tasted better

[RenegadeShroom]

Granted, but she never makes stuff homemade again and only buys horrible takeaway/fast food.

I wish that I didn't have to edit this post to wish because I forgot to wish!

[randomcouchpotato]

granted but the wish wasnt even a decent wish

i wish i could have a hamburger right now

[COBHC]

granted but you give it to me for free ( gosh i also want one)

i wish people were robots

[randomcouchpotato]

granted but they run out of power, attack eacother, steal eachothers batteries, and eventually the last ones battery dies

i wish i had a better a grill in my room

[COBHC]

granted but you never return to your room

i hope pkm has 1000 instead of 493 (althought they have everything also god )

[COBHC]

i wish that people start wishing again and that wishes could be corrupted

[randomcouchpotato]

granted but the wishes make no sense at all, i wish i didnt have a staple stuck in my finger right now

[Relyte]

granted, but you don't have any staples.

I wish that tomorrow would come faster.

[randomcouchpotato]

granted, unfortunately a meteor destroys your house while your sleeping so you cant enjoy it

i wish... i wish there was a word that rhymed with orange

[Ziz]

granted, unfortunately a meteor destroys your house while your sleeping so you cant enjoy it

i wish... i wish there was a word that rhymed with orange

Granted, but you forgot it as soon as you heard of it. I wish I could play with fire without getting hurt.

[Delta Blast Burn]

Granted but you can no longer feel any pain,you accidently cut off your arm and bleed to death.

@ randomcouchpotato: fyi ther is a word (well phrase) that rhymes with orange: door hinge

I wish could never be low on potassium. (I get cramps alot)

[randomcouchpotato]

a lifetime supply of bananas arrive at your house, unfortunately they have a parasite that eats your brain and kills you

i wish my dog was smarter

[COBHC]

granted but then you change the roll in your house with him and become the dog lol

i wish pokemon designers could make some descent new pokemons darn they even have the f**king pokemon god arceus

[Ashachu]

three awesome new pokemon are made, but the rest of the game was neglected and sucks so it doesn't matter.

I wish "game corner" prizes were cheaper

[COBHC]

granted but you lost your save file every time you play

i wish jirachi was a female lol

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but every Pokémon is now a female.

I wish the Elite 4 was stonger.

[Vlad]

Granted, but now the gyms are even easier -way to go, R.A.S.N.!

I wish Black & White was like HG/SS where you could play both the old and the new worlds, only now let's also add the new world and add a old one like Platinum or what not, more stuff to do is always more fun!

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but now the World is shrouded in Darkness and Arceus, Giratina, Dialga and Palkia has transformed into Primal Arceus, Primal Giratina, Primal Dialga and Primal Palkia. Shadow Pokémon has appear once again and no longer will Humans and Pokémons live together peacefully.

I wish that Pokémon were alive.

[Fawful Of Ice]

Granted, but then Arceus got really ticked at humans again and started going on a reign of destruction.

I wish i explosion didnt kill your Pokemon too

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but then there will be Zombie Pokémon living among us.

I wish that we can be Pokémon like in the Pokémon Mystery Series.

[tillerjpg]

Granted, but you'll be a magikarp in a volcano, get bullied by all other pokemon cause you're a weirdo/fake pokemon, and some big pokemon steals every treasure you find

I wish it'd be raining meowth and Houndours, instead of Cats 'n dogs here!

[Riolu Aura Sphere Now]

Granted, but you will die from heat stroke.

I wish I was a billionair.